My THIRD! I decided to write this one next, because I was listening to some Haruhi Suzumiya music while I was writing the last one, and I just REALLY wanted to update this one, so I actually put the 2nd one on hold for a bit until I started this one. I'm that bad XD Here's the next part of The War Inside My Head! Enjoy all ye fellow Fanfictioners and Fanfictionistas!


When I opened my eyes, I was in the clubroom, but it was different, it was larger than the school's gymnasium, and was absolutely destroyed. The table that stood in the middle of the clubroom was thrown off to the side in a heap of rubble along with the table where the tea is made. The only way I was able to recognize the clubroom was because Haruhi's desk was at the back off the room with her "Brigade Chief" pyramid on the table in front of the computer. It looked to be around sundown, and the room was illuminated in an orange glow. I looked down and saw I was on top of someone, but their entire body was completely black, almost like they were a shadow. I noticed that I was holding a cane, it was something that you would see would be made for a game like Skyrim, having Dragon-like carvings in in, and a little jewel at the tip. Even though it looked like something that would be made of plastic, it was actually pretty heavy, probably made of an easy to craft metal, or something like that. Then, not being able to control my body, the dream me brought the cane up, and brought it straight down on the silhouette man's face, with a lot of force. I brought my arm up again, and swung down with just as much force. I couldn't see the damage it was doing to the guy's head, but the blood behind him was visible, and there was a lot of it. I kept swinging the cane onto the man's head with all of the power I had, until I finally became too exhausted to bring it down again, and the silhouette man's arm twitched once, and he became still.


Then I woke up with a jolt, my hands were sweaty, and my night-shirt was completely soaked.

'Why the hell was I having a dream that I killed a man?' I thought to myself. I had never even gotten in a fight in my life. I wouldn't be able to even punch a man hard enough to knock a few fillings loose, let alone kill a man.

Then I noticed I had a new text on my phone, I grabbed it, flipped it up and saw this:

Sent by: Haruhi

Saturday, April 13th

At 3:27 Am

Good god does that woman EVER sleep?

Kyon, meet us at our usual spot, we're having a first time paranormal search for our new member. Meet us there at 9:30 sharp, penalty for being late is buying us all Ice Cream.

;P

Then I look at the clock; 9:13? Crap I don't want to have to buy them stuff again! I'm broke enough already because of that woman! I ran out without even grabbing breakfast, obviously making my mom really angry, but I had no time.

When I finally got to the area we usually meet, everyone was there, and I was 5 minutes late, I sighed knowing I had to pay, but when I got there Haruhi didn't seem as angry as I had thought she would.

"There you are Kyon! Come over and join us already." Haruhi yelled waving to me.

I came over and joined the group, but we didn't leave yet, I spent another 20 texting my little sister who was using my mom's phone to complain that I didn't play with Shami-san enough, and that it should be her that goes out with Haruhi and that I should be the one left alone at home, and all that weird stuff before I finally got bored enough to speak up.

"So, what are we waiting for?" I asked Haruhi

"Who do you think?" she said starting to get pissed "Sunohara hasn't even sent me a text back."

I mentally facepalmed as I screamed in my head 'You idiot didn't you even notice that the person we came here in the first place for was missing?' Literally just as I thought that, Sunohara rounded the corner and got his punishment for being late.

"Sunohara, I don't know if you know this, but here at the SOS Brigade we have very strict time planning, and being late doesn't help." Haruhi yelled as he walked over.

"I'm sorry, I had set my alarm clock for an hour later than I had planned to wake up." he said, apologetically.

"I'm sorry, but the penalty still stands." she said before she pointed a finger at me "Kyon, you have to pay for our Ice Cream."

Wait... what the hell! Where did this come from?

"Whaddya mean? I wasn't the last one here!" I said a bit annoyed

"Sunohara is a new member, we can't put the penalty on him YET." Haruhi said really pissing me off. When the club first started out did I get a break? No! Man that girl is a pain in the ass sometimes.

After I bought everyone Ice Cream, making me even MORE broke, we finally got started. We were going to do the old "split up into groups of two and search around" thing again, but now it was even at least, so no one would end up alone and bored to death for the rest of the day.

First draw was Haruhi, of course, and she got red. Miss Asahina was next, and she got yellow, and Yuki was the next to draw getting blue. Good it means at least I don't have to hang out with Koizumi.

After everyone else had drawn, I had pulled out the last one, and it just happened to be Red, and I would be spending the rest of the day looking for absolutely nothing with Haruhi. Great...


3 Hours Later

"Hurry up Kyon. I swear I saw something move in that bush" Haruhi yelled as she ran straight through a big crowd of people.

Here we are in the middle of town chasing after phantoms that don't exist whatsoever. Why Haruhi picked the most crowded part of town in the middle of the day to look for paranormal stuff is BEYOND me. The last time I had ever seen anything paranormal happen in a crowded place in the middle of the day was in the movie Ghostbusters, and that was the basement of a library AND it was a fictional movie.

"Kyon, what are you doing over there? Come help me search... ACK!" she said as I looked over to see the funniest thing I had ever seen in my life. "GET OFF ME YOU DEMON FROM HELL!" the girl screamed getting the attention of everyone around her. Haruhi had apparently gotten a squirrel very upset so now it was clinging onto her head as it attacked the girl with all it's might. "KYON COME OVER HERE AND HELP ME!"

I ran over to get the thing off of the girl, getting a few scratches while doing so. The thing held on with the strength that outmatched any body builder, but I managed to get it off without seriously harming it, or the girl it was attacking.

"You alright?" I said chuckling a bit, Haruhi just gave me a cute little pouty face.

"Yeah I guess so." she said "Wanna get something to eat? I'm starving and I didn't have any time for breakfast this morning."

'How can a woman who's up at 3:30 in the morning texting people not have time for breakfast?' I thought before saying "Sure, I know a good Italian Take-Out, wanna have a little picnic?"

"Sure, I guess, why don't you go order the food, I'm gonna go look around for a little while, meet back here about 1:00." she said, still a bit dazed from the attack as she walked away.


Ten Minutes Later

I had gotten the Italian food from the restaurant about 5 blocks from where we were, and when I came back, Haruhi had a blanket, a radio, an a long box in her hands. She looked over at me and waved me over, seeming a bit better since the furious battle she had fought earlier.

"There you are Kyon, I know a nice spot in the park near here. Has a great look out of the city." she said with a smile.

"Sure sounds nice." I said as we started walking "So what's in the box?"

"Oh, nothing, you'll see later." Haruhi said as we started walking up some stairs to the small park.

The place she had picked for the picnic was really well thought out. It was under the cherry blossoms, which meant that the Cherry Petals would be falling around us while we ate. It also had a great view of the city, as Haruhi had said. It was on a higher area of a large hill in the park, which looked over the city already, but it was mostly blocked by the trees that surrounded the park. From this point, though, you could see the city over top the trees, and it was truly breathtaking.

We set down the blanket, which was just a regular red and white checkered blanket, like you always see in picnics, got out the Italian food, and started eating.

"Man, thish ish good foohd." Haruhi said with food still in her mouth. She had gotten some Asparagus, Mozzarella and Cherry Tomato Salad, which was really difficult to get for her, when I had to call her at the place to see what she wanted, and she didn't even know what to order. While I had gone on the more contemporary side and gotten a Lasagna Cuisine.

After the quick lunch, which felt more like a dinner type of meal, Haruhi then handed me the box that she had been keeping from me.

Just... a... thank you present..." she said blushing as she gave me the box "For helping me set up the Brigade for the past year."

I had completely forgotten, today was the 1 year anniversary of the club being started up. Last year she had signed us up for the club that I never thought would make it through the examination. Then came along Yuki, Miss Asahina, Koizumi, and now Sunohara. It was almost a bit touching.

"Wow, Haruhi, I don't know what to say." I said starting to un-box the gift "Thank yo..."

Then I opened the box and saw what it was. It was the last thing I had expected to show up again.

"What's wrong?" she asked, noticing my hesitation

"Oh uh, nothing." I said hoping not to make it sound so obvious that this worried me. What was in the box was a cane with dragon carvings and a red crystal ball at the tip. Just like in my dream!

"I remembered that you said that you like Fantasy and Dragons and all that, and I was split between that, and the new Skyrim add on, or whatever it was, but the game was too expensive, and I thought this would have a more, antique feeling!" Haruhi said with a big smile, not just one of those evil grin kind of smiles, a really happy, nice kind of smile, something rarer than the sun imploding.

"Thanks you, Haruhi." I said as we both looked out onto the city, the cherry blossoms, then looked at each other. "You know, I really had a fun time today." I said as we started to get closer, our faces starting to lean forward a bit.

"Yeah... me.. too..." she said as we were only a mere 5 inches away from each other, our lips close to touching. Nothing was seeming to interrupt what was happening. I felt her lip slightly brush mine and...

"Miss Suzumiya! Kyon-kun! There you two are." I heard Miss Asahina shout from across the park, Sunohara right next to her.

'Damn it!' I yelled in my head as we seperated before the two noticed anything going on. Then we packed up our things and walked over to the two of them.

When we got up to the two of them, though, Sunohara almost seemed to be glaring at me, but I payed no attention to that.

We talked for a little while as we walked back to the square, where we met up with Yuki and Koizumi. We all walked along for a while, talking and chatting, and the whole time I was holding onto the cane that had popped right out of my dreams, and into reality.


Done! This took MUCH longer than I had expected, but what're ya gonna do? At first I didn't know where I was gonna have this chapter even PLACED, I only just had the idea for another investigation. Funny enough I had actually not planned to have that dream until later on in the story, and I actually had a Pewdiepie reference in what the OLD dream was. I'm gonna put it down at the end of this chapter, for those who want to read it. I had only changed it because I had the cane idea halfway through writing this story. Also expect a One-Shot from me later on today, it involves the girl from the Haruhi books, Sasaki!


The Original Dream:

Right now I'm hiding in a closet in a messed up castle in god knows where. I'm running from these things called "the Gatherers" and right now these boxes in the closet with me seem to be keeping the door open! I opened the door for a peak not too long ago and it looked like he might have left. If I make a run for it, I might be able to get away from him! Then the door flung open, and there stood the gather.

"There you are Cheese Tits! Now kiss me! Muah Muah Muah Muah!" it yelled before it pounced

"GOD DAMN IT!" I yelled as I sat up in bed "Ugh, I've GOT to stop watching those Pewdiepie videos before bed."