Chapter 2
"Whoopi Goldberg ate my t-shirt!" cried Chloe, euphorically into Maroni's chicken pie. Understandably, Maroni was trying to drown out the noise by hiding in the fridge with a bottle of vodka. After their marriage 84 years ago, the two had grown closer - birthing over 60 children who never existed.
Though she had cheated on Maroni no less than four-thousand times with Conor (via forcing the other to place milk cartons on their fingers eagerly), the two sillies loved each other much, and became old and black together.
