Narrator:-clears throat- Ladies and Gentlemen, I apologize for last time's…interruption…-looks away briefly before looking at the camera once more- I guarantee you, it won't happen agai-

America:-pops up in front of camera out of nowhere- YOOOO~! :D

Narrator:…-eye is twitching- e_o;;;

America: DID YA GUYS MISS ME? I MISSED YOU~ :DDD

Narrator:…HOW THE BLOODY HELL DID YOU GET HERE?

America: Chillax, Dude. o3o

Narrator:-eye twitches-

America: Now, since I'm the hero,-adjusts glasses in a sexy way- allow me to present~ -pulls down white tarp and the projector turns on- Some blackmailing footage of England using Coke! :D

*FOOTAGE PLAYS*

Narrator: WHAT? YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME! I HAVE TOO BIG OF A REPUTATION TO RISK! THIS IS MY SHOW AFTER A-

*FOOTAGE IS OF ENGLAND DRINKING COCA COLA*

America: :D

Narrator: …

America: :D

Narrator:-grabs America by the shoulders and begins to shake him violently- WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU? =-=;;;

America: Look at the pretty chibi Americas~ xAx;;;

Germany:-bangs on door from the outside- AMERICA YOU ASSHOLE! OPEN UP AND GIVE ME MY STRUDEL! =A=;

Narrator: …

America: :'D

Narrator: You were being an asshole to Germany again, weren't you?

America: I WAS SAVING HIM FROM A LIFE OF RIDICULE! D:

Narrator:…Joy .w.;;;

Germany:-breaks down door with rocket launcher- AMERICA!

America: Yo, s'up dude? –waves- owo

Germany:-stomps over to America and gets in his face…literally- GIMME MY STRUDEL…NOW!!

Narrator: o-o

America: What Danish? o-o;

Germany: THE ONE THAT YOU TOOK FROM ME =_=;;;

America: That wasn't me…that was England :'D

Narrator:…

Germany:…

*ENGLAND COULD BE HEARD TALKING TO HIS IMAGINARY FRIENDS ON OTHER SIDE OF THE WALL*

America:…Hamburgers, anyone? :D –holds up platter of hamburgers that came out of nowhere-

Narrator:-smacks forehead hard and mumbles: this case is getting us nowhere- =w=;


Finally found the second part! :D -started this two months ago but couldn't find it :'D-

Anyways, Hope you people like~ x3