A/N: Nicole heer dis bes stroy good good verry good IGN rates 10/10 cus theres just enuf water.

hi an wahtev. My name is Marx Xtreem Cutter Dethbomb. Ther is sum stuf you need to no abot me befor we start dis sotry. I m a hardcor Satanist. Satan is hte best and Satan is butiful. I m snake kin. i feel like im supposed 2 B slytherin round on muh bely n stuf but i m humman. i do hav snakelik abilitees like i can smel wif my tung n i hav snaek vishon. I have supr long blak hare down to my nees and it mesy cus i never brush it. hair is for conformists anewayz. I haet conformisst. A lot. i usually wear blak or dark red lipstik cus it shows of my lipp piersins. i has 2. i also has tung piercd, nose piercd, and six eir piercd on both ears includdin GAUGES BCUS BODY MODS ARE SEXAY. i trei 2 B sex. i like gren or blak eyelinr. and im a girl inc ase you cant tell because i usually drs liek aboy.

let stroy begn, now.

It sooooooo fucking cold outsod. i hate the cold becus i cant wear my ripd geens i HAVE TO weAR A HUDIE CUS IT COLD but it my pentagram hoodee so im ok wit that. I reech in muh hudie pokete and pull out pokeball becaus i has pokemons. My team includ: pikachuu (he has blak hair over his eye, wers black beanie with pentagram and wristbands to hid his cuts he emo but i help him get less emo.), gengar (hes into hevy metl and he walks round wif mi), Lickitung (with SICK TUNG PIERCN AND RAD TAT ON HIS BACK OF SATAN IT LOOKS SO SEXAY), deoxys, Rayquaza (SNAKE KIN) an Groudon.

I ned to trane muh Pickaxuu to sumon Satan (it one of his abilitiees). I show him the simple way. I lit a candl (nedd moar c a ndlz for bettr resultz but jus practisin.), drew a pentagram in hte snow, and chantd the sakred chant (wiLL NOT TYPE IT CUS NOBODEE WANZ HTE CONFORMISZ TO QOPPI ME). and then. Ember. shows.

Ember thrash-haven detonaté burns is muh bitch and #1 hottie demon in hte worl (AN: haaaaay gurl) i axe identile summon her insted of Satan. We becum frendz then lev. we walk thru town n c sum conformists lookin dum. One of dem wa z werin MEGADETH, THE MOST ATTRACTIve. We aproch. One of dem namd Rock waz talles and had gags. spik hare n ripd Ember gettin al hot. The oter name d Ass was hte one werin the Megadeth short. Embr strat to hit on em. den dere waz dis bich in slut cloths. Watevs.

we go to wuds to maek out wen teres a grup o poserrs in the wods. Thes a girl an a guy (that emb er was prolly gonna hit on) and a cat pokmon. Ember usd wevill skrach onn dat bitch an they got all mad. The girl wih the pink hair (her naem jessee) ran away and the guy wif the blu hair (he emo? idk) cam up 2 embrr an sayd sumstuf. he leev.

"w0w do u liek him?" I sed to embre. She den sed nu cus he lokd conformitss.

after all iz sed n dun we venchur into a strang town. der waz peepol an pokmon traners n shops n pokmon senters n errythin. Muh Pikanchuu tuggd my saxy pantleg and cus he wanted to go shoppin for sum hare die (he dies erry 8 weeks) so i go in hte stroe wif him. we go en n i let pimkeshuu get his hare die. i luk up. an i c. hte mos beau bae. he ware skul neclase an blak spike hare. he wearin Marylin Manson shirt wif long sleeve shirt with striped under it. he has skul earrins an the mos beauful satan red eyes. He waz byin blak fengirnale polihs to match his eyeliner. THE MOST BEAU BAE MARX HAS EVR LAED SNAKE EYES UPON. i slyhter ovr to his gorg bum.

"ay."

hte seduction. has begun.