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Chapter II: Mission Green.

After what seemed a hour of flight Gizmo landed just a 100 feet from the Lexcorp jump facilities which were located on the fringe of the city. The facility was surrounded by a electrified tall fence guarded by armored up goons with deadly arsenal of guns and vicious attack dogs.

Gizmo still unaware of his small green companion started to scan the premises with a set of high tech goggles which popped from his back pack. He mumbled undet nose while looking at this fortification.

"One...two...Crudd. Dang anti-air guns. If dat fuazzbutt was here it would have been easier. Now i gotta friggin go sewer divin. Snotting wonderful."

Gizmo through a near by pipe enteted a cramped sewer system which he almost got stuck at several places. Beast boy cursed all the way for his rotten luck. After ten minutes of crawling in a compounds best not described. The sewer pipe maze led the green clad munchkin in a cleaning station which apperently was making sure no radioactive fluids got in the sewer system.

As Gizmo got out of the pipe and on the ground a small hovering robot with small iron talons wooshed and a lex logo from the sealing and stated:

"Repeant today , for tommorow you die mutant rat!"

Before the robot could take a action Gizmo fast drawed a small lazor which vaporized the hoverbot.

"That did not even made cruddy sense, ya bloody snot tarp!"

Before he could ravesh in his victory from the sealing swooped an entire swarm of hoverbot which yet again before attacking with their talons stated in perfect sync:

"Repeant today, because tommorow you die dire mutant rat."

"Oh...Crud..."- Gizmo cursed before he dashed away from the chanting, hovering, bot swarm.

He dashed rappidly around the room while dodging the claws reaching for him. He tried to stop them from chasing by blasting at the swatm, but he only abstract ed the ground with the fallen bots from the countless mass of snapping pest controll.

It was pointless to fight them so Gizmo activated his jet pack and rushed through the hatch the swarm came by. The room he entered had multiple powering stations for the hoverbots. For his luck the hatch also had heavy looking lid which was opened via hydraulic pulleys. Gizmo swiftly shot the pulleys with his gun forcing the lid to crash shut the hatch. The hoverbots bumped in each other like lemming trying with no result to lift the heavy lid.

They quickly rushed out of the room in what seemed a double deck corridors. Gizmo and the still spider BB passed up many rooms. The green titan noticed they were approaching a room which clearly said biological and cell lab. Beast boy cheered up and hopped in place with delight.

Yes,Yes. Now I only need to figure to fi...Wait. No. No. No...~Beast boy panicked.

Gizmo passed the lab not even looking at the door heading down to a room with the inscription" Vault 6".

Gizmo was just in front of the Vault doors licking his finger in greed imagining the money which most certainly are stored in the vault room.

Dis was easier then cruddy stealing a lolly from a snotty baby. Now lets see whats inside.-

Beast boy on the other hand was getting pissed of for some reason.

Blasted kid! Not doing what I WANT! UGGGHHHH...Should have bitten of his head...Wait...noo...No. Dude. I need to fix this and fast.

BB spider jumped of the shoulder of the midget where he was nested for the for the most of this break in moving towards the door they passed. Gizmo opened before that doors to reveal a surprise. Instead of money bags a bunch of big shooter robots with laser cannons lead by a buffed black mercenary with power mech fists and dreadlocks in his hair. He sniffed heavily and stated in the most macho way pumping his muscles :

I don't like to hit little bitches with glasses, but when midgets step up, I stomp midget assess.

Gizmo sighed in defeat:

Crud...

From behind the army of robots and the macho the vault seal lid opened. Again instead of bags of money inside were the pesky swarm of hovorbots:

Repent today, for tomorrow you die, Brotha!

"Double crud..."-Gizmo slumped down on the ground as the big ass military man approached him.

Beast boy was stun by the sight of total defeat by the little guy. He was now having an internal war with him self:

I can't ...Sure you can leave the little twerp. HE REFUSED TO DO WHAT YOU WANTED TO DO! No...No. I am not like that... I don;t want to be like that. LEave the little brat AND TAKE WHAT YA WANT WHILE YOU CAN! HE SHALL BE OUR LITTLE Sacrificial lamb...

The debate came to a quick conclusion when he saw the military man lift his leg and prepared to actually stomp the little guy. But not before screamin a big "OHHHHHH YEAAAHHHHH " which bought BB the needed moment to act. With a rush of adrenalin and rage on his mind he transformed in the form of the Beast blinded by rage and hate he rushed at the Black mercenary who was taken by shock and only muttered in his frozen state :

"OHhhhhh...NOOOOOOO"

With a mighty crash of his wild body he crashed so hard in the mercenary that he flew across the room in the vault , in the swarm of hoverbots with such force that it forced the lid to lockdown. The solder bots did not wait to see what will happen next. A barrage of plasma volleys covered the room. A few hit the enraged Beast boy but that did not stop him from charging them and starting a rumble. He started to take them down one by one, dismantlement , smashing them against the wall or just chewing them. With each Robot he took down he took a hit which downed him with each hit until he was forced to stop and consider his wounds which had forced him to bleed from the mouth and to and large gash to his side spewing blood as well. Sadly the remaining two robots did not leave him any time to catch his breath and blasted him with their guns each one more time, bringing him to the ground in pain. The two robots approached the Beast on the ground and looked at each other:

"Should we keep him as a experiment?"

"Negative"

"Roger, Roger..."

But before the two could do anything two laser blasts burned their heads of to crisps. As the two crashed down on the ground they reviewed behind them Gizmo with two of his nifty laser guns smoking red. The small guy approached the form and notice it was shifting back to the Green Titan. Gizmo raised an eyebrow and said with confusion in his voice.

"Beast boy?"

"Th...The one and... only..."-the boy tried to smile through the blood he was coffin up and the pain from sitting up.

" What are you doing here Green Bum?"- Gizmo held tightly the lasers in hand. Even though he saved him that was a Teen Titan and they are not the people who would tolerate his actions.

Beast boy growled at the sing of the weapons but tried to remain cheery even though his mind screamed to pounce or to bare at the midget his teeth.

"Uhhh...Was in the...Neighborhood i guess." -his tone changed on a coin after that in something dark- "Now put the guns down or shoot me...Gizmo."

Gizmo was taken by shock by the change of tone from the Titan. Even when he invaded his home he never sounded soo...Evil?

"Why?"

Something deep inside Beast boy screamed for him to attack, but instead he just grunted in a scream:

"JUST PUT THE FREAKING LASERS DOWN OR SHOOT ME YOU TWIRP!'"

Gizmo did not lowered his gun and approached the wounded Titan. After being close enough to the he looked the Beast boy in the eye and said:

"What were you doing here Green spit!"-even though his last word ended with a insult he spoke in a soft and calm manner.

Beast boy started to twitch from the proximity of the green clad villain. His eyes bulged out with adrenalin and his fist where fisted in to balls of rage and fury:

"You WANT to know Don't ya ! Don't YA! Well keep pushing...Keep pushing you little runt and you shall see why I am no longer A Titan? COME ON. TRY ME.- the beast inside wanted desperately to kill the little baldie, but the damage done to his body kept him from doing so.

The next pieces of action surprised Beast boy. Instead of shooting him like the animal he was becoming Gizmo housed his laser and pulled out a syringe which was introduced to the arm of the wounded green changeling. The pain covering beast boys body subdued and the screaming voice in his head was not so loud and demanding anymore. Apparently Gizmo has inserted some kind of pain killer in his body. Tossing the syringe aside the midget helped BB get on his feet and started to lead him outside of the facility.

You gona tell me the entire cruddy story when we get out of here. Now get ya arse amoving. the miniscule genius did not leave room for Beast boy to ask a question.

They exited the vault Gizmo trying to aid the best he could the injured changeling. As they came next to the Bio Lab BB suddenly derailed the pair and in his delusion went rushing straight for it.

"Nooo...There...There is what I want. A cure... A cure dude!"

"Turn back numbnuts! There is..."

Beast boy stared in shock when he saw the entire lab was closed down and boxed in crates with most of the equipment gone. Rage started to run through him again. He in lightning reflexes took one of Gizmo laser from his holster and started to blast the crates open with low damage shots:

"WHERE? WHERE ARE THE CHEMICALS? WHERE ARE THE POTIONS AND CURES?"

Gizmo came from behind and started to inform BB:

"There is nothing of interest here. This is the point why I wanted to steal from this place. Luther was selling this place and in so moving out and I got a tip that the money will leave the facility last. So with the lowered security and no civilians brainy nerds around I figured it was easy pickings, but I still needed a team to do this...Which I even failed to do that."

BB stopped smashing crates and looked with amazement at one of them. He did not quite listened to Gizmo, A. probable cause he was drugged, B. Cause he is still BB. but what made him stop was content of one the crates.

"Dude, What is that..."- The changeling interrupted Gizmo and pointed at the opened box.

Gizmo gave one look and his eyes grew 2 times larger... He stated after a brief moment of silence

" IS Dats cruddy Hair!?"


Well here ya go. Some action and humor. YAY for me. Hope you like it :)

Do do you dare guess what is in the crate?