HAVE A Happy Time drying in boredom as you read this. Muwahaha….(cough)
Anyway on with the chapter, I am getting chocked here.
Chapter 2: Team Urameshi VS Team Rokuyokai
Lisa's POV
I was having my beauty sleep until I was waking up by the sound of exploding firework. Why do they have to shoot firework, oh yeah! it's the start of the dark tournament today…moan…I am still sleepily and tired from last night. Fine I am just lazy especially on Sunday morning. It's a good thing that it is cloudy on Hang Neck Island so there no burning acid ray of sunlight here. Oh great now somebody is shaking me.
"Lisa…Lisa wake up it. Today is first day of the tournament and we can't afford to be late." I think it is Kurama who spoke since the voice is gentle and well-manners. "Get up onna we can't wait for you forever," That is definitely Hiei. "Is Lisa up yet? I can't wait to fight." yelled a voice from another room. I can't keep them waiting just for me, especially short temper Hiei. Boys just love fighting, don't they?
"What time is it? I don't remember ordering a wake up call." I mumbled as I sat up on my elbows trying to open my eyes. "We have to get up early today since we are the fighter in the dark tournament, Lisa" Kurama said. When I manage to get the sleepiness out of my eyes, I could see Kurama staring over at the clock and Hiei leaning against the wall.
"Ok I'm up; can you guys let me get a shower before we head for the arena?" I asked. Kurama just smiled and nodded "Don't take too long". I grad my towel and went to the bathroom.
After Lisa took her shower and changed into her fighting outfit. The team went to the arena where the tournament is held.
As soon as we entered the stadium where we would fight, every single Demon in the group started screaming and shouting plenty bad stuff. "Go back to Human World! Demons traitors!" A particular dimwitted Demon shouted out, mainly to Hiei and Kurama.
"Man! I don't think these guys took their grumpy pills today!" Kuwabara growled as we headed towards the center ring. Kurama nodded his head in agreement. "Calling us traitors? If they weren't such lowlifes, I'd take offense!" Kurama thought angrily, thinking evil plans in his head maybe that why he kept smiling. 'It's creepy'
"And look they got a human girl on their team." An extremely ugly demon pointed out and others demons follow the suit insulting me trying to make me lose my nerves but I remain indifferent to all the things said about me. How? Well just thinking of a song can block out all their annoying words out of my head. Here how it goes:
(Insert music background)
۩
Don't wanna be a Demonical Idiot ♪
Don't wanna be some
beer-swillin' hockey nut
And do I look like some frost-bitten
hose head?
♪ They never learned the nice alphabet from A to Zed
♪
♪ They all live on their insane words and human meat
♪
And they all leave the house without bathing
Never even
bring their manners to the mall!!!!!
And you know what else is too
funny?
They all stupid bloody annoying
♪ Can't
take 'em seriously at all. ♪
♪ Well, screaming peanuts and
blood pies is what they export♪
They treats fighting just like
it's a real sport
They think their creepy accent is so cute
♫
Can't understand a thing they're talking about …
♫ Just hearing they gossips behind my back ♪
Make me want take a chainsaw
And tear them into shears
I mean, how they could sue me?
They always break the rule in violence anyway.
♫ Don't wanna be a
Demonical idiot ♪
Who can't figure out the temperature in
Celcius
See the map, they're hoverin' right over us
Tell you
the truth, it makes me kinda nervous (--)
♫
Always hear the same kind of story ♪
If they cut off your arm,
they'll just say
"Sorry"
Tell me what kind of freaks are that polite
It's
gotta be they're all up to something
So, quick, before they see
it coming
♫ Time for a preemptive strike! ۩
(Music Song End)
We stopped beside the center ring. There was a pretty girl in the center with brown hair and light brown fuzzy cat or fox ears and a yellow tail standing in the middle of ring, the announcer no doubt.
"Good morning ladies and gentlemen's, my name is Koto! And I will be your cute host for this Dark Tournament and let me tell you, it is gonna be a messy one! For those of you in the first few rows, raincoats are available."
"Here on my left is the guest team: Team Urameshi! And on my right is Team Rhoukulyaki! Now, the Team Captains will determine the mode of battle and what constitutes a win. If they're unable to agree, house rules stipulate each member fight, one on one. The team with the most victories takes the match. Now, team captains forward!" Koto called out cheerfully,
"We may have a little problem there! Our team leader's still asleep!" Kuwabara snarled out, not looking too happy with our leader. Probably cause he's been asleep for nearly three days!
"Yes it's a miracle he can sleep that long at all!" I added with a grin, thinking I should add something weird and funny to lighten the moment. Koto's eyes widened, as Kurama smiled lightly over at Kuwabara, showing his wasn't worrying yet.
"Well then, I guess it's up to you, Kuwabara!" Kurama said. Kuwabara's face looks like when he had bested a particularly tough opponent or when his cat did something smart…like bring him a dead fish. (I still don't know why Kurama choose Kuwabara)
"Really?" He asked with an ecstatic grin; before anyone could speak Yusuke started to moan and mumble in his sleep. "I don't want to go to school today, ma! Just let Kuwabara be the leader in the tournament. Has anyone seen my green jacket?" Yusuke mumbled sleepily; I grinned and leaned over to his sleeping body in Kuwabara's arms.
"It's where all your clothes are: On the floor somewhere in your room!" I answered, doubting he could hear me at all. "Oh, thanks Lisa! But where's my underwear?" Yusuke mumbled again before rolling over; my eyes widened and I glanced over at the others who shrugged.
Kuwabara was now puffing out his chest and looking self-satisfied. "If that's not a transfer of power then I don't know what is! I don't like the fact that I was second choice, but well! Anyway. Let's do it!" Kuwabara said and threw Yusuke on the ground like a sack of potatoes and jumped up on stage clumsily.
Hiei shook his head as I knelt to fix Yusuke against the stadium wall. "Poor fool!" Hiei muttered darkly as Kuwabara waited in the center of the ring.
Zeru started to walk into the ring with a slow, arrogant walk. "Okay, team captains, please decide the battle conditions!" Koto called out when Zeru finally decided to get up in there. Kuwabara's grin was completely gone now, replaced by a look of absolute determination and confidence. If only I had my camera, darn it. Zeru stood there with smugness and arrogance.
"I don't really care how we do this, just as long as I have time to enjoy my victory at the end. But if we have to go about this thing in a certain way…then I prefer one on one. It…prolongs the fun." Zeru said with a cold look on his face and in his eyes; he had a certain sense of superiority about him.
Kuwabara had been glaring at him steadily through this but now he grinned at the thought of 'manly' fighting. "Yeah! Man to man! That's how real men fight!" Kuwabara said, nodding his head approvingly. Koto nodded, favorable.
"I have a question, what weapon is allowed in this tournament?" I asked just incase.
"Any weapon is allowed in this tournament. Okay, the team captains have chosen a series of one on one fight. Team captains are dismissed." Koto announced.
Kuwabara grinned happily and leaped out of the ring back to us. But Zeru wasn't moving. Apparently, he was staring down heatedly at Kuwabara's retreating back or maybe it's Yusuke sleeping form.
Zeru's eyes suddenly glowed angrily and fire suddenly leaped up to encircle his body. After a second, his fire leaped off of him. Kuwabara ran quickly all the way back to us.
"Gee, I hope he isn't mad cause of what I said!" Kuwabara said. Zeru glared at him and sent his flames to encircle us. Kuwabara let loose a shout while Kurama and Hiei then tensed as they prepared to defend themselves incase anything happens.
I just stood there, crossing my arm, not looking worry at all since I know what going to happen anyway. Sure enough the flames leave us alone and go burn some crowd for Zeru's fun; a display of his bossy and arrogant.
"Wow! Wasn't that a wonderful display of Zeru's simply raw power? I have a great feeling that this going to be the best tournament yet! Okay, now: First contenders to the field!" Koto called out,
"Okay. From the Urameshi Team: Kuwabara! And from Team Rokuyukai: Rinku! Let the Dark Tournament officially begin! FIGHT!" Koto called, dropping her hand with flourish. I smiled. 'This is the Dark Tournament and it had finally begun.'
As soon as Koto said fight, Kuwabara raised his fist while nodding at Rinku with a big, silly grin. 'He can't even take this fighting seriously at all' I thought and sighed
"Okay, kid! I know we have a mutual interest but not in this ring! Let's see your stuff! Bring it on! I'll even let you make the first move!" Kuwabara said overconfidently.
I grinned and shook my head; Kuwabara shouldn't underestimate this kid but I didn't really mind. I knew they wouldn't kill each other so I didn't really mind this fight.
"If you want, I guess. But let's…play a little first." Rinku said with his odd little smile; he then leaped into the air with a laugh and disappeared. Kuwabara jerked around, looking confused as he tried to pinpoint where Rinku was, and He suddenly appeared behind Kuwabara's back and redo proceses.
"Gosh, this is boring." I commented mildly as Kuwabara ripped around again. And here I was thinking this would be an exciting, near death fight that'd get my heart pumping. Anyway it will soon be after this battle of 'the overconfident idiots.' They grin way too much.
Rinku finally stopped flitting around and actually started punching Kuwabara, sending him flying to the ground.
Well Kuwabara was getting knocked around a couple more time, probably get bruised. Finally Kuwabara spoke, elaborating on his cheery disposition.
"You know, I might be worried if it wasn't for one thing: You're leaving a trail!" Kuwabara shouted and turned around suddenly; Rinku had appeared behind him, probably thinking of smashing poor Kuwabara again but now he got a mouth full of Kuwabara's special dish …. His fist!
Rinku fell dramatically and crashed to the ground but he quickly leaped up and tried fighting some more. But the giant known as Kuwabara had gotten his immense confidence back and started beating the poor kid up while he made up some silly poses.
Kuwabara attacked the kid carelessly, really playing it up while Hiei shook his head in annoyance. He looked annoyed, I was kinda disinterested, and Kurama looked almost proud of Kuwabara's apparent improvements in battle.
"Kuwabara can be surprising, you know. I've sparred with him on many occasions and I can honestly say he loves to fight. Though it seems Kuwabara the type of fighter whose true skills can only be measure in the ring and it seems are lessons has paid off, Hiei." Kurama said approvingly as he crossed his arms. Hiei just snorted.
"Maybe so but what's with all that retarded samurai posturing? This isn't some kind of game or show! The fool doesn't understand these fights; he should drop his honor and strike the boy when he's down." Hiei said coolly as he went back to staring at the fight.
"He doing fine expect for his oversized ego that weight like a ton… we should really do something about that." I said closing my eyes. 'Still sleepy and restless'
Kuwabara nailed Rinku with another amazingly cool punch, accompanied by a weird pose. He punched Rinku once again and Rinku's poor small body went flying as he clutched onto the stomach where he had been hit.
"This is it. This may be Kuwabara's chance to finish him!" Kurama said with a knowing look as Rinku went flying through the air with the greatest of ease.
"I don't want to torture you so just stay down until the referee counts to ten!" Kuwabara shouted as he raised his fist to finish Rinku. Before Kuwabara could land his punch, Rinku had disappeared (again) with another laugh.
"You know, you really shouldn't take so long with those attacks of yours!" Rinku's disembodied voice called out as Kuwabara jerked around unsurely. But the second his head turned round, Rinku's foot collided with his face twisting it painfully.
"Ouch!" I commented dryly, I have to admit it that look and sound extreme painful twisted to the core, I wonder how he gets it back to its original place. 'On second thought I don't think I want to know'
Kuwabara started to fall, his look of shock still plastered on his face, as he hit the ground hard. 'Reminder me of the headless ghost or something…"
After that shocker (You know, Kuwabara falling with his eyes wide open and his neck bent painfully), surprised reactions were galore! Kurama's mounted dropped silently open as he stared at the unmoving and unblinking form of Kuwabara. Hiei's eyes widen slightly but other then that, no reaction. 'He must watch more horror movie!'
After two minutes of Kuwabara not moving, the referee was counting the ten counts. 'Kuwabara carrot head you better wake up or I will screw you!' "Poor Kuwabara! I just hope can still use his neck… maybe after surgery" I murmured. Yes I can be so heartless sometimes.
"Sorry about that, folks but I was just stunned by Rinku's awe inspiring movie! Nice job, Rinku! Kuwabara's down so I'll start counting!" Koto said smilingly as she started to count to ten. I glanced from Kuwabara to Rinku; Rinku seemed to be enjoying his apparent victory.
"Why bother counting? I broke the dummy's neck! Says, why don't you count his last heartbeats?!" Rinku said as he waved theatrically at some happily screaming fans.
When Koto almost reached the number nine, Rinku was doing some partying and the Demon audience look as if they were about to start a wave, suddenly a hitch in the plans arrived. Koto was just about to say ten when a voice spoke up firmly "Actually, my neck is just fine!"
Kuwabara was up, rubbing at his neck, probably trying to get the broken kinks out. Rinku had been waving to his fans happily but now stopped in mid wave as he turned slowly around to face Kuwabara (The giant with an now even uglier twisted head) with a 'No it's impossible, ahhhhhhh!' look. (Insert lighting background)
"Gee why won't you just stay down? Guess we'll have to fix that, won't we?" Rinku said after his recovery. Kuwabara still looked awesome expect for the fact that he was bruised and probably bleeding.
"Okay, now I am going to bring out my REAL weapons since you won't stay down" Rinku searched his porch and held out his hands, showing four yoyos on them.
"The Serpent Yoyo Attack!" Rinku called out with a relish; an aura glowing around him and his yoyos when he said it.
"The…Serpent Yoyo Attack? I've never heard of such a thing." Kurama said as he gazed over at Rinku curiously and intently, looking completely stumped. 'You don't see that everyday'
Kuwabara started scoffing, not looking too concerned or frightened of this seemingly harmless weapon. He just held out his hands and summoned up his energy with a shout as his Double Sprit Swords appeared with a dramatic flourish.
"Ooh, I guess we're going into serious play time, right kid? Huh, I guess I'll use my 'toys' now as well! And I'm gonna beat you at your own little game!" Kuwabara exclaimed as he rushed forward, again shouting at the Rinku who didn't seem bothered by this.
Rinku expertly threw up his yoyos as Kuwabara grinned and tried slashing down on them. But he couldn't! At the last second, the yoyos snaked around his sword and hit his chest and face, sending him into the air and landing loudly, painfully onto the ground. Rinku grinned in nearly childish pleasure as he played with his now evil looking yoyos while Kuwabara struggled to get up from kissing the pavement.
"Gee, you didn't think I'd really throw around real toys, did you? If you did, then your really dumb! I channel my Energy through the yoyos. It's kinda of like their apart of me and you trying to slice through them is…say…trying to grab snakes barehanded. And they bite, too." Rinku said with a smile that was just as about as poisonous as the snakes he was talking about.
Kuwabara finally stood up with a grim look over in Rinku's direction. Kuwabara rushed forward looking Insane. He raised his sword and tired to slash down at Rinku again but the yoyos snaked around and hit him pointlessly. Although he tired to cut the strings again but it didn't work well, and got SHOT DOWN, IN A BLAZE OF GLORY.
Rinku blew out his breath tiredly as he shook his head, just now realizing how determined Kuwabara could be when he was on a roll. Trying to look cool, Of Coarse!
"Ah, come on Kuwabara! You're dull old sword won't ever cut through the strings, no matter how hard you try! Because, first of all: It's not real string! And second of all: All my energy is flowing through the strands, making it nearly invincible! Muhahawaha" Rinku laughed as Kuwabara got SHOT DOWN again. But Kuwabara being stubborn as a Brainless blockhead simply got up and glared him.
"You're pretty strong, kiddo, but I'll win somehow! Ugh…I'll beat you!" Kuwabara said, leaping forward at Rinku.
"What do I have to do to make you realize you're going to lose and possible die? And all of your other little friends are probably going to lose as well." Rinku said with a grin before facing Kuwabara again. He snapped his finger when an idea popped into his head. "Ah-ah! I know how to beat you AND I won't even have to work hard!" Rinku said, showing what a lazy lad he was.
Rinku feed a lot of energy into his yoyos. The yoyos moved and snacked around Kuwabara's hands and ankles. Kuwabara was then lifted straight up into the air like a… orange kite the little kids flew in the park.
"I'll get you, you little brat! You'll be screaming mommy!" Kuwabara shouted down at Rinku.
"Ugh, I think I'll LEAVE you there for a moment until the fact you're going to Dive in!" Rinku grumbled and sat down on the stadium as he stared up at Kuwabara with a look lacking interest.
I looked up at him in wonder 'you know it's strange that from later episodes Kuwabara fell from the sky onto this arena floor when he was teleported by the cape of no return and Onji and yet he still lives and that even higher then he is now. It just doesn't make senses'
"Can't say much for you're coaching, Kurama, you're student's about to be crushed!" Hiei said dryly as he gazed up at Kuwabara who was rising higher and higher. When he was high enough, Rinku smiled and released his yoyo thus dropping Kuwabara to his grave.
"Thanks! Now I can use my hands!" Kuwabara shouted as he fell with surprising speed to the ground. Kuwabara hold out his hands, come out a longer version of his spirit sword, it hit the ground and shot him forward towards the surprised Rinku.
"That's a pretty neat-o trick! The sword absorbs your fall like a backwards bungee cord, huh? Great save but there's one problem: You coming straight at me just means that you'll die even faster, LOSER!" Rinku said carelessly as he stared at the oncoming Kuwabara cannon. Rinku pulled up his yoyos as Kuwabara flew forward with his Sprit Sword in hand.
Rinku's yoyos were snacking towards Kuwabara to slice at him but Kuwabara let loose some energy, which made his sword shoot forward, and it bent AROUND Rinku's yoyos. Now the sword tip was heading straight for Rinku!
"Say what! His swords can BEND now?" Rinku gasped out, surprise and shock evident on his face. He didn't have time to do anything else but stand there in shock as they twisted towards him. Kuwabara had time to grin.
"Just as you control you're yoyos, that's how Kurama coached me to control my sword…AT WILL!" Kuwabara yelled but Rinku's yoyos were STILL coming straight at him just as his sword was STILL heading for Rinku. They kept going and going and going until the two powerful forces hit their marks with a stunning display of light and power. Kuwabara and Rinku were both hit HARD and were knocked out of the ring by the impact.
"Well, that was…something, wasn't it? Both fighters were knocked out of the ring, at the exact same time? So I'll just count them both!" Koto said and did just that
"THAT was it? THAT was the focus of nearly THREE MONTHS training? "Hiei asked, sounding extremely pissed.
"More or less, Hiei, The focus of the training was to teach him to channel his Sprit Energy is more then one way and also to bend it to his will. He learnt his lessons well, but it might not have done us any good." Kurama said with a sad sigh as he turned his eyes back onto the unmoving form of Kuwabara and Rinku.
"For some reason… I felt extremely hungry…" I looked at Hiei and Kurama. Who sweat-drop.
Rinku suddenly stirred! He raised his head and got up with a painful groan, stumbling unsteadily into the ring with a slight limp as he held his stomach.
"Well, in any case, it was an entertaining fight but we'd best assume him dead and prepare for the next round." Hiei said. "Wow (roll eyes) Hiei you are so "I started but was cut off.
"Get up! You're late! Kuwabara! I know you're used to losing, but not now!" Yusuke shouted out with his eyes tight shut and still half breathing, half snoring. I glanced over at him; he still managed to amaze me sometimes.
I glanced from our zombie leader to our other sleeping beauty. Koto had just said six when Kuwabara's body gave a great twitch and he leaped up with a glare.
"What did you say?" He snarled out, angrily and illogically; Koto stopped her counting, looking rather startled as she, unnaturally, assumed he was speaking to her. Oh but Kuwabara was just talking to the SLEEPING lunatic in insanity!
"6! Kuwabara. You have four more counts to get into the ring." Koto said with a fanged smile but Kuwabara shook his head vigorously as he glared in our direction, in the direction of Yusuke, our zombie.
"Not you! URAMESHI! You stupid punk!" Kuwabara shouted and practically RAN in our direction when he was suppose to be injured, he then leaped forward and grabbed Yusuke by the front of his shirt and was shaking his limp body.
"Oh, so you're PRETENDING to be asleep now, eh? What a stupid and CHEAP trick, you jerk! Wake up so I can pound ya!" Kuwabara growled/shouted as he shook him even harder, while I glared.
"KAZUMA KUWABARA! You still have a fight to win and Yusuke IS asleep, unless his head jarred from his shoulders caused by your shaking! Now get back in there and win, you lunatic! Or I will it myself." I yelled into his ear as I pulled him away from Yusuke and pushed him bodily towards the ring.
Kuwabara meeped and glared once more at Yusuke, before stomping towards the ring. Rinku's eyes widened in astonishment and a little fear as the giant kitten lover approached the ring.
"Oh no! Not you again! I can't take it anymore and I'm not fighting anymore!" Rinku said, sounding weak and exasperated as he held up his hand. His hand glowed with energy and the yoyo strings that were still hanging from Kuwabara's arms and legs suddenly tightened, sending him flying towards the ground. Koto counted ten and Kuwabara lose by count out.
"Okay! Then Team Rhoukulyaki claims a victory! First fight of the Dark Tournament, Rinku wins and Kuwabara loses! Teams, you know have two minutes to your next fight." Koto announced to the crowd. 'Just as expected' I smiled although our team lost the first round. It can't be held after all it is Kuwabaka we are talking about. Ha ha ha.. cough
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Yes I now it's plain boring general whatever… want to made you chock on a coal for dinner and get suicidal. But I lived.
Anyway I going to study for exam so less for tying but I will make it up to you during the holidays.
On the other news, I really need some insanity ideas… Come on people! Don't tell me you guys are too shy. I did say that you guys can post ideas so do it now while I am currently occupied by brain-eating exams.
Yes insane idea, total dalmatic insanity of pure skull cracking pleasure. Nice!'
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