HOLD IT.

Flashback:

"Here's the plan…"

End of Flashback.

"Wow, we sure have a dumb narrator," said Tameera, glancing at the flashback part.

"Shut up, I'll replace him with myself soon, don't worry," the Authoress said.

"But you can't spell worth crap!"

"I SAID, shut up!"

Ahsoka suddenly butted into their conversation. "Look, I'm not even going to pretend I know what you're talking about, but what were you saying about a plan?"

"Plan? Oh yes! I'm going to somehow or other zap all of you, myself excluded, into the star wars universe where you are going to turn the son of Anakin Skywalker back to the light side. If the need appears, I can send in help for you guys in the form of things dropping randomly out of the sky, like so:"

With that, a platypus fell out of the sky in a blast of blue light. Everyone stared for a moment before Mara stated what was on everyone's mind.

"What on Tatooine is that?"

Tameera replied. "That thing is proof that whatever god exists has a great sense of humor. The kiwi bird is also great proof of this"

What appeared to be a fruit with legs fell from the sky. "Tameera, stop that! You're messing up the time-space continuum!"

Angela stuck up a hand, which was covered in a mysterious green substance. No comment. "Yes, Angela?"

"So basically, (I'm dumbing it down for the people reading this by the way) you're going to set loose a bunch of extremely unstable characters, in most cases, in a world with lightsabers, the force, fanatical sith lords that bear a creepy resemblance to fanatical religious people in your world, and blue milk?"

The Authoress thought for a moment. "Yep"

Mara asked a couple very good questions. "What if we die? Do we stay dead? And what if we meet our counterparts, like a younger me, a Dark Anakin, another Ahsoka? What happens then?"

The Authoress thought for another moment. "Well, if you die I'll just bring you back to life. It shouldn't be too hard since you were never technically alive anyway. I don't like seeing my favourite characters disappear. Unfortunately, dying means you will sort of disappear from the story, ahem, I mean adventure for a period of time. Consider it a punishment for being stupid enough to get killed." She suddenly turned to glare at Murtagh, who was skulking in a corner. "And you! If you die on purpose, I will make you come back immediately, so no suicidal thoughts or intentions. That goes for all of you. And Tameera doesn't like suicide either, so watch it."

"What about the second question?"

"Hmm, it's a difficult one. Those of you who come from star wars, your best bets would be to wear disguises. Sunglasses and a mustache look cool, along with maybe a long trenchcoat. Those of you who don't come from there, like Angela, Murty, Solembum, Luna, and Smaug are okay. Well, maybe not Smaug, he's a bit too big…" Suddenly, Smaug the mighty dragon shrunk to the size of a bunny rabbit. This instituted lots of boring conversation dialogue, several dragon rants, bargaining and 2 pillow fights (remember that this is in a bedroom, not some random field), before Smaug was about the size of an average horse and fuming silently at the indignity of it all.

"There, now he'll fit on the ship"

"…What ship?"

"The one I'm going to ditch you guys in the middle of Tatooine with"

"What?"

"You'll all appear together randomly in the middle of Tatooine. I wanted it to be somewhere inconspicuous yet important"

"When are we going then?" asked Angela.

"Whenever I feel like it. And one more thing. Try not to be too random/magical/crazy, okay? No getting arrested," she was looking at Tameera pointedly as she said that. Tameera responded with a completely insincere innocent look.

The Authoress sighed. "And I won't be there physically with you. I'll provide back up. Even though I watch you guys constantly, Tameera is equipped, if she didn't eat it already, with a com link she can talk to me anytime with. This should be just a precaution, but I might doze off here and there…"

This left everyone looking distinctly uncomfortable.

A/N: I promise to send them into the star wars universe next chapter, I promise! This chapter was mainly here just to clear up any questions anyone might have. Any other good questions can be submitted either through pming me or reviewing, though pming is probably the better choice.