I don't believe that man has ever been to medical school= Will
Sure Jan= Lou Ellen
Sad Ben Affleck= Lee
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)= Kayla
Name a better duo= Austin
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): I want.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): To fucking d i e
Sad ben affleck: same lmao
Sure Jan: about me
Name a better duo: so kids how was going back to college
I don't believe that man has ever been to medical school:I got two hours sleep last night and this morning I downed three coffees within my first hour
Name a better duo: so... not good?
I don't believe that man has ever been to medical school: My heart is beating out of my chest and I think I can see sound
Sure Jan: oh the wanting to die was in correlation to school
Name a better duo: Kids can you lighten up a little
Sad ben affleck: im sad and bitter and i want that to be know
Sad ben affleck: known*
Sure Jan: know
Name a better duo: know
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): know
I don't believe that man has ever been to medical school: i think i could definitely kill a man rn
Sad ben affleck: THIS IS CYBERBULLYING
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): i detected zero grammar in there will are you okay
I don't believe that man has ever been to medical school: my internal monologue is just screaming
I don't believe that man has ever been to medical school: also my hands are shaking and im dead inside and grammar is just too muvh right now
Sure Jan: im not even going to repeat that typo bc im filled w/ genuine concern
Name a better duo: anyways im hydrated, well rested and my professor is just eating milk duds and making uncomfortable eye contact with the guy next to me (he looks fucking terrified) so im good
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): i would be filled with hatred but im genuinely concerned for your grades
Sure Jan: okay but same like have you learned a single thing this year
Name a better duo: i learned that dolphins really hate my professor?
Name a better duo: also he hates the word batholith
Sad ben affleck: austin you've been taking this course for two years
I don't believe that man has ever been to medical school: ive been staring at the wall for 30 minutes straight and im pretty sure its moving
Sure Jan: this groupchat is a trainwreck
I don't believe that man has ever been to medical school: Anyways, I'm well rested
I don't believe that man has ever been to medical school: Plus I gave him a whole sheet of cookies and he looked really happy :)
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°):you do realize thats the face of closed mouth screaming
I don't believe that man has ever been to medical school: Can I just have one nice thing
I don't believe that man has ever been to medical school: Please
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): no
I don't believe that man has ever been to medical school: ANYWAYS
I don't believe that man has ever been to medical school: I think I'm going to make him a casserole and leave it by his door :-)
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): take it back
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): you can have the monotone screaming just never do that again
I don't believe that man has ever been to medical school has changed their name to ":-)"
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) has kicked :-) from the group
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): goodbye fucker
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): no one add him back he has to atone for his sins
Name a better duo has added :-) to the group
Name a better duo: I had to do it
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): you are weak
Name a better duo: he did not stop texting me for an hour straight
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): i reiterate;
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): weak
Name a better duo: anyways i think we need to remove the block feature
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) has removed Name a better duo from the group
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) has removed :-) from the group
Sad ben affleck added Name a better duo
Sad ben affleck added :-)
:-) : Okay fine, I'll change my name
:-) has changed their name to I don't believe that man has ever been to medical school
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I don't believe that man has ever been to medical school has removed from the group
Sure Jan has addedI don't believe that man has ever been to medical school
Sure Jan: okay blocking features have to be stopped
I don't believe that man has ever been to medical school has changed their name to "Sunny D"
Sure Jan: i regret my earlier statement
Sunny D: so anyways, back to my story
Sad ben affleck: by he do you mean bring me to life
Sure Jan: no seriously i want to play the g note in our next class and see if he looks up
Sad ben affleck: do you think if i start singing welcome to the black parade he'll start crying
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): i have not a single doubt that he will
Sunny D: His name is Nico just btw
Sunny D: And I was thinking of adding him to the group, but now I definitely will not
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): NO PLEASE I WANT TO FUCK W/ HIM
Sunny D: Yeah that's exactly why I don't want to
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): you guys i will make it my life's mission to get his number and add him to the group
Name a better duo: my hero
Sure Jan: not the hero we thought we needed but the hero we needed all along
Sad ben affleck: if you actually get his number i will give you a dollar
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): a dollar
Sad ben affleck: its my life savings
Sure Jan: this groupchat is a fucking tragedy
