"I think it is time for a new fashion," said Kadaj.

"But what?" asked Loz.

"What about these?!" yelled Yazoo shoving a magazine flipped open to a page in Kadaj's face.

"Hm…nice find. Yes the trim is good and the fabric is good. Yes we shall go and purchase these," said Kadaj and they left speeding down the road. They arrived at the store. It was located between Walgreen's and Target, down the street from Kinko's and across town from Verizon and Samsung. And about a mile away from middle of nowhere.

First they tried the on to make sure they would fit.

"It's a good fit. Moveable and you can breathe," said Yazoo.

"Let's get them," said Loz. They got in line and waited. While they were standing there like you would at the DMV Kadaj caught a glimpse of something on paper. It was written in fairly neat hand writing. He pulled it off the wall and read it, which may surprise many of you that he actually knew b how /b to read.

i Emo Lessons!

Want to be depressed? Want to leard where the most important veins are in your body? Want to know the newest Emo tread? Then call this number for Emo Lessons now!

(505) 619-8626

Your mother would be proud! /i

" 'My mother would be proud.' . . . I'm signing up!" said Kadaj immediately pulling out his phone. He dialed the number and the other line was picked up almost immediately.

"Hello. Vincent speaking," said the voice on the other line.

"I called for your lessons," said Kadaj.

"When are you avalible?" asked Vincent.

"Now," replied Kadaj.

"Meet me in the middle of the middle of nowhere," said Vincent.

"Yes," said Kadaj and they hung up. Loz and Yazoo came over holding bags.

"Let's put them on," said Yazoo. They found a gas statioin bathroom and changed.

"Where to next? Want to bug Cloud more about mother?" asked Loz.

"No it's time to make mother proud," said Kadaj and they started their bikes and sped off.

"When they were about halfway they were pulled over by the police, clearly for speeding.

"I'm sorry officer but I'm in a hurry," said Kadaj.

"I don't care if you are late to the Strip Club for your day job. You were speeding so you will sit there until I'm done," said the police officer clearly commenting on their new fashion. Leather jumpsuits with lots of straps just say 'man whore'.

The police officer took her sweet time writing the tickets. Too long, so long in fact, Kadaj looked at Loz who nodded and tazed the officer. They then sped off again.