CHAPTER TWO: VOCAL? MENTAL? OR PHYSICAL?
Ahh welp back too this I'm glad this story got some fans so im dedicating this chapter to them,
First: you've read his name before multipersonality dex, john, and Sam hope the three of you continue to enjoy the story, without these three this story wouldn't have been adopted by me, thanks guys,
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Let's begin
After opening my laptop I turned it on and logged in typing my password the cortex family moto 'revenge is a dish best served with fava beans' I always found that weird before my uncle the cortex's were circus clowns, why would the family moto be about revenge, and I doubt he changed it he hates fava beans,
I'm glad coco made me a 'heavy duty' laptop capable of withstanding the pressure of my typing, according to her 'it would take a metric ton of force to even crack the screen', sometimes I could kiss that bandicoot, as I unintentionally imagined kissing bandicoots, crash popped into my minds eye more specifically my dream this morning except now we were on a beach and in our normal clothes slowly we inched toward each other, I shook my head to clear it of such images, after all it'snotlikeilovethatmoronoranything,… Baka, I mean stupid,
I looked at my screens background it was a picture of my kill list it goes like this
One dr,N,biro
Two N.gin
Three N,biro(was the bandicoots, but I crossed them out as I hate N,biro more)
Fourth N,biro
Fifth N,gin
Six everyone on this list a hundred times over :D
I smiled and opened up the USB drive and as I did the screen turned black and after five seconds changed to my uncles corporation Cortex corp's logo(A black C over a yellow background) after that left the screen a picture of crash popped on screen with the words data on my greatest foe crash bandicoot, imposed over it, and a menu underneath the words, the menu had several options, biology, physical abilities, strengths and weaknesses, relationships/people to exploit, my thoughts, usefulness, notes, and exit,
I immediately clicked on biology,
The screen went black and after five seconds passed was replaced with a picture of crashes internal guts, organ and digestive system,
A list to its left side read, 'after many previous attempts to capture/destroy crash I've com to the conclusion that my original theory of he is completely brain dead is in fact not true,
Upon further study I've realised through observing him, pilot jet packs without training, fire weapons he's never seen before, defeat many technically stronger faster and all around superior mutants leads me to believe that crash is in fact smarter than I believed, that and the fact that he has managed to develop bonds between his ' little sister coco' his 'big (despite being older then crunch himself possibly due to crunch's superior size) brother crunch' and their 'father figure' aku aku,
After much self deliberation I've decided to pretend crash as if crash is like nina(more street smart then brain smart) and the pieces fit rather nicely crash doesn't have anything wrong with his mind he's just stupid, a few years in school would work to 'cure' his lack of intelligence.'
After reading that I immediately realised That crashes speaking problem wasn't a mental one, I continued reading to find below that was my uncles original thesis, short and sweet it Said crash is an idiot, but below that was more of what I expected crashes biological data I scoured it until I found something interesting,
It read as such 'crashes physical stamina would allow him to do the most exhausting task for hours while an average human would become tired in seconds, and Olympic athletes in minutes'
I suddenly realised how hot my room is, I checked my mirror and for some reason my cheeks were red, I decided to return to my uncles data on crash to take my mind off it
'I'm glad to get this one over with as to never discuss it again, crashes penis doesn't have a pouch which is why he wears trousers, and is nine inches long when soft and twenty five inches thick, no problems are with it moving on.'
Immediately I exited the biology data, as I had to… ummm, *knock* *knock* answer the door! Yeah that… that's it, I got up and opened the door to see coco standing there sadly, oh shit has she figured out tha- immediately she came in and hugged me "Nina I'm sorry if I had stayed a minute longer That creep wouldn't have snuck up on you" she said, almost crying, "I'm sorry, I'm a terrible sister."
Ohh yeah I was almost kidnapped by N.gin until crash came and- immediately my mind went to what I had recently read and my face flushed, but I shook my head and focused on my nearly crying bandicoot sister and said, "please, we both know crash would never let any harm come to me, he promised my uncle that remember?," she nodded but didn't move so I smiled and said "besides you're an amazing sister, you actually accepted me despite our differences in the past, only the greatest sister ever could do that," she slowly let go but still looked completely crestfallen so I led her to my bed so she could sit down I closed the door and sat next to her,
After sitting down I realised she could help me, "hey coco I have a favour to ask," she looked up and said, "what's up sis?," "well I'm trying to help crash speak so I'm looking through my uncle's data on crash to see if he figured out anything before he was arrested, wanna help?," she immediately had a flirtatious smile and said "crashes data huuuuuh, isthat why you were sooooo red when I came in,?, if so I can leave while you take care of business," she winked yet made no indication she was leaving, "what need .…w… would I… why did,you even?," after seeing my non coherent babbling coco smiled and said "puh-lease sis, we both know you love crash," immediately I protested "love that moron, me? yeah and toradora will end with Tiga and ryuji, eloping, and before you say anything it won't," instead of showing fear she smirked and extended a hand "wanna bet?" Annoyed indignant and correct, I immediately accepted "damn straight, if I win you can't glomp me for a week for a week,"(coco enjoys glomping everyone multiple times a day) without even blinking coco cheerfully said "Kay but when I win you will have to go out with crash for a week," I didn't back down no way I was wrong, we shook each other's hands and she agreed to help,
We turned to my laptop and coco clicked biology, and we both read it from top to bottom (she blushed and looked away when we came to the crashes penis part,) and came to the conclusion that to find out why crash couldn't speak we would need to talk to his creator,
My uncle,
We decided to have a sleepover and deliberate in the morning, I think she didn't want to leave after all N.gin was nothing if not persistent,
CHAPTER TWO: VOCAL? MENTAL? OR PHYSICAL?
END
short chapter today (Probably) but next time we see cortex in prison and we'll even stay with him for a while to uncover the night that he was arrested,
Until next time
OUR HERO AWAY
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