I Wish You a Horrid Christmas (Parody: "We Wish You a Merry Christmas")

I wish you a horrid Christmas, I wish you a horrid Christmas, I wish you a horrid Christmas and a rotten new year!

I wish you a horrid Christmas, I wish you a horrid Christmas, I wish you a horrid Christmas and a rotten new year!

Bad tidings I bring, to you and your kin! I hope they all die of black plague and malaria!

I want some figgy pudding! I want some figgy pudding! I want some figgy pudding, and death to your friends!

And I won't go until I get some! I won't go until I get some! I won't go until I get some, or I'll kill your spouses!

Bad tidings I bring, to you and your kin! I hope they all die of black plague and malaria!

And malaria!