Chapter 2, talk about a late update. Mainly because I actually do hw now. Anywho I couldn't resist playing up Sanji's perversions and Zoro's snarkness. Short and sweet lol.
Chapter 2
You're a girl?" Chopper, Usopp and Sanji exclaimed at the same time.
"Of course I am you idiots!" Akisa flared hotly and pulled off her cap revealing thick unruly shoulder length curly hair.
The cook got that unreasonable gleam in his eye. "Hmmmm, I see a tomboy huh?" She had to be about five foot six, perfect height coming up to just below his chin. She was obviously from one of the summer islands. Her skin was dark brown from a life in the sun. Her eyes were a couple of shades darker than Nami's and oddly breath taking. Her nose was rather cute and lead to simply sinful pink lips that stood out against her skin. She wore baggy and battered clothing but that did nothing to hide her curves that were still evident, she had the figure of a well-made enhanced hourglass. Ohhhhhh yes… She would be a fine addition.
" I like it so different from Robin-chan's enchanting confidence and Nami's natural beauty." Sanji was suddenly by her side holding her hand. "My dear Akisa we would be more than happy to have you aboard our ship!" Hearts drifted from his eyes. He floated over to her and held her hand and Akisa simply stared back in confusion.
"Come on Romeo, don't drool all over the poor girl." Nami gripped the cooks collar and dragged him back to his seat.
" We need someone cute to block out Mamoiro's ugliness. " He quickly shifted his tone to a sickly sweet before cooing " Are you jealous Nami-Swannnnnnnn?" Which earned him a hard kick and dirty look from Nami.
"You sure you ain't talking about yourself? For a love cook you sure ain't getting a lot of love." Zoro snickered.
"What was that you shitty swordsman? The ladies love me!" Sanji huffed indignantly.
"Yea and the Marines just want to throw back a couple of beers with me." Zoro snorted.
"Of course they do. They need to dull the pain as their eyes blow up into a million tiny pieces when they look at you, kind of like confetti." The cook chuckled when swordsman became agitated.
"You culry browed freak I doubt if any girl is looking in your direction and if they are they are they probably would run for their lives when you open your mouth."Zoro growled from across the table.
"That's it." Zoro swung and Sanji ducked.
"You guys we don't have time for this. Big and Ugly is heading our way!" Usopp's voice started shaking as Chopper jumped into his lap.
"AHHHHHHHHHHH, its a giant!" Chopper whimpered.
"No that's the resident Bounty Hunter, Alren. He's a master swordsman! He's never lost a battle." Akisa shoved her hat back on and braced herself.
"Swordsman? Sounds like fun." Zoro stood and placed a hand on his wado.
"Not only that he's my father."
