A/N: Whoa. Did not expect that many people to give a response to the challenge. Please keep them coming. Here are the suggestions of the two categories:
Title: The-lazy-bum, JustWriter2, and EijiOokami
Summary: JustWriter2
Anyway, here's the next chapter. Enjoy!
"Come in!" shouted a blonde woman with her hair in pigtails, a green jacket, a purple diamond on the middle of her forehead, and an enormous bust in reply to the knocking on her office door.
After Yugito walked in her heart almost stopped when she saw a person she never thought she would see again.
"Hi Granny Tsunade!" Naruto said with a cheerful wave and a smile.
"Naruto?" Tsunade asked. "Is that really you?"
"Of course it is granny. I mean how many people here actually call you granny to your face?"
"It is you!" Tsunade exclaimed while jumping over her desk and giving Naruto a bone crushing hug. Literally.
"Owowowowowowow!" Naruto exclaimed before Tsunade got the message that she might be hugging Naruto a bit too tight.
As Tsunade stepped back and started healing his rib cage she asked "so where have you been?"
"You might want to sit down. It's a little tough to understand."
Tsunade simply nodded and finished healing Naruto. Once she was finished she went back to her chair. Once she was sitting she motioned for Naruto and Yugito to sit down. Once everyone was sitting she took a look over what the two where wearing. "So." she asked innocently. "What's with the cloaks? What do they say?"
Yugito answered first. She was wearing a dark purple cloak with blue flames leaping up from the bottom with kanji going down the middle. "Mine says 'Cat Sage'." Was the emotionless answer.
Naruto picking up on where this as going quickly masked his emotions. He was wearing a red cloak with orange flames lapping up from the bottom and kanji going down the middle (for both of them, just picture Minato's trench coat but with these colors. Should be simple enough.). "Mine says 'Fox Sage'."
"Okaaaaaaaaaaaay. You answered my second question successfully. But what about the first one? Does it have something to with the henge your wearing?" Naruto and Yugito instantly stiffened at this.
Though it was a very small amount, Tsunade could still catch it. "What, did you really think I wouldn't notice? I may be a medic master by name, but Naruto, you should've known I'm also a henge master. Now, take those henges off. I don't like them in my office."
"Lady Hokage, I really don't think that's a good ide-" Yugito tried to reason before being cut off by Naruto.
"Then take off the one your using right now! Don't want to be a hypocrite, do we?"
"Now Naruto, you know that I'm an except-"
"Wait!" Yugito said in shock before turning to Naruto. "You mean she's wearing a henge right now?"
"Of course." Naruto replied. "Why do you think I call her Granny Tsunade? It certainly wasn't for my health."
"Wait, you mean she's older?"
Naruto just gave a weary nod noticing the vein popping out of her forehead.
"She must be ancient!" Yugito exclaimed. "She looks like she's fifty, therefore she's what, 100?"
"That's it!" Tsunade shouted "I look like I'm 20 you little brat! Your going down!" with that said Tsunade went to punch what she thought was an unsuspecting Yugito.
In reality though, her fist was caught inches from Yugito's face by Naruto, while Yugito giggled.
"You know, it can be hazardous to your health to make fun of Granny Tsunade's age. You never know wha-" Naruto 'scolded' Yugito before being interrupted by the door slamming open.
As the door slammed open, a dark haired girl in a black kimono walked in yelling "Lady Tsunade! Is everything alright? I heard yelling so I came in and-… oh sorry." she added once she noticed their predicament. She had never before seen someone block, let alone stop, one of her masters punches. "Wait a minute? Is that you Naruto?"
"See, what did I tell you about insulting Granny? Now the cat's out of the bag. With Shizune knowing the whole village will know soon."
Yugito gave a low growl that was barely audible at the cat reference
"Ohmygosh! It really is you Naruto, isn't it! Just wait until I tell everyone else! We thought you where dead! We'll hold a party, play pin-the-tail-on-the-fox, recon-"
"Actually," Naruto interrupted. "We would like to keep a low profile, especially from people I know."
"I take it has something to do with the henge?" Tsunade said, feeling puzzle pieces fall into place.
"Yes." Yugito answered curtly.
"Wait a minute! They're wearing a henge? Why would they do that?" a startled Shizune asked.
"I'm afraid you won't find out Shizune, they're making it very clear that they want to keep their identities secret. If they're going to remove them, I think you might have to leave the room."
"Actually," Naruto started. "I would like to see how a friend reacts."
"Naruto, are you sure this is a good idea?" Yugito asked worriedly. "You said yourself that if Shizune knew a secret, it wouldn't be kept for long."
"I'm sure Yugito. You can keep a secret, can't you Shizune?" Naruto replied.
The effect was almost instantaneous. Shizune's whole demeanor changed rapidly, almost like two different people. She was now standing ramrod straight with a blank face, much like a Kage's aide should. "I assure you Naruto," came her expressionless voice. "I look at secret documents everyday. If it is that big of a deal then I can keep it a secret."
"See, told-you-so. Now lady's first!" reassured Naruto.
Yugito gave Naruto a death glare from hell before standing up and putting her hands in the rat seal.
"Kai!" she shouted and was enveloped in smoke. Once the smoke cleared Tsunade and Shizune gasped in shock.
A/N: Okay! Another chapter! Skiing for three days and two nights. Takes alot out of you. Keep the suggestions coming, please! Also, new challenge added with this chapter. If anyone is an artist, feel free to draw either the new cloaks, or Naruto and Yugito wearing the cloaks. Lots of authors do this themselves, but I suck at art. That's why I'm making you guys do it! These drawings can be turned in whenever, and should be posted on . If you do this, send me either a PM or a review with the web address. Submitters will be given credit and all links will be posted on my profile. I want to see what you guys saw in my writing descriptions. Old challenge still stands. THN out!
