A/N: Joan of Arcadia and its characters do not belong to me. I'm simply borrowing them.
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The next day at school Joan looked all through the halls for a sight of God. She couldn't find him, in any of his forms. She went through her morning classes just waiting for the bell to ring so that she could resume her hunt for him. By the time lunch came around, she was losing her temper. She sat alone at a table and stabbed her food, not eating any.
"He's never around when you fucking need him," Joan grumbled and stabbed her slice of "pure" beef.
From underneath her top eyelids, she could see the chair opposite her move out from the table, and a pair of arms slid into her view.
"Hi, Joan."
Joan looked up to see none other than Cute Boy God staring at her and smiling. She gave him a sarcastic smile and jabbed her fork at him.
"Okay two things are really starting to piss me off. One: you're never around when I actually want to see you. Two: what was that dream last night?"
God smirked at her, "Your dream was just your subconscious manifesting itself, and I'm always around, you just can't always see me."
Joan waved her fork around as if to dismiss this.
"No-NO! I want to know why you kissed me and asked me to marry you. Or better yet told me to marry you. Was that just me dreaming, or did you have something to do with it?"
God's smile widened, and if Joan wasn't mistaken, he laughed. He raised his hands in submission.
"Okay, okay! The kiss was me. The marrying thing…..well, that could happen, but it's up to you."
Joan glared at him.
"You told me it was one of my missions! You know that I don't say no to any of the "suggestions" or missions you give me! Do I have to marry you?! Is that even allowed???"
God stood up and leaned into the table and gave Joan a kiss.
"Free will, Joan. You don't have to do anything you don't want to. Eat your peas, they're good for you."
With that God smiled one last time and walked away, giving his backwards wave. Joan sat there in surprise and stabbed a pea with her fork, she glared at it.
"I'll do it, but I don't have to like it!"
She shoved the pea in her mouth and swallowed.
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That's it! Read and Review. And this is going to be a series not just a one shot. So lean back and enjoy the ride.
