Matt here: I'm planning on a sequal to Pokemon, just not until this one is done. I like pie! Meeps!
Disclaimer: I don't own anything in this fanfic, so fuck off Bill!
The sun rose over the desert, waking up Matt.
Matt: Time for some Smashing!
Matt then noticed a table in the middle of the cardboard boxes. He went and sat down.
Matt: I wonder what's for breakfast?
Megaman: Ramen.
Matt: Eh, it's ok. Who's the other Smasher?
Megaman: Mario.
Matt: What? I thought he couldn't get any professional Smashers?
Megaman: Well, Mario blew all his money on crack, so he was desperate for cash.
Matt: Oh.
Mario: What-a the hell are you-a guys a talking about?
Matt: Your crack addiction.
Mario: Well a-fuck you!
Three bowls of ramen appeared in front of the Smashers.
Smashers: SWEET!
All three Smashers ate it really fast. Master Hand then appeared out of thin air.
Master Hand: Welcome Smashers! I am Master Hand!
Matt: Oh, I never would have got that from you being a giant hand.
Matt was then turned into a monkey.
Master Hand: Are you going to do that again?
Matt shrugged his shoulders.
Master Hand: Close enough.
Master Hand turned Matt back into a human.
Master Hand: Now, You will all fight one match a day, if there is an odd number I'll fight one of you.
Matt: You know god damn well that there's a fucking odd number!
Master Hand: Anyway, once we get enough matches then we can air them, get a bigger budget, and be able to afford an actual building, and some other fighters beside you desperate losers.
Mario: I take offense to-a that!
Master Hand: Shut the mother fucking hell up, or you don't get you fucking pay check!
Mario: Yes-a, Master.
Master Hand: Any questions?
Megaman: Only one, WHO'S FUCKING IDEA WAS IT TO HAVE ALL THE STARTING CHARACTERS'S NAMES BEGIN WITH "M"?
Master Hand: Uh, LET THE MATCHES BEGIN!
Mario and Megaman were teleported away.
Matt: SWEET! I get to fight you!
Master Hand: Yeah, yeah.
Matt was teleported to a platform floating in the air.
Matt: This arena sucks!
Master Hand: Budget Cut.
Adam Sesler: This is a great day for a match today, isn't it lemon?
Lemon: ...
Adam Sesler: Your so funny lemon, UNLIKE MY OLD CO-HOST!
Lemon:...
Adam Sesler: I'm sorry for yelling at you lemon. Let the match begin!
Master Hand shot lasers out of his fingers, which Matt easily dodged.
Master Hand: I see you're a worthy opponent.
Matt, taking out his two katanas: No, your attacks just suck!
Matt then ran and sliced off Master Hand's glove.
Master Hand: AH! I'm naked!
Master Hand then ran away.
Adam Sesler: And the winner is...
Lemon:...
Adam Sesler: That's right Matt!
Matt was then teleported back to the Middle of Fucking Nowhere.
Matt: Hey, which one of you guys won?
Mario: I-a did!
Matt: How?
Megaman: There was no arena, and since I'm heavier I fell faster!
Matt: That's not how physics wor..
Megaman: Shut the fuck up!
Master Hand then appeared.
Master Hand: I've got good news!
Smashers: WHAT?
Master Hand: I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geiko!
Matt: GOD DAMN MOTHER FUCKER!
Master Hand: No, it's a good thing by selling out to Geiko, we've got enough money to get an actual building! All we gotta do is to unlock the newcomer tomorrow and we don't have to sleep in cardboard boxes anymore!
Megaman: WE! YOU SLEEP IN YOUR HOUSE! IN A BIG COUSSY BED!
Master Hand: Uh, I think I left the cat on fire.
Master Hand then disappeared.
Megaman: God fucking damn it!
Matt: Well, time for bed.
With that everyone went to their cardboard boxes. Matt soon fell asleep.
Matt, thinking: Tomorrow will be interesting.
Nothing much to say but, REVIEW! I like pie! Meeps!
