Hi again everyone, sorry it took a little bit more time but I decided to stop making things harder for me and I started school this week amd I also got an editor so I had to wait for him to edit my chapter because he have school also, A big thanks to Danny.Kaiba (sorry if it's wrong I'm not too sure anymore) now if the grammar is bad blame him lollllll. No seriously we had a little problem and I was at my firend's home so I couldn't update even if I received the chapter this morning.
Now, to answer the review. oh and by the way I have a good new, my english teacher said we were going to work a lot on grammar this year lolll so I will be getting better. (Let's hope, actually I just never really want to correct it but now I have an editor so it's his job)
Kariah: come on girl I know you'll be able to get out of the box, just don't eat while reading this or you may end up like my friend.
Rayne: yea yea I know, but I already asked a lot of time to try and get over it because I'm french. But I really apreciate you telling me what was wrong, but some of those mistake area just because I didn't took the time to reread myself, like the 'your' as soon as I read it I saw it should have been you're, I was probably just not looking at what I was writing. But now with my new english teacher and my editor it will be a lot better (I hope) but if it's still bad I can hide behind Danny lolllll.
AFK25: lollll, yea, I already did that but this one is different, now Kaiba can insult them all he wants and Joey is with them too, I'm sure you'll like this chapter.
mishiefmagnet: Well unlike you, to me Tea and Anzu are like totally different person, since I watched the dubbed version, a part of the original and the manga I quickly saw that they are different. To me tea is more like a little friendship girl that we all hate (like in the dubbed) But she's not like that in the orginal version or the manga so to me they are almost like two different person, that's why in my other story it's Tea but I just couldn't stand the idea of calling her Tea in that fic, to me Anzu was a lot more fitting. It may be stupid but I feel more attracted to a fic that have a Seto/Anzu pairing than one that have Seto/Tea
Gauri92: if last chapter was hilarious them you'll die of laugher in this one lolll
AnimefreakSlayer: Yes I'm back lolll, ok ok (raise hands) no cussing even if I can't rememver where I cussed but if you say I did it then I probably did. What? no evil this time (pout)
Asj Johnson: Of couse Kaiba loves to mess with Joey but this time (which is extremely rare) it was Joey's fault. As for Kaiba not yearing jean...well Kaiba doesn't fall in love either lollll any fic where Kaiba is in love could be classed science fiction. For this story I decided to put a side of Kaiba that no one knows about, actually Kaiba's private life is unclear to everyone and I did say that he was only doing those kind of thing in the mansion with his little brother, he would never go out liket that. Unlike most of the other romance where Kaiba 'learn' to be human by falling in love I decided that he already had a more human side, and he fell in love because someone discovered who he really was. I didn't want my story to be like most of the others.
Kalimoto: Hey your the first reviewer, I also pictured that evil smirk in my head lollll. This chapter is for you, that's what you get for reviewing first.
A big thanks to all those who reviewed, I'm writing just for you and the more you review the more I feel like writing, really it's just 30 seconds of your life to support all the writers who spend hours writing, I'm sure you like having reviews to your story so review to the one you read.
Chapter two: We'll Never Survive.
Kaiba cursed under his breath, just like Yugi and his friends, especially Joey, now this was really a survival trip.
"I hope you're happy Kaiba, if you hadn't open your big mouth we wouldn't be stuck with you," Joey said.
"Because you think I'm glad to be with you? I think I would rather die righ now."
"It's a survival trip, we're supposed to stay alive you know."
"Staying in the woods I have no problem, it's you I have a problem with," Kaiba said.
"You? In the woods? I'd like to see that," Joey said.
"Mister Kaiba, Mister Wheeler, you'll both do me the favor of staying with me in detention after school," The teacher said, boy did he love getting on Kaiba's nerves.
"Jerk," Joey said under his breath, turning his attention back to the teacher.
"Mutt," Kaiba answered in an equal whisper.
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When Kaiba got home, two hours later than usual, he was surprised that there was no Mokuba jumping on him. Maybe the kid decided to listen and stop jumping on me all the time. "Mokuba? Are you there?"
"You're back!" Mokuba yelled, jumping on his brother from behind. "Where were you, I was so worried, did something bad happen, are you ok?"
"Calm down Mokuba. I was at school, you had no reason to be worried, nothing bad happened, yes I'm fine and I told you yesterday to stop jumping on me like that."
"You never said that," Mokuba said.
"Yes I did."
"No, you said, and I quote: Mokuba, how many times will I have to tell you to not jump on me like that as soon as I get in the house. You never said anything about jumping on you in the living room.''
Kaiba sighed, he wasn't really up to that kind of games for today. "Is there anyway I can convince you of not jumping on me at all?"
"You had a bad day didn't you?" Mokuba asked, getting up from his big brother.
"Not really a bad day, but that will come soon enough."
"What's the matter?" Mokuba asked.
"I'm forced to go to a stupid survival trip in the Yokoma park this weekend." Kaiba explained as he got up to start dinner.
"So what? You already know all those kinds of things, dad taught you all that..." Mokuba stopped, he knew his big brother hated to mention or hear about his parents.
Not wanting to get his little brother mad Kaiba did as if Mokuba hadn't say a thing. "And guess who the teacher paired me with?"
"If your in such a bad mood about it, I'd say it's Yugi or one of his friends." Mokuba said as he tried to snatch away some food.
Kaiba playfully slapped Mokuba's hand out of the food. "I'm stuck with all of them."
"That's harsh, can't you just stay home and don't go?" Of course Mokuba had nothing against Yugi and the other, they were his friends after all but he knew his brother hated them.
"I would, but if I don't, I won't graduate and that mean you'll go in a foster home."
"Who made that stupid rule anyway? You don't even need a stupid high school diploma." Mokuba said, he hated this rule because if it wasn't for it his brother could work during the day so he would be free all evenings and weekends. "I guess you have no choice."
"It was nice knowing you kid," Kaiba joked.
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Usually everyone liked weekends, but none of the students were looking forward to that one, unfortunately it arrived faster than they really wanted it to, especially for Kaiba. Of course almost none of the students decided to obey the rules of not bringing any games or food, costing themselves already a lost of 10 percent.
"What is it that doesn't get into your head? We said no games and no food," The teacher said, there was already a rather big amount of illegal items from their search into the bags. "What the hell is that?" The teacher asked, finding an electric hair dryer in the bag of a girl.
"It's a hair dryer," The girl answered as if the teacher was an idiot.
"Really, and where the hell do you plan to plug it?"
"Well duh, in a power point."
"This girl is almost as stupid as you mutt," Kaiba said, he couldn't believe how stupid this girl was, but then again she was one of those idiot fan girls who kept running after him.
Joey was about to reply but the teacher came to check them. "Let's see what we have here." He took Joey's bag and turned it over causing a good amount of food to fell of the bag. "Well would you look at that, it looks like someone is going to lose 10 percent," The teacher said as he started searching more deeply. "And what the hell is THAT?" Snickers where heard from most of the other students as the teacher fished a little condom box from Joey's bag. The only one that wasn't laughing except Joey was Kaiba, like he would ever allow himself to laugh in front of someone else, but he had a not-so-innocent smirk on his face, lucky for him no one noticed...except for a certain girl we all know.
"Those aren't mine," Joey said. "Why would I need them anyway? There isn't even a girl in our group."
"What's that supposed to mean?" Anzu said, after all it was more her reputation that was in stake here, Joey had no reputation whatsoever, except from being an idiot and even if she was friend with Joey she didn't want people to think that she would do such a thing with Joey of all people and in woods on top of that.
"He means that you are just as graceful as an elephant and don't look at all like a girl," Kaiba answered.
"Watch what you are saying to my friend you jerk!" Joey yelled. "Don't listen to him Anzu, elephants are graceful, you know." Kaiba's face remained the same but inside his head he was rolling on the floor from laughing.
"WHAT?" Anzu slapped Joey extremely hard on the cheek. Causing even Kaiba to wince. "Idiot." Anzu said, walking away.
Kaiba smirked. "Good thinking, mutt, you really know how to talk to girls."
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"Alright kids, get in the bus so we can take you all to your assigned spot." The teacher yelled.
"I can't believe we have to be stuck with you for all the week end," Joey said once they were seated.
Kaiba turned back to look at him. "Trust me, mutt, I'm the one suffering the most out of this." He said as a small group of bubble headed fan girls entered the bus and started to yell things like marry me and other stuff like that while waving like crazy. But then again, I guess it could have been worse, at least I know the mutt wont try and tear my cloths off. Only the though of Joey even trying to do that made him shudder.
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The teacher gave Tristan the guide book. "And this is where you get off, ladies." The teacher said as Yugi and the others got off the bus.
"How dare him calling us ladies when there isn't even a lady in this group!"
Joey yelled once the bus left, he also earned himself a big glare from Anzu who still hadn't forgive him for the comment he made earlier.
"You actually mean you aren't a lady, Wheeler? I would have never guessed." Kaiba said.
"Shut up, Kaiba."
"Make me." Kaiba answered with a smirk.
"Come on guys, let's just get this stupid trip over with. As soon as it's over we won't have to talk to each other again." Yugi said.
"Yugi's right." Tristan said. "We should be going now or we'll never get out of here. Since the teacher gave me the survival book, I'll be the leader of this little expedition." (An: All those who read my first story know which way this is heading.)
"And give me one good reason why a pair of mutts should be leading us?" Kaiba asked.
"Stay there or follow, your choice." Joey said as he started waking with the other following him, Kaiba let out a sigh before following, staying here wouldn't take him anywhere near getting his diploma, he could say goodbye to his sanity for good.
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"Maybe you should sniff the floor, that way we would go faster." Kaiba said as Tristan and Joey once again stopped to look at the map, they had been stopping to look at it every 5 minutes for the last two hours.
"Maybe you should shut up and let the pro take care of that." Joey said.
"After the way you took care of Mazaki earlier I'm not sure it would be wise, you should act more like the dog you are and stop pretending to be a human with a brain."
"You're really asking for it." Joey clenched his fist.
"Didn't your master ever teach you not to bark all the time?" Kaiba said, still keeping his indifferent face which annoyed Joey even more.
"Now that's it." Joey tried to punch Kaiba who easily dodged, causing Joey to fall on the ground.
"You should try to bite, like all dogs do."
Joey got up and was about to try to hit Kaiba again (note that try is the key word) when Anzu stopped them by slapping both of them really hard.
"What was that for?" Kaiba asked, his hand raising to his stinging cheek.
"That will teach you to shut up, and the same goes for you Joey." She added before Joey even had a chance to tell something. "You're acting like immature five years olds, Both of you. Now you both shut up and follow me if you don't want to really get it." She started to walk with Yugi and Tristan holding back laugher behind her.
After the surprise of Anzu's slap Kaiba's face became indifferent again. "Whatever, I'd rather follow an enraged ungraceful elephant than a brainless mutt." This time however Kaiba was ready for Anzu's slap, he simply took a step back to avoid it.
"You're so dead Kaiba." Joey said.
Kaiba barely paid attention to him, he was expecting Anzu to try and slap him again but, surprising him to no end, she decided to try and punch him instead. Of course it didn't really matter to Kaiba, he simply grabbed her fist before she hit him but he underestimated her strength so, because of the impact, he had to take a step backward to keep his balance. However there wasn't any more solid ground behind him, he fell backward and, because he was still holding her fist, he dragged Anzu down with him. Kaiba closed his eyes, expecting his back to hit something hard but what he heard was a big splash.
Kaiba opened his eyes again to see what happened, they had barely fell one foot before landing in about a foot and a half of water. The second thing he realized was an additional weight on his chest, he looked down and saw Anzu had fallen on top of him.
Anzu opened her eyes and noticed that she was lying on someone, she looked up and her eyes met Kaiba's, when she realized she was actually on top of him in a rather...'provocating' position she let out a cry before putting herself off of him and making herself fall in the water, getting herself even more wet if that was even possible.
Kaiba, who had watch her fall in the water with amusement, was about to stood up to get out of the river when he noticed that Anzu's white shirt...well...wasn't so white anymore, as much as Kaiba would never admit it he was still a teenager boy with teenager hormones so he couldn't stop his eyes from looking in forbidden territories. After about a second he shook his head to snap out of it and looked away with a light and I mean really light blush.
"What's wrong with you?" Anzu asked, she couldn't get in a worst mood as she was.
"I don't think white and water go well together."
"Wha-?" Anzu looked down at herself and then saw the light blush on his face, which could only mean he had seen through her shirt. "YOU PERVERT!" She yelled as she covered her chest with her arms.
Kaiba looked at her, forgetting about the first reason why he had stop looking at her. "Hey, it's now my fault you didn't realized it sooner."
"Stop looking." She yelled as she turned her back to him. seriously Kaiba was the last guy she wanted to see her breast, not that she wanted any guy to see it to begin with but Kaiba was even worst.
Kaiba quickly turned his head the other way again, he really didn't wanted to look but his stupid little dirty mind wouldn't erase the image he saw just a minute ago.
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"IF ANY OF YOU EVEN DARE TO LOOK I SWEAR I'LL KILL YOU." Anzu yelled from behind a three as she changed her shirt for a dry (and not white this time) one.
"She'll kill you Kaiba" Joey said as he added some wood to the fire, after the little water accident they decided to stay there for the night, it was getting late anyway.
"Like it's my fault water makes white shirts transparent." Kaiba said.
"But your the one who pulled her in it." Yugi said. "I don't think she'll kill you but I don't think she'll forgive you anytime soon."
"And why should I care if that ungraceful brat doesn't forgive me?" Kaiba said.
"I HEARD THAT YOU JERK!" Anzu yelled from behind the three.
"You know Kaiba you should really let that go, first because you know it's not true because you saw her dance last year and Anzu's really proud of her gracefulness." Yugi said, he was the only one so far who hadn't got in a fight with Kaiba and the reason was simple, as much as Kaiba hated Yugi he still had a lot of respect for him, after all Yugi did beat him more than once.
"Yeah, and it's her gracefulness that made us fall in the river." But Kaiba knew Yugi had a pooint there, Anzu was gracefull, he had seen her at a stupid christmas show that all the school was force to watch, but he would never admit it.
"WILL YOU SHUT UP ALREADY?" Anzu shouted as she sat next to Yugi in front of the fire.
"Guys, we can't continue like this, we're never going to get out of it if we continue to fight every five steps." Yugi said.
"And you have an idea?" Tristan asked.
"I say we get rid of Kaiba, he's the one causing all the trouble and it's not like he really needs to graduate anyway." Joey said.
"That's not what I have in mind Joey. I think we should call a truce."
