This fan fiction is dedicated to Sugar Freak.
Greeting everyone! It's time for the second installment of Never Give a Saiyan sugar! Sorry it took so long, but I was busy. Everyone have a good Christmas? Or holiday, for those who don't celebrate Christmas? I did!
Anyway, here chapter two, Cane Candy Maddness!
Disclaimer: I do not own DBGT (And this is set in GT, 'cause Trunks is a teen.)
Hours later, Goku and the others were just arriving at Bulma's place, and were climbing out of their cars.
"Hey Bulma!" Goku yelled, sticking his head through the door. "Bulma, we're here!"
"Where the heck is she?" Krillin asked, coming through the door, with the others behind him.
"I don't know. Bulma!" Goku cupped his hands and shouted as he walked down the hall. He walked past the kitchen, and stopped and did a double take.
"Hey guys!" he called out. "Come look at this!"
Bulma was in the kitchen wearing a set of headphones. She was dancing around the kitchen, sliding on the slick floor in her socks. Everyone burst out laughing, and were so loud that Bulma finally heard. She tore the headphones off her head, grabbed a frying pan, and proceeded to chase Goku and Krillin around the kitchen while they imitated her dancing.
Meanwhile
Sage and Vegeta were sitting in the back yard with their eyes closed. Sage opened one eye to look at Vegeta.
"Hey Vegeta, what's we doin'?" she asked.
"We's thinking about life," Vegeta answered, managing to sound solemn and drunk at the same time.
"Why?"
"The bunnies told us to."
"I'm bored! Let's play hide and seek!" Sage said leaping to her feet. Vegeta remained sitting, so Sage began poking him in the head.
"Hey Vegeta!" She said. "Hey Vegeta! HeyVegetaHeyVegetaHeyVegetaHeyVegetaHeyVegeta..."
"WHAT!" Vegeta bellowed, spinning to face Sage.
"I wanna play hide 'n seek," Sage said, grinning.
"Yeah!" Vegeta exclaimed, forgetting the bunnies. He poked Sage's forehead. "I declare you to be It."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I DON'T WANT TO BE IT! Why can't you be It!"
"BECAUSE I AM THE PRINCE OF ALL SAIYANS AND YOU HAVE TO DO WHAT I SAY!" Vegeta shouted to the sky.
"Oh, OK!" Sage said, grinning.
"OK! I'll hide, and you count to 100, and don't count to fast." Vegeta yelled as he flew away.
"You don't go outside the city!" Sage called after Vegeta. "OK, uhh... one... two... twelve... fish..."
Meanwhile, in the kitchen
Chi-chi had called Bulma off Goku and Krillin (she had them cornered on top of the cabinets) and everyone was munching on chips.
"Hey Bulma,"Gohan said, "where are Vegeta and Sage? And Trunks?"
"Trunks went to the grocery store, but Vegeta and Sage? I haven't seen Vegeta in hours, and I haven't seen Sage all day."
"Maybe they're out back," Chi-chi said, getting up, "I'll go look." She walked out the door. She came back a few minutes later, shaking her head. As she walked past the trash can, she dropped something in.
"What was that, Chi-chi?" Bulma asked, fishing the object out of the trash. She answered her own question: it was a candy wrapper.
"I found it out in the yard... Bulma? What's wrong?" Chi-chi asked, worried. Bulma's eyes bulged and her face went pale. She turned and ran out of the room, the others following.
"Oh. My. God," Bulma said, looking into the Gravity Room. The candy wrappers layered the floor a good two inches. There were empty boxes scattered around the room.
"Don't tell me they ate all of it!" Bulma exclaimed, lifting up one of the boxes and looking inside. "That was a year's supply of candy! This could be bad..."
"Hey Mom! Mom!" Trunks's voice echoed down the hall.
"We're in the Gravity Room, and I think we have a problem!" Bulma called back.
"I'd say!" Trunks replied. "I just saw Sage flying through town yelling something about bunnies. Hey! She and Dad are on TV!"
There was a moment of silence, then everyone bolted from the Gravity Room.
Vegeta and Sage
Sage had found Vegeta quickly; he had been trying to hide behind a stop sign. They had been playing follow-the-leader when...
"Ohmygosh! Vegeta, I just realized something!" Sage exclaimed.
"What? What is it?" Vegeta said, stopping in his tracks. Sage slammed into him and collapsed onto the ground.
"WE DON'T HAVE ANY MORE SUGAR!" She cried from the ground.
"WHAT! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"We have to get some more! Quick!" Sage exclaimed, leaping up.
"But where?" Vegeta asked. They both sat down on the ground and began thinking.
"Why don't we just ask those people?" Sage offered.
"SHHHH! I'm thinking!" Vegeta said angrily.
"OK," Sage whispered. She sat staring at Vegeta while he thought.
"I know!" Vegeta exclaimed. "We'll ask those people!"
"HEY!" Sage exclaimed. "Why didn't I think of that?"
"Hey people!" Vegeta yelled at the crowd. "Where can we find sugar!"
"Go to the candy store, dumb ass!" one of the townsfolk yelled back.
"Thanks!" Vegeta and Sage called back in unison, and they proceeded to leapfrog towards the candy store.
"Uhhh... dude, I don't think we should have done that," one person said to another.
"You're telling me!"
Back at the Briefs Residents
Everyone raced into the media room where Trunks was watching TV.
"What's going on, Trunks?" Bulma asked.
"Look, they're doing an update," Trunks replied.
"If you are just joining us," the reporter said, "we are coming to you live from the front of The Cane Candy Store, where two crazed people are apparently eating all the candy. According to eyewitnesses, a man and a teenage girl went into the candy store, and proceeded to, quite literally, throw all the customers out into the street. They have been in there for about fifteen minutes, and have apparently tied up the two store employees..."
"Arggg! This is a disaster!" Bulma yelled.
"I don't know," Goku said, "It seems kinda funny to me."
"Funny!" Bulma exploded. "Those two have no idea what they're doing! Who knows what they're capable of! They could blow up a city! Break a dam! Tie up a group of people and force them to watch Tellitubies!
"I don't know about that last one," Trunks said, "but could hurt someone, or themselves. Someone should go get them."
"I'll do it," Goku said, hopping up. "How hard could it be?" (A/N: Dun dun duuuuuuun)
Vegeta and Sage
Chaos reined over the Cane Candy Store, where Vegeta and Sage had just finished eating about ten pounds of candy apiece. Sage was trying to sit on the ceiling fan while Vegeta sat on the floor singing the Teen Titans theme song. (A/N: I do not own Teen Titian) The two employees were tied together, sitting on the counter.
"Please, people," one of them said, "just let us go?"
"NO!" Sage yelled. "Prince Vegeta commanded you to stay and YOU WILL STAY!" She finally sat on the fan, only to have it fall on the floor.
"Are you alright?" the other worker asked.
"FISH CAKES!" Sage bellowed from under the rubble.
"HEY! Vegeta shouted suddenly causing the two workers to jump.
"WHAT!" Sage yelled, exploding the debris, causing the workers to jump again.
"MY FATHER IS DEAD! THAT MEANS I AM THE KING OF ALL SAIYANS!"
"ALL HAIL KING VEGETA!" Sage shouted, and tried to bow, but lost her balance and fell on her head. "COOL! EVERYTHING'S UPSIDE DOWN AGAIN!"
"DO YOU MIND!" the two worker yelled.
"No," Vegeta and Sage replied simultaneously.
"Arrrrggggghg!" one of the workers screamed, losing her mind completely. She managed to get to her feet and run out of the store, dragging her co-worked behind her.
"What shall we do now, King Vegeta?" Sage asked, still upside down.
"We shall set up my kingdom," Vegeta exclaimed, "and you shall be my royal advisor!"
"I am honored, King Vegeta," Sage said, wiping a tear from her eye. Just then, Goku landed outside the candy store.
"Hey guys, what's up?" he asked, walking into the store.
"Hey, it's Kakerot!" Vegeta said, pointing.
"Hey Carrot!" Sage said, still upside down.
"What are you two doing?" Goku asked, "And why is Sage upside down?"
"She's not upside down," Vegeta said, laughing, "everything else is!"
"But... that's...," Goku stammered, "Listen you two. There's something wrong with you. Just come with me and..."
"NOOOOOOOO!" Sage shouted suddenly, righting herself. "Don't listen King Vegeta! He's a demon! He's trying to hypnotize us so he can take us back to his lair and suck out our brains and turn us into zombies and force us to do the Chicken Dance and watch Tellitubies and eat broccoli for the rest of our lives!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Vegeta practically screamed. "We have to run away! RUN AWAY!" and the flew off so fast that the left craters in the ground.
"Man," Goku exclaimed, "now I gotta chase 'em. This is gonna take a long time," and he flew off after the two sugar-crazed Saiyans.
All hail the power of SUGAR! Second only to the power of alcohol! (Just kidding!) I'll post the next chapter when I get 5 new reviews, or in one week, whichever comes first. And now, in the words of Tom, Later!
