Ch.2 Commercials.

Announcer Dude: Feeling aloooone?

XANA: sitting at bar :saddened: yeah………

Announcer Dude: Than get Smile Bomb! This little pill was especially made for cheering people up!

XANA: Gee, thanks! eats pill and pauses Wow! I feel great! does backflip Thanks!

Announcer Dude: Side effects are- depression, sinus problems, stomach problems, exploding body parts, bad vision, sugar highs, sugar lows, and death.

Argo: suddenly looks up Did you say death?

Announcer Dude: Yup! I sure did. Hmmm, you took the smile bomb. I wonder what'll happen?

Argo: AGGGGGH! I'M GONNA DIE! AHHHHHHH! runs around

Announcer Dude: Buy Smile Bomb today::whispers: Hey, uh, Joe? You sure you cut that 'I'm gonna die' out of it?

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Ulrich: Hi, I'm Ulrich Stern for Oxyclean! It- what the hell is this shit? I'm outta here. walks away

Billy Mays: WAIT ULRICH! IT SELLS BETTER TO THE KIDS! I SCARE THEM!

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Odd and Yumi sit on the porch eating goldfish both look at each other and grin

Odd and Yumi::singing:

Here's our jingle for goldfish

The baked and not fried goldfish

The wholesome snack that smiles back until you bite their heads off

Do you know they're made with real cheese

Even though they look like fishes

The snack

That smiles back

Goldfish

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Announcer Person: Hiyah George! What are you doing?

Ulrich: I'm so sick of this wine. I need to find something that tastes good but is still an alcoholic beverage.

Announcer Person: hands beer can to Ulirch

Ulrich: drinks and appears to like it Hey, this is good. What is it?

Announcer Person: It's a Bud Light, Ulrich.

Ulrich: Crap I can't get past light beer? Man I feel girly.

Announcer Person: You should until you've tried Corona!

Ulrich: drinks Corona Mmmmm. Spanish beer.

Announcer Person: How about some liquior! That'll prove a strong man. Or maybe some whiskey?

Ulrich: You're on. Give me em' both. chokes down liquor/whiskey

Announcer Person: More?

ulrich: drinks a lot and passes out on table

Announcer Person: Yes kids. It's true. This happens to REAL fighters. Poor Ulrich. Just remember kids, "Don't Drink and/or drive." :mumbles: do'h, I said it wrong!

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Heehee. I likes that. Too bad it's short. Don't worry, next chapter will be up REAL soon