Translating The Glare

By: PSD

OOookkk! Aight same sweet deal as before, except this time its more weirrd n for Gaara! as suggested by LovingTheOgre so this is life with Gaara: Translating the Glare!

This is version 2.0, its the Gaara version of translating the hn.

This is how its going down- wait.. you know the drill haha, unless you didnt read the first version...

ONWARDS WITH GAARAS GLARE!


Deidara

insert giggle here

Heh shveeet

Gaara

Glare

Dude, not cool.


Temari

"Heh, hey Gaara"

Aw dearest brother I wuv ' oo

Gaara

Glare

Of course.


Kankuro

"Yo"

Pimp my ride, bitchesss!

Gaara

Glare

hells yeah mo'fuckaz


Sasuke

"Ima keels yew"

On yo' knees maggot!

Gaara

Glare

No you get on yo' knees fool.


Sakura

"...SQUEE!"

Hurrah..

Gaara

thinking: must kill her.

Must kill the pink one.


Naruto

"Get a fuckin' life you emo fag"

Don't kill me but...

Gaara

"...cheh."

Yeh. right.


Kiba

" LDGLFDAFDGADSFHGFJSJU64USUJSTRS! YAHOOOOOO!"

Yo, Hinatas mine. So back off bra'

Gaara

"...Wtf.."

Bastard.


Shino

"..."

I dont even know you dude.

Gaara

"..."

Aight im outtie, peace.


Hinata

"...blush"

Heh... um.. hi...

Gaara

"...cheh."

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee she blushed at me! hehhehehehehehhe... o.0


Sasori

"..."

Doesnt I knows you?.. i swear I do... hmm..

Gaara

o.0?

You pimped my brothers ride dawwwgg


(PSD: shit.. who else does gaara know... uhh...)


Gatomon

"gatomon, DIGIVOLVE!"

...Turn into angelwomon so I can make out wiith angelmon... aand so Kari can blush at Tk and live ahppily ever after and so davis can suffer MWUAHAHHHAHAHA- ... i mean... digivolve!

Gaara

"Yo, Wtf Dei!"

Damn it PSD what the hell are you on... jezz


Pinocchio

"Theres a floating eye following me!" (nose grows)

Believe me! (nose grows)

Gaara

"AHK FUDGE-CRACKERS ON PIE!"

Damnit Pinny, you stabbed my third eye... AGAIN! ...


Telemarketer

"Would you like to buy a hoover vaccum?"

Buy one beesh.

Gaara

"No."

...Maybe I should have...


Chocolate

"Yo, screw off dude"

Bite me, dumbass.

Gaara

"Noh!"

DONT MIND IF I DOO!11!1!six!11


Puppet-strings-dee

"yo what up"

...Ima rape chu, cuz you da smex, un.

Gaara

"Yo"

Glare


Eric Szmazda (Greg sanders: CSI los vagas)

"I found your finger prints on the dead body of (insert name here) from the hidden rain village."

Bitch you fucked.

Gaara

"...snap"

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!


(I HAD to do this for the last one... Id hate myself if i didnt... lol)


Lee

"...ZE POW'A OF YOUTH IS IN YOU!"

Want me to help with your... youthfullness, Gaara san?

Gaara

"...(cough).."

Hellz yeh bring it on I ben wait foo' what took so long damn, i had to get by with simple M rated stories on written by crazed fangirls cuz you hadn't clued! Like daaaaaayym I thought me sending you that deviantART link woulda hit you like a ton of bricks! shit man, your almost 2 years older then me! hows dence are yo-- ARE YOU DRUNK!.. AGAIN! ERGG! EVERY. DAMN. MONTH. YOU. DO. THIS. TO. ME, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ITS DRIVING ME CRAZY! MOMMA I MISS YOU GAHHHHHHAHAHAHHAHAH (Gets evil smile n turns into Shukkaku) ITS GO TIME!


And thats it for Gaara... lol only because he doesnt really know people on the show.. so I had to stop myself befor I went over bord. I thinkk the chocolate thing was a tad weird... but i almost wrote him talking to a water bottle, n a lava lamp so i had to stop.

Lol if you hadnt noticed, Kibas reaction is the same as before, And yes, I finished off with the trademark, one word means a whole paragraph lol. S'all good haha. T-t-t-t-thats all folks! o.0

Peace.

!Dei-Chan;