Okay, chapter 2. I was waiting for some reviews but oh well. Anyway, hope you guys loved chapter 1. I think Rosenthal is insane, yes.
Disclaimer: You know, sodium is in salt, but pure sodium would explode when it touches air.
For awhile I could just gap at my now baby friends until I came to my senses.
"Where's Shadow?" I asked. Amy had recognized Rosenthal and was now hugging the chao while staring at me.
"I don't know, mainly 'cause the blood circulation is being cut off to my head," Rosenthal told me. It was true, because Amy's little arms were wrapped around the chao's neck.
I looked up and screamed. Shadow was at the top of a 7 foot tall bookcase, with a Chaos Spear aimed at me. I ran out of the way in time. Great, just great. Now I've got a kid that's trying to kill me.
"Get down here!" I shouted. I stretched my arm to the top and grabbed Shadow. I pulled him down to me. "No! We do not kill our friends," I told the baby ebony hedgehog.
"You no fwiend o' min!" Shadow shouted. And he then bit my hand. I screamed and dropped him. The little hedgehog then ran over to the other kids. I was losing control fast. I had to regain control before I snapped.
Okay, that's better. Now, I had to control the kids. I turned to Rosenthal, who was now out of Amy's arms and attempting to teach the kids how to highjack the Tornado. "Now, you just pull the yellow wire and connect it to the red wire…" Rosenthal said as she connected two wires. The kids were just staring at me still.
Suddenly, the place where Rosenthal was connecting the wires exploded, sending a flaming chao flying into the wall. The Tornado lit on fire, and the sprinklers kicked in and then turned off. "Okay, time to move the kids to safer place than here," I announced.
"What's wrong with this place?" Rosenthal asked. Her little halo was on fire. I sighed walked over to the kids. Cream and Rouge screamed in horror and flew to the top of the bookshelf. Knuckles began crying. Shadow let fear take over and joined Cream and Rouge via Chaos Control. Tails opened the water bottle he was holding, and Amy just sat there.
Since Tails was within reached, I walked up to him. Tails splashed water in my face and flew away. Okay, Amy would be better to get. I walked over to her and picked her up. She did nothing. I walked into the garage and set Amy down in the TV room.
I walked back into the garage and got hit in the head with a book. Turning to the source, I saw that Shadow was aiming another book at me, this one probably 300-400 pages, not 50-60 pages. "Get down!" I called to the hedgehog. "You no boss o' me!" Shadow replied.
To make a long story short, lets just say that having to pull a screaming Rouge, Cream, and Shadow off the bookcase is not fun. First off, Shadow even as a baby still has a huge vocabulary, Rouge kicks really hard, and Cream makes screaming at the top of your lungs an understatement. Once placing the kids next to Amy, I waited to regain feeling in my hand and for my hearing to come back.
"I got Tails back!" Rosenthal screamed, pulling baby Tails into the room. "Uh, Rosenthal, you're on fire," I told the chao. She was now completely on fire and Tails was trying to get away. "Huh, I am, aren't I?" Rosenthal asked. Then dropped Tails and flew to the bathroom where I could hear the water turning on.
Sighing, I went and got Knuckles. And made the mistake of putting him next to Rouge.
"You cwall youself a guirdan? You a beg at aby!" Rouge yelled at Knuckles.
"Bu, he sary!" Knuckles said between sobs. The two then continued to argue.
Rosenthal returned covered in burns which I'm sure Amy will be curious about if Amy ever gets changed adult again. "Who wants to watch Mythbusters?" Rosenthal asked. Six little baby hands shot into the air, along with Rosenthal's own hand.
"No, no, no. Shadow will be destructive enough, I need him learning about how to make home bombs," I told Rosenthal.
"Fine, we'll watch CSI Miami," Rosenthal said, changing the channel, "After, TV-14 is kid friendly, right?"
On TV, lets just say that someone fired a gun and made a scene that will haunt toddlers. "Ah, that was Sam!" Rosenthal said, referring to the guy. I grabbed the remote and changed the channel to Blues Clues.
I got my cell phone and called Ashley. "Hello?" Ashley's voice came in. "Ashley, it's Sonic. Please tell me you have some random manual on what to do if Shadow, Amy, Knuckles, Rouge, Tails, and Cream all get turned into babies," I asked her.
"Yes, I do. One problem, it's on a computer file, which I have to email to you and my laptop is in my suitcase, not my carry on. Wait until I get to Japan," Ashley said and hung up.
"Wait, no, no, no, don't go!" I said as she hung up. "I don't like your girlfriend!" I told Shadow. He just gave me a look that said "Yeah, well your fan girl ain't to good either!"
"I have an idea!" Rosenthal yelled suddenly. "Lets get the kids to your house!"
"Oh sure, I'll just need a Chaos Emerald. Oh wait, my werehog can't Chaos Control!" I yelled back at the chao.
"Have you tried to Chaos Control in your werehog form?" Rosenthal asked, her arms crossed.
"Point," I said to the chao.
Right about then I noticed something weird. Amy was hugging onto the purple Chaos Emerald. "Amy, were did you get that emerald?" I asked her softly. Amy stared at me with big eyes then simply said, "Wosenthal give me." I turned to the chao. "Where did you find a Chaos Emerald?" I asked her.
"Oh I called it to me," Rosenthal told me as Cream twisted one of her wings. The chao didn't move.
You can do that? This insane chao can do that? I'll worry about that later, right now, I had to get the kids somewhere where they were less likely to kill me because Shadow was giving me a look that said "Just turn your back, that's all I'm asking."
After twenty minutes of trying to get the kids in one circle, I was finally able to do it and Chaos Control over to my house only to find one deadly thing. "Where's Rosenthal?" I asked.
As if on cue, Rosenthal came literary crashing through my window. The chao slammed in little Tails, knocking him back. Rosenthal got up and went to the window and shouted out "'Kay, see ya later Godzilla." There was a roar in response and then some crashing.
"Who was that?" I asked Rosenthal. "Uh… Godzilla, who else? He's an old college buddy," Rosenthal said. "You didn't go to college!" I shouted.
"Who wants to watch Outbreak?" Rosenthal asked the kids.
"What is wrong with you?" I asked Rosenthal.
Rosenthal didn't respond, just turned on the TV and turned it Fairly Oddparnets. Oh, well, time for dinner anyway. Lets just say I'm not a big cook, so the kids got macaroni and cheese, instant mashed potatoes, and some cut up cantaloupe.
"Yo, Sonic, you got an email!" Rosenthal shouted from the other room.
"Are you on my computer?" I asked.
"No…yes…"
I walked into the TV Room. Rosenthal was on my computer while the kids were still watching TV. Rosenthal got up from the chair and flew over to me. "You must check thy email," Rosenthal said, then slapped me. "I will take care of the food!"
I growled at the chao as she flew into the kitchen. My teeth were getting sharper and I was losing control. The only thing that snapped me back into reality was one of the characters on TV screamed.
I shook my head and went over to the computer. The email was from Ashley, which told me about what to do and how to help the kids. Without thinking, I printed it all off.
"Foods done! Where's your fire extinguisher?" Rosenthal announced from the kitchen. I got up from the computer and went to gather the kids. The second Tails saw me, he screamed and hid behind the coach cushions. I pulled him out by one of his tails and grabbed Shadow at the same time, who was searching for some type of weapon. Everyone else just followed.
I set the boys down at the table and all the other kids just followed, taking seats of their own. Knuckles looked down at his plate and began to wail loudly. "What the heck, what's wrong?" I asked him.
"You killed da masta emeld!" Knuckles wailed.
Rosenthal shrugged and shot a tranquilizer dart at his shoulder, and did not miss. "What's wrong with you?" I asked Rosenthal. The chao just shrugged and ate the cantaloupe that was on Knuckles plate.
I looked over at the other kids. Everyone was eating quietly but Tails wasn't eating at all. "Tails, what's wrong? Do you not like your food?" I asked my little fox friend.
Tails picked up his fork and stabbed the mashed potatoes. He pulled out his mashed potatoes and flung them into my face. Tails then slide off his chair and ran away screaming.
I wasn't able to hold it any more and I snapped. This time I didn't even get to see what was happening. I just blacked out. When I came back, I found I was standing next to the table, Tails in my teeth. I freaked and checked the kid for injuries. He was alive and fine, but wanted to get far away from me.
"What happened?" I asked Cream. All the kids had stopped and were staring at me.
"You afer Tails an' you caut im in yerr teeth an' came bac 'ere," Cream said to me. That was weird, because usually the person doesn't live.
After dinner, It was bed time. And that gave me a question: where to put the kids. The house had 4 bedrooms, one of which was used as a storage room. So I put 2 kids in each room. The only problem is that I would be pairing a girl with a boy and someone will be picking a fight.
Rosenthal solved that problem by taking Amy home to her own home.
After Rosenthal left, I decided to put Rouge and Cream in a room, then Tails and Knuckles, and Shadow by himself.
It was easy to get the girls to bed, they just followed me to their rooms and kept their heads done. But Tails was hard to catch. I shoved Knuckles into his room and ran after Tails, who was in the bathroom.
I found him behind the toilet and bent down to get him. When Tails saw me, he screamed and shot toothpaste from the tube at me. I dodged the minty fresh toothpaste and grabbed Tails. I pulled him into his room and found Knuckles in bed, clutching a cantaloupe.
"Why are you- I don't want to know. I don't want to know," I said.
"Is Masta Emald," Knuckles said, but he still looked terrified of me.
I threw Tails into the bed and turned off the light and closed the door only leaving a small crack of light.
Shadow didn't go down with a fight. By the time I caught him, both of us were tired and just wanted to go to bed.
Once everyone was in bed, I tried to think about the situation. Tails screamed when he saw me, Shadow was trying to kill me, Knuckles peed his pants when I looked at him, and the girls just gapped at me.
I slide into bed and tried to let this sink in.
I had to add the Master Cantaloupe. It just made everything perfect, and I will make some pick on Knuckles for that. I love picking on Knuckles.
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