It was called to my attention that Yorkshire is indeed a county. I just looked up random places in the UK using google maps and it was a mistake that has been mended. I hope you enjoy the rest of this story anyway as I am indeed American and didn't do the proper research needed to conduct this story in the proper manner on its intended course.

Thank you to Yorkshire Lad for pointing out this mistake.

I shall now commence with the story telling.

Vampyres. Danny scoffed. Shit bags all of them. The stupid wild haired vampyre had doubted him. Danny rolled his eyes annoyed by the wild haired man. Danny was almost positive the man was a vampyre. What confused him was why he had killed the other one. Maybe the other vampyre's rampage had called attention to the wild haired pimp hatted man. Danny closed his eyes as he reclined on the roof of a building thinking.

There was no real reason to stick around if he wanted to he could fly back to London that night but something made him wary, made him hold back. Danny gripped his hands together taking in the suit he had on. His old colors, nothing new about them, just the same. Danny closed his eyes bored. He should probably head back to the hotel. Danny grimaced and pushed off the building taking to the sky flying toward the hotel lazily invisible. He landed lightly in an alley a couple blocks down and was about to change back when a certain smell caught his attention. In the alley was a young woman who looked drugged splayed out blood gushing from her neck, her mouth trickled blood and she groaned while the creature above her feasted.

"Fuck." Danny said turning visible. The creature looked up to see the glowing ghost hovering in front of him. It growled, Danny rolled his eyes extending his hand a staff on energy forming into a scythe. The creature seemed amused by Danny, Danny was just pissed.

"Go away boy." The creature hissed.

"Boy?" Danny raised any eyebrow brandishing the scythe, "I don't think you understand your situation." Danny said confidently. The vampyre scoffed then stood up.

"Maybe you don't understand yours." It growled gore from its feast flying from its lips as it yelled and charged. Danny swung the scythe chopping through the layers of flesh on the arm, the pitiful creature howled in pain as its severed arm flew away from the body rolling up to Danny's foot where he squashed it channeling ecto-energy into his foot as he stepped down on the appendage blood splattering everywhere.

"Che." Danny turned to the vampyre who was gripping its arm bleeding, Danny twirled the scythe effortlessly as it passed around his body and the vampyre glared at Danny before making a move to attack the halfa before him. Just before he could though blood gushed from its body as it fell into several different pieces choking and gurgling grotesquely as the pieces pulsed angrily before turning to ash. Danny turned to the victim who was almost out of breath. He went to her side a white energy gathering in his palms as he healed her, if she died from loss of blood it would be different, but he could at least close the wounds and make it easier for her to survive. She looked up at him as if he was god grateful for his help, the fact he was a ghost didn't register to her he was just her savior. Her blue eyes staring up at him in thanks was the last thing Danny remembered seeing before her head erupted in a shower of blood and brains, splattering across his old DP symbol and his suit. Danny stared desolately at the space where what had been a woman had existed a large mess across his suit and face. Danny put up an ecto shield just before the next bullet arrived, it bounced off and headed back to the shooter who dissolved in mist the bullet striking and going through a car on the opposite side of the street and embedding into the building.

"Pimp hat?" Danny asked as the mist reformed to reveal a man with a sadistic smile.

"Greetings, my fellow undead." The vampyre smiled mock bowing that smile still on his face. Danny gripped his scythe the new vampyre just smiled wider a feat which Danny had thought impossible till that moment.

"I do not wish you any harm young ghostling." The vampyre said dismissively as he strode forward, Danny pointed his scythe at the man.

"Don't come any closer." Danny growled. The vampyre stopped.

"My name is Alucard." Alucard smiled, "And I have taken a deep interest in you." He smiled.

"I don't care what interests you take in me." Danny glared, "Why did you kill her?" Danny growled pointing to the head explosion corpse.

"She would have died anyway, or become a ghoul or a vampyre. Most likely a ghoul as she was in all probability not a virgin." Alucard said waving his hand dismissively. Danny looked at the corpse.

"I could have saved her." Danny said. This caused Alucard to laugh loudly Danny spinning back around and glaring eyes glowing dangerously.

"Childish wishes from someone as old as you… then again you are still a youngster." Alucard smiled, "Though you want to say you have given up on hope and petty human emotions you are still tethered, much like police girl. If nothing else you hold onto your humanity." Alucard said the edges of his body dissolving, "I have yet to decide if that is a good thing." Alucard laughed before fading into nothing. Danny let go of the scythe the energy disbanding as he let go of it. Danny huffed dropping to his knees.

"Stupid Vampyre." Danny scoffed though admittedly scared of the wild haired man… Alucard.

(To the lady I'm Sir Prize)

Danny collapsed onto his bed exhausted. There were probably more vampyres in the area and that made him anxious. If there were still vampyres that vampyre Alucard was probably still slinking around and insulting people. Not to mention killing… but was he telling the truth about the woman turning into a ghoul. Danny frowned rolling over. Stupid vampyres he thought.

Danny buried his face into his pillow and growled childishly at his inability to think. His brain felt tight and guarded but while that was true there was something pressing at the edges giving him a headache and starting to piss him off.

Danny closed his eyes trying to get comfortable, the dark hotel room of no comfort while his body buzzed with energy that had been sparked by leftover adrenaline when Alucard had appeared. Slowly the sleeping form of the 17 year old body started to relax being less tense as Danny finally slipped into sleep.

(Call me by any name any way it's all the same)

Alucard shot another Vampyre in the head. This one was quite a ways out of town enjoying its meal. Alucard was not amused by the creature as it hadn't even posed a glimmer of a challenge. Police girl was taking out ghouls but as soon as the vampyre's head turned to splatter art the ghouls had ceased movement. Seras came trotting up touting her cannon boobs bouncing with every step.

"There is quite a lot of vampyres out isn't there Master?" Seras said cheerfully. Alucard nodded and turned to leave Seras following in an almost bouncy manner. Seras called the cleanup crew and Alucard stared up at the moon the reflection of the extraterrestrial rock blood red in his glasses. After the battle with millennium things had quieted down quite a bit but there were still rogue vampyres that needed to be taken care off and disappointing prey to pick on.

After the excitement of the millennium forces Alucard was in a bit of a rut, someone was needed to break out of that rut and who better than the Raven and the Phantom. Alucard remembered an encounter not too long ago with an interesting ghost whom had given Alucard specific instructions. Alucard would just have to see how things played out and if they played to his advantage, meaning the way to cause the most fun for him, then he might consider listening to the strange time ghost.

Bored of the scene already Alucard climbed into the car with Seras and rode back to the hotel.

I'm kind of in a rut myself. I'm not sure how to get where I want to go from here so much. But it will get finished eventually… but school time is running out and I don't update much during the summer because my computer doesn't have word.

But enjoy this chapter I will not be answering reviews as I still have to edit this and then post it before finishing up the rest of my half-finished chapters before the school ends.