Professor VonDrake's Extraordinary Time-Contraption-Thingy

As with it's forerunner House of Twisted Toons most of the characters belong to Disney I am merely borrowing them for this story but I do own most of the second generation so some form of notice is required if you wish to use them… This story has links connecting it to both my Hades&Seph fics and Jafar's Disastrous Dates but is not directly related to them. Persephone, Thanatos and Eris all come from my Hades&Seph fics in the Hercules section and as usual those who've read them will have a bit of knowledge on those characters personalities..

This story goes out to everybody who was a part of H.o.T.T in reviews or just silently following the story on the side.. I may have wrote it but you guys made it.. it's been a long time planning but here it is peeps… the sequel. Enjoy.. X


This chapter is for Unknown: I have no idea who you are sweetie.. thank you for your lovely review but can you give yourself a name before I make one up for you X


Chapter Two:Disney Daddies

'Whatta ya mean I ain't comin'?' Twelve year-old Thanatos flared nastily, scarcely away from burning his skin off in fury at his parents who were all dressed up and ready to leave for the House of Mouse, running late as usual.

'Than please calm down..' Persephone sounded soothingly trying to quieten her son down. '-it's nothing personal..'

'Yeh..' Hades chipped in and smirking as his arm wrapped itself around his wife's waist. '-we need you to watch the Underworld for us..'

'Uhh..' Thanatos rolled his round golden eyes, folded his arms tightly and pouted petulantly at this. '-that's the imps' job, make them do it!' He snapped moodily.

'No.. your better at it..' Hades responded dropping his smirk and turning serious.

'But my friends are going with their parents..' Thanatos whinged childishly turning back to look at his parents and pulling his best 'please-don't-leave-me-behind' look.

'Oy vey..' Hades sighed heavily at his son's expression. '-look brat, we can't take you alright?'

'It wouldn't be fair on your sisters sweet-flames..' Persephone added gently.

'What in Tartarus are you on about?' Thanatos suddenly looked confused before scowling and flaring in annoyance again. 'Macaria's waay too little-' He held out one finger as if counting his sisters and flashed his parents a second as he added, '-and Melinoe doesn't even wanna go! So what's the big frickin' deal guys?' The fiery twelve year-old gave a small shrugging wave that expressed his exasperation with them.

Hades sighed heavily now and sagged slightly in frustration, his son was being so irritatingly stubborn.

'Alright, fiine..' The fiery god sounded throwing his son a testy look of his own causing Persephone to roll her eyes… both her pyroboys were as bad as each other. '-you want the truth brat?' Hades arched an eyebrow at his son as if to say 'your-not-gonna-like-it'.

Thanatos just narrowed his glare at his father and waited for him to continue.

'I don't want you to come.' The fiery Lord of the Underworld sounded in a firm and unyielding voice causing the white-skinned golden-flamed god to blink in amazement at his father.

'Hades..' Persephone flashed her husband a steely glinted glare of disapproval.

'Whaaat..?' Hades whinged immaturely back to her. 'He wanted the truth baby don't get antsy with me..' The Queen of the Underworld merely shook her head in disbelief at her husband's thoughtless words that had now left their twelve year old son looking as though he'd been kicked in the stomach.

'Fine..' Thanatos sounded unemotionally, turning away from his parents to hide the fact that he was actually really upset by his father's words. '-just go..'

'Than…' Persephone started to croon in a gently voice, stretching out to cuddle him but the fiery godling jerked away from her.

'Go!' He sounded in an angry tone pointing to the exit sharply before folding his arms and keeping a nasty scowl plastered on his face. Persephone sighed sadly at him before it melted into a scowl as the goddess jabbed her husband sharply in the ribs.

'Ahhaow..' Hades winced irritably before catching his wife's 'say-something-to-your-son' frown. The fiery god merely rolled his eyes like a put-upon martyr before sliding up to Thanatos who was still frowning with his arms now folded tightly against his chest.

'Look Than..' Hades began as he ran his fingers through his blue flames unsurely. '-it's not that I don't want you to come..' The fiery god sighed and shook his head with a small guilty,

'Oy..' Thanatos' large black pupils only dropped down to the floor as the godling listened to his father's soft tone.

'It's just that I wanna spend some time alone with your mom..' Hades bent down so he was level with his son and continued, '-I mean what with work and the minions then there's you and the girls..' The fiery god gave a snort of amazement. '-we just don't get time to ourselves anymore..' Thanatos' face softened a little at these words and he sighed, sagging his shoulders as his scowl melted into a saddened look.

'Hey, tell ya what kiddo..' Hades wrapped an arm around his son and crooned softly in his ear causing Thanatos' pupils to swivel to his father's wide smirk. '-you watch the Underworld for me and I'll bring ya back someone nice to whack, whadda ya say, huh?' The fiery god blinked before a boyish smirk of his own appeared.

'Is it gonna be some scary-lookin' drifter that you pick up on the way home?' Thanatos suddenly sounded excitedly balling his fists.

'Hmmm..' Hades rolled his eyes upwards in mock-thought. '-yup, probably..' He flashed his only son a wide nasty leer.

'Oh, uh-uh..' Persephone sounded waggling a finger reproachfully. '-if your gonna be pickin' up a drifter I'm orbing home!' She then turned her head upwards and sniffed her disapproval. If she was expecting her husband to withdraw this offer she was sadly mistaken.

'Perfect, now I can pick up two..' Hades sounded flaring excitedly causing Persephone to pout irritably at him… she definitely did not approve of kidnapping lonesome mortals and bringing them home to kill.

'Alright, fine dad… I'll keep an eye on the Underworld for ya..' Thanatos sounded amiably while ignoring his mother's scowl.

'Awww, I knew I could count on you short-stuff..' Hades hugged his son, ruffling his flames affectionately.

'Heh, get off me ya big yutz..' Thanatos sounded warmly pushing his father off. '-the show's already started now so go show the lady a nice time.' He slapped Hades on the backside forcing him over to his wife who's expression softened now that her son wasn't moping anymore.

'Fine, we'll get outta your flames.. just remember to lock the gates once the last of the souls are in 'kay, I don't want them escapin' back to the surface..' The fiery god smirked tossing his son his set of keys to the Underworld.

'Aye, aye sir..' Thanatos caught the keys then saluted his father with an identical smirk.

'Have a good night Than..' Persephone sounded cheerfully waving him off as her husband wrapped his arms around her waist and they vanished into a whirl of smoke.

'You too mom..' Thanatos waved his parents off but the moment they were gone his smirk dropped and he slumped into his father's throne.

'Oy vey… now what am I gonna do?' He uttered to himself drumming his fingers off the arm of the throne. The Sirens were watching his sisters and the imps were watching the docks meaning that for the moment the twelve year old God of Death had nothing to do.

However he wasn't sat there very long when the imps came scuttling into the room.

'Whadda ya want?' Thanatos sounded in a rather rude tone to them.

'Excuse us for bothering you your junior flamefulness-' Pain started complete with a simpering smirk.

'Oh get to the point dipwad..' Thanatos interrupted as he rolled his eyes in distaste at their grovelling. Who did they think he was.. his father?

Both imps blinked at him momentarily thrown by this statement… they'd never been cut off from their grovelling before. Thanatos merely kinked his brow a bored 'are-you-gonna-talk-or-do-I-have-to-torture-it-out-of-you' look as his fingers began drumming impatiently on the throne.

Panic eventually sighed and dropped his simpering act.

'The Fates want to see you Than..' He sounded in a plain voice causing the twelve year old god to punch his fist in a 'get in' gesture.

'Yess..' Thanatos hissed gleefully as his golden-flamed quiff flared excitedly. '-someone's gonna get sliced.' He then bounced out of the throne and strutted passed the imps who were watching him. 'Mind the store for me boys Thanny's on a mission..' He tossed the keys to the Underworld to the imps who caught them in their hands. He then left the throne room whistling the tune of a funeral march in an upbeat fashion.

Once he had left Pain blinked in amazement and looked at his skinny green partner.

'Is it me or is he becoming more and more like the boss..' The chubby imp asked him.

'Eh, I dunno… I still think I'd prefer workin' for Hades..' Panic sounded with a light smirk.


at the same time in the House of Mouse…

'When Donald and I shut the doors of the House of Mouse doors for the last time..' Mickey was reminiscing on stage to the audience who were watching. '-we never thought that eight years later we would be back… but that all changed when a new landlord took over the lease and to thank him for allowing this night to happen..' The infamous mouse turned in the direction of the doorway. '-how about a hand for Peter Pete Jr!' As the crowd erupted into clapping and cheering PJ smiled as he straightened his tie, he was the same height and size of his father but he still retained a look of youth about his face as he beamed around and waved to the crowd. Even the villains clapped politely, they'd never admit it but the House of Mouse had been one of the highlights of their social calendar.

There was only one person who wasn't clapping or smiling with the audience. Pete Sr. The former landlord was glaring at his son with a stubborn pout and his arms folded across his chest.

'PJ..' He suddenly snapped at his son who jumped in shock then swivelled around to his father as Mickey carried on talking to the audience. '-I did not put you through business school and then sign over the deeds to this building just so that you could let Squeaky and his pals run amok.'

'Yeesh dad I'm finally doing what you wanted me to do, can't you just be proud of me for once?' PJ responded with a deflated sigh.

'No!' Pete snapped irritably. 'I was so happy when I finally managed to shut down Squeaky's operation but what happens the minute I sign over the deeds to you? You let them back in!' He roared furiously causing PJ to look at his father with a disheartened sag of the shoulders.

'I liked the show..' He sounded in a meek voice. This caused Pete to gasp out in shock with a look of ultimate horror.

'What?' He finally spoke in a flabbergasted voice before glaring more angrily than before. 'You actually like this?' He then sniffed in disapproval. 'Fine, then you enjoy the show..' He got out of his seat then stalked off before looking back and adding shortly. '-alone.' At this point Goofy appeared looking confused as his old friend stalked off with his shoulders hunched muttering,

'Darn kid's always was such a let down..'

'Hey Pete, where ya goin' the show's barely started?' Goofy called but Pete disappeared out of the theatre either not hearing him or just ignoring him. Goofy scratched his head confused at this uttering, 'Gawsh, what's up with him?' But the sound of a heavy sigh made the cartoon dog turn to find a dejected PJ slumped at the table cradling a beer.

'Hey..' Goofy sounded gently as he placed a hand on his son's best friend's shoulder. '-you ok PJ?' He asked kindly making PJ sigh once again and glance up at hid friend's father.

'I'm ok Mr G..' He responded glumly placing his head in the palm of his hand. '-I guess..' He added making Goofy frown concerned. But before he could ask anything PJ continued. 'I just wish that for once, my dad would be proud of who I am..'

'Aww c'mon son..' Goofy sounded perching in the seat beside PJ. '-I know Pete's a little rough around the edges-'

'That's putting it politely..' PJ uttered at this point thinking of his father. Goofy carried on as if he hadn't heard.

'-but deep down he loves you and I'm sure he's proud of you, maybe he just doesn't know how to tell you..' PJ sighed at this point.

'I dunno..' He responded glumly. '-I never seem to do anything right in his eyes..' Goofy frowned at this then softened and wrapped an arm around PJ's shoulders.

'Well I'm proud of ya..' Goofy said warmly with a smile. '-you've come a long way from that shy little boy that used to live next door to me..' He then retracted his arm and pulled himself out of the chair.

'Thanks Mr G..' PJ sounded with a slight smile at him, it might not have come from his father but it was just what he needed to make him feel better.

'Now chin up son..' Goofy smirked at him. '-and enjoy the show..' He then waved him off to go and wait on some tables.

Back on stage Mickey beamed at the audience.

'We've gotta special treat for ya folks.. Instead of showing you a cartoon we're gonna show you some of our most memorable moments from over the years.' The curtain behind him rolled back to reveal the large screen. 'Our first selection of clips features moments from the staff of the House of Mouse.. Enjoy..' Mickey then disappeared off stage as the screen behind him lit up and the clips began to play.

On the screen Max appeared. He was outside the House of Mouse with Lumiere.

'So… are you all ready for your rendezvous with Miss Roxanne?' The golden candlestick was asking the teen valet. Max smirked then rubbed his hands together.

'Oh yeh.. I can't wait until she get's here.'

PJ snickered as the clip continued and shook his head, the now chubby twenty-two year old business man smiled fondly reminiscing about when he and his friends were that age.

'Aw man, he didn't have to try so hard Roxy liked him for who he was..'


The clips rolled on and as the crowd laughed along amiably a blonde-haired white-skinned girl poked her head through the curtains of the entrance from the hallway. Persephone blinked at the audience then to the screen. Thanatos had been right, the show had already started… but that didn't surprise her one bit as her twelve year-old son was omniscient, he knew everything that was going on around him. The Goddess of Life spotted the booth her husband had reserved for them, it was close to villains but as usual far enough away for him to cuddle into her and murmur words of endearment without their villainous buddies goading them.

Instead of picking her way through the crowd and upsetting her fellow patrons Persephone simply disappeared in a swirl of bright white orbs which glowed in the dimly lit theatre.


A few folk glanced in the direction of the light but turned back just in time to see Donald chasing a baby through the woman's changing room. When he appeared out the other side in a lovely pink dress, purple bow and matching high-heels. The duck looked embarrassed and tried to sneak off but ran into Daisy Duck who blinked at his appearance.

'So this is what you do all day!' She then stalked off in the huff.

As the crowd laughed little Darcy Duck, who had only come in to ask her mother if she could get some candy, blinked at the image of her father in woman's clothing.

'Is that really what he does all day?' She asked her mother who had been lent against the wall nearby.

'Yes Little Duckie..' Daisy responded dryly as she gazed at the screen with narrowed eyes. '-that's exactly what he does all day.'


Persephone appeared out of a swirl of bright lights into the seat of her booth and casually checked her make-up. Her solitary appearance did not go unnoticed by the toons around her as some of the toons were whispering and glancing at her. She wasn't sat by herself for very long when Jafar plopped himself down in the seat beside her.

'It's about time you got here..' He sounded to her and the goddess snapped her compact mirror shut with a sharp snap.

'It's nice to see you too Jaffy, how's Hecate?' Persephone sounded amiably pretending that he'd just given her a friendly greeting.

'Dismal as usual..' Jafar drawled. '-but what else is new?' The grim former vizier then leered at her in a perverse manner. 'Here alone are we?' His tone was slightly suggestive as if hinting for information but Persephone rolled her green eyes in amusement.

'My husband will be here in a moment Jafar..' She sounded cheerfully. '-you know Hades, he likes to make an entrance..'

'That he does my dear that he does..' Jafar drawled in agreement. '-well, when he does show up tell him there's someone I want to introduce him to.'

'Uh, sure..' She sounded slightly bemused as the grim vizier got back out of the seat. '-tell your son I said hi.' She added as Jafar headed back to his table at the back of the club. Persephone caught sight of a shady new character with a top hat and cane she'd never seen before sitting with Hecate's son Alcezar, she shivered slightly as shadows seemed to creep around him… this must be the new guy Jafar wanted Hades to meet. She quickly ducked back behind her booth and ordered herself a Pometini and her husband a spiced nectar on ice, she knew the idiotic penguin waiter would have given her actual rocks in the drink if she's said 'on the rocks'.

By the time the reel of clips had finished the drinks had arrived and after inspecting them the Goddess of Life was pleased to see she had got exactly what she'd asked for, for once. She'd only just fished the alcohol-soaked cherry out of her glass and was sucking it when a huge burst of flames announced the arrival of her husband.

As Hades burst into the House of Mouse theatre in an impressive burst of flames many of the nearby toons gasped in shock and horror as the god materialized. The fiery god stood for a moment drinking in their response to his arrival before throwing the stunned toons a diabolical wide smirk..

'Tremble puny mortals and kneel before my magnificent evil!' He sounded in a loud booming voice causing Persephone to swivel her head around to him stunned by his words. There was a long pause as the toons in the audience merely stared at him before one random and confused voice rose out from the crowd.

'Your evil?'

'Oy…' The fiery god sighed heavily his flames receding to normal as his shoulders sagged, he then glared at the crowd resentfully muttering to himself. '-I don't know why I bother anymore..' Persephone smiled sweetly at her husband and patted the empty space next to her.

'Come sit down sweetie..' She sounded seductively and the fiery god flopped down beside her as Mickey Mouse suddenly appeared from out of the crowd.

'Don't worry Hades..' The infamous mouse sounded amiably. '-I still think your evil..' Then Mickey Mouse beamed widely at the fiery Lord of the Underworld. Hades blinked at Mickey before clasping his hands together.

'Oh my gosh..' The fiery god sounded with mock-sarcasm. '-thank you so much, now I don't feel like a total loser..'

'Sorry Hades..' Mickey responded. '-just tryin' to cheer ya up.'

'Yeh?' Hades glared at him now. 'Well ya failed.' He then narrowed his eyes in further annoyance and picked up his tumbler of spiced nectar. Mickey blinked before turning his attention to Persephone.

'Uh, I don't mean to sound like a nosey ninny but uh, is your son Thanatos joining you tonight?' He asked her in a slightly nervous voice as Hades was watching him now.

'No he's not..' Hades answered sharply before his wife could even open her mouth.

'Oh.' Mickey sounded in confusion. 'It's just his name's down on the list-'

'Yeesh Mick..' The fiery god sounded flaring slightly irritated. '-how many times we gotta go through this, huh? Than ain'tcomin', capeesh?'

'Ok, ok..' Mickey sounded backing away from the table as Hades swivelled his head away from the infamous mouse. Persephone only blinked at her husband before leaning over to Mickey and adding kindly,

'I wouldn't worry about it Mickey, if this has something to do with the Fates he'll probably show up later..' Her voice was low so the two of them didn't disturb her husband who had now sunk into a deep depressed brooding.

'Alright, thanks Seph..' Mickey smiled before turning a wary eye on her husband. '-is he gonna be ok?' He added unsurely.

'Oh he'll be fine..' Persephone waved him off and Mickey nodded before disappearing off again.

With everybody's attention now off of them Persephone slid right up to her husband and pulled her most seductive pout.

'Ooh Mr Hades..' She purred in a sultry tone as her fingers stroked his chest alluringly. '-I'm your biggest fan..' Usually this kind of behaviour never failed to perk up Hades but he merely glanced at her before closing his fingers around hers and pulling her hand away.

'No offence babe, but right now I'm not in the mood to have my ego massaged..' He sounded in a cool voice letting go of her hand. Clearly the other toons reaction to his arrival had affected him deeply. Persephone blinked at her husband before sniffing and turning away from him.

'Fine..' She sounded in a slightly miffed tone. '-then why don't you go see Jafar-' Persephone gestured behind them.'-there's some new creepo in the back corner he wants to introduce you to anyway.'


Little Notes:

Hey peeps, the chapter title of this one is basically a nod to the fact that there is a lot of father stuff going on in here.

Ok just a couple of small notes. The first one concerns Hades and Thanatos' attitude to picking up drifters… this fic is rated T for a reason but considering these two are Underworld gods I feel their attitude to the death of mortals would be very different to surface gods… and considering human sacrifice was pretty common in Ancient Greek culture I think I can get away with this (just barely).

Another concerns PJ, he was never seen in the House of Mouse which was a real shame as he could have brought a bit of depth to his father. He does get mentioned a couple of times but that's about it so I brought him back… I haven't decided if I'm going to extend on Pete and PJ's relationship because this story is really complicated as it is…

My final note is on the idea of showing clips rather than cartoons, i actually don't remember if they did a clip-show on House of Mouse but this would be one if it were an episode and all the 'clips' are quotations from the series, if you can describe a scene you wanna see I'd gladly add it to the ones i'm going to use..

Oh and who would like to see Thanatos' reaction to a clip of Hades dressed up in Mickey Mouse gear? Review me if you wanna see it!

Til next time…

Love Ditzy X