11/27/05
Protector of the Small IM
Disclaimer: Yes, I own Tamora Pierce, IM, and the world. Now give me chocolate! NOW! I do not own anything except these cute names that I made up. See if you can guess which name is which character. BEFORE they use names. (All right, answers at bottom.)
Other Disclaimer: This is a random-ish story. That means it's not really supposed to have a plot. Flame me if you want. My basement room gets so cold at night…
NeccieKiller101: Hey, how's it going?
DaisyBoy: So bored. Dad's fed up with all his patients. Said they don't appreciate him or something, so he's going to kill 'em all. Whatever.
Bleep
JollyisGud43: Jolly!
NeccieKiller101: Owen, shut up!
DaisyBoy: Seriously Owen. You're really annoying.
JollyisGud43: Well maybe I'm just in need of attention! Maybe I've been deprived of love all my life! Maybe…
NeccieKiller101: Maybe you need to shut your damn mouth!
DaisyBoy: Kel, is something wrong?
NeccieKiller101: No, nothing is wrong!
DaisyBoy: Kel…
NeccieKiller101: Just shut the 'f' up!
Bleep
UselessStaff: Hi, what was I missing?
DaisyBoy: Kel was swearing a lot.
UselessStaff: Aw man, I miss everything!
JollyisGud43: Warric, get off my computer!
UselessStaff: Make me
JollyisGud43: Okay.
JollyisGud43 has signed off to go beat up his cousin
UselessStaff: Sooo…
DaisyBoy: I'm special.
NeccieKiller101: Yes Neal. You're very special.
DaisyBoy: Why thank y- WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!
UselessStaff: Gosh Neal, Caps.
JollyisGud43 has signed back on
JollyisGud43: Ah, that's more like it. Moldy English Muffins anyone? Been saving them for three weeks!
NeccieKiller101: Ew!1
DaisyBoy: Kel, you lifted the Shift key too early.
NeccieKiller101: Oops. ! There, that better?
UselessStaff: Yup
DaisyBoy: Warric, you're not a part of our inner circle. Christ, does this chat room let ANYBODY in!
Bleep. Other IM users from other books are signing on right about now
ShadeSlayer: How's it going?
ForbiddenForester: Hi!
DaughterofFord&Trisha: You all suck!
Trillianandone: Random, is that you!
DaughterofFord&Trisha: Back off mother! You suck!
Trillianandone: Well you don't have to be rude!
Deltora'sLonelySaphire: Lapiz Lazuli says you suck!
NeccieKiller101: Christ, let's go to private chat. What do you guys think?
DaisyBoy: Fine with me!
JollyisGud43: Jolly well with me!
UselessStaff: Fine with m- Hey! Why can't I join?
Poor, poor Warric. So alone…Right, here's the list (In order of appearance.)
NeccieKiller101: Kel (Necromancer Killer)
DaisyBoy: Neal
JollyisGud43: Owen
UselessStaff: Warric
ShadeSlayer: Eragon (From Eragon)
ForbiddenForester: Some character from Harry Potter
DaughterofFord&Trisha: Random from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Trillianandone: Trisha Macmillan/Trillian, from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Deltora'sLonelySaphire: Uh, the lost sapphire from Deltora Quest
