11/27/05

Protector of the Small IM

Disclaimer: Yes, I own Tamora Pierce, IM, and the world. Now give me chocolate! NOW! I do not own anything except these cute names that I made up. See if you can guess which name is which character. BEFORE they use names. (All right, answers at bottom.)

Other Disclaimer: This is a random-ish story. That means it's not really supposed to have a plot. Flame me if you want. My basement room gets so cold at night…

NeccieKiller101: Hey, how's it going?

DaisyBoy: So bored. Dad's fed up with all his patients. Said they don't appreciate him or something, so he's going to kill 'em all. Whatever.

Bleep

JollyisGud43: Jolly!

NeccieKiller101: Owen, shut up!

DaisyBoy: Seriously Owen. You're really annoying.

JollyisGud43: Well maybe I'm just in need of attention! Maybe I've been deprived of love all my life! Maybe…

NeccieKiller101: Maybe you need to shut your damn mouth!

DaisyBoy: Kel, is something wrong?

NeccieKiller101: No, nothing is wrong!

DaisyBoy: Kel…

NeccieKiller101: Just shut the 'f' up!

Bleep

UselessStaff: Hi, what was I missing?

DaisyBoy: Kel was swearing a lot.

UselessStaff: Aw man, I miss everything!

JollyisGud43: Warric, get off my computer!

UselessStaff: Make me

JollyisGud43: Okay.

JollyisGud43 has signed off to go beat up his cousin

UselessStaff: Sooo…

DaisyBoy: I'm special.

NeccieKiller101: Yes Neal. You're very special.

DaisyBoy: Why thank y- WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!

UselessStaff: Gosh Neal, Caps.

JollyisGud43 has signed back on

JollyisGud43: Ah, that's more like it. Moldy English Muffins anyone? Been saving them for three weeks!

NeccieKiller101: Ew!1

DaisyBoy: Kel, you lifted the Shift key too early.

NeccieKiller101: Oops. ! There, that better?

UselessStaff: Yup

DaisyBoy: Warric, you're not a part of our inner circle. Christ, does this chat room let ANYBODY in!

Bleep. Other IM users from other books are signing on right about now

ShadeSlayer: How's it going?

ForbiddenForester: Hi!

DaughterofFord&Trisha: You all suck!

Trillianandone: Random, is that you!

DaughterofFord&Trisha: Back off mother! You suck!

Trillianandone: Well you don't have to be rude!

Deltora'sLonelySaphire: Lapiz Lazuli says you suck!

NeccieKiller101: Christ, let's go to private chat. What do you guys think?

DaisyBoy: Fine with me!

JollyisGud43: Jolly well with me!

UselessStaff: Fine with m- Hey! Why can't I join?

Poor, poor Warric. So alone…Right, here's the list (In order of appearance.)

NeccieKiller101: Kel (Necromancer Killer)

DaisyBoy: Neal

JollyisGud43: Owen

UselessStaff: Warric

ShadeSlayer: Eragon (From Eragon)

ForbiddenForester: Some character from Harry Potter

DaughterofFord&Trisha: Random from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Trillianandone: Trisha Macmillan/Trillian, from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Deltora'sLonelySaphire: Uh, the lost sapphire from Deltora Quest