Sex Talks
Me no own Kingdom Hearts. ;O
Thanks you so much for the reviews! FF was acting really weird, so I couldn't post this for about three days. x.xThe therapist opened her office's blinds to let the light enter the room. She took a sip of her coffee and sat down at her desk.
On the desk she saw a letter that saw slightly singed, and so she decided to read it. She put on her glasses and picked up the letter.
Dear Doc,
You'll be getting a new file cabinet in a few days. Along a new couch, unless you want the old one…I assume you don't.
-Axel
PS: Roxas made me do this, but when did I start listening to Roxas?
Another PS: Roxas retracted his statement about me being a minute-man. I told you I wasn't.
After reading the letter, she had a dumbfounded look on her face. She scratched her right temple, and then with her free hand hit the button to talk to her secretary.
"Is Sora and Riku there?" She asked still wishing she was still in her bed.
"Yes! I'll send them right in." The secretary replied in her usual elated tone.
The therapist yawned a bit and took another sip of her coffee. She heard her door creek, and her eyes fixed on the now open door.
"You must be Riku," she said glancing at the silver haired one.
"…and you are Sora." She quickly looked at the smaller of the two.
"Yes ma'm!" Sora waved giving the doctor a small wave.
"Oh, I forgot my couch wasn't here anymore." She uneasily said.
She grabbed two chairs and placed them in front of her desk. Riku sat to the right, while Sora was on the left.
"So, what seems to be the problem?" She asked.
"Well, our jobs seem to be getting in the way of our relationship." Riku said facing forewords at the doctor.
"We rarely get any alone time, and when we do something always happens." Sora added sighing a bit.
"What are your jobs?" The doctor asked taking out her pen and fixing her clipboard.
"Well…err-" Sora scratched his head, trying to find the right words.
"We're exterminators." Riku quickly interjected.
Sora quickly turned his head towards Riku and gave him a 'come again?' face.
"As in bugs and vermin?" The doctor asked Riku.
"You can say that, I guess." Sora replied.
"Why don't you two find different jobs?" The doctor asked.
Riku and Sora looked at each other, and then quickly shook their heads.
"We can't. We are chosen to be exterminators, and we can't just stop." Riku said raising his voice unintentionally.
"…chosen to be exterminators?" The doctor asked who was very confused by now.
"It's a really long story." Sora muttered.
"Anyway, do you feel your job ties in with your relationship? As in, if you quit your job; you two will no longer be together?"
"No, but I guess our jobs pushed us to be together." Sora said while he shrugged.
"Have you ever had intercourse while on the job?" Riku and Sora immediately blushed at the comment and couldn't face each other.
"Does it really matter?" Riku asked with a hint of annoyance in his voice.
"Yes. I have a theory on why you two can't make time for each other."
"Why? We try, but we always get interrupted." Sora replied defensively.
"Early on in your relationship, did you not see each other much? Did it give you a thrill?"
"Yes, but does it really matter?" Riku rolled his eyes, this doctor was a quack.
"I'm assuming you two pulled what is known as a 'quickie' most of the time then?"
Sora's face was a bright red, and he knew this because he was trying to cover his face.
"Yes, we had a few. Sometimes up against a wall, in an alley, sometimes outside..." Riku smirked.
"Continue on, tell me more details."
"I love the thrill of pushing Sora against a wall and just doing it there. He worries about getting caught, yet he's so noisy. It's pretty cute actually, and the way he blushes-"
"Riku! Don't tell her all that embarrassing stuff, can't we keep some things personal!?" Sora yelled at Riku still blushing.
"No need to feel embarrassed about a healthy sex life." The doctor reassured Sora with a sincere smile.
"It's been kind of dead for awhile though." Sora mumbled.
"When was the last time you had sex?"
"Two months ago, and that was because a co-worker covered our shifts."
"Was it really two months ago, Riku? I feel sort of bad now." Sora stopped blushing and looked at Riku.
"Yes, but the attempts outnumber the times we've had sex." Riku said sounding displeased.
"How many times, Riku, Sora?"
"Well, there was yesterday in the cave, and this morning before breakfast-" Sora counted using his finger.
"Thirty times in two weeks." Riku said with a slight twitch in his eyes.
The doctor was taken back and couldn't help but let her jaw drop.
"You know the exact number, Riku?" Sora asked now scratching his arm.
"Sora, I remember each time because the agony I had to go through. The hand just doesn't pull it off-"
"I understand." The doctor cut off Riku.
She was slightly blushing, which was pretty unethical. She had an excuse; she was new at her job. At least this couple wasn't insulting each other and didn't have weird powers.
"Sora, what have you done to try and make time for Riku?" Sora took a second and tried to search his thoughts.
"Well, I tried to have our co-workers…" Sora looked at Riku, who shrugged at him
"But they can't get the job done like we do."
"Yet you had time for this appointment?" The doctor jotted some notes down and fixed her glasses.
"Uhh…well, I never thought about that." Sora looked at Riku was cursing to himself.
"This always happens to us! We end up having free time, but we totally forget about it, or we're too tired to do anything."
"Riku, please elaborate on your previous statement."
"Well, last week we ended up spending half the day together alone. Yet we did nothing because the day before we worked too hard exterminating."
"Well Riku, I think I know why you two are making it seem like you don't have time for each other."
"How!?" Both of them asked at the same time.
"You said previously early on in your relationship you had the thrill, the rush of passion of quick meetings. Distance doesn't just make the heart grow fonder, but the body as well. You felt you didn't have time, so you made time work for you. Now that you have time, you two feel you are lacking the thrill and fun you had before to now. You're trying to convince yourself you don't have time, hoping you can get that thrill back. Am I getting close?"
The two keyblade wielders looked at each other then at the doctor.
"You see, you could have easily just gone to the bathroom before this appointment and had sex in one of the bathroom stalls. Not that I'm condoning it, but in your case I think it would be okay."
"Doctor?"
"Yes Riku?"
"Can we borrow your office?"
The doctor gave a slight smirk and let out a small chuckle.
"Of course." The doctor said as she got up from her chair and walked towards the door, leaving a smirking Riku and a blushing Sora.
"Why didn't we think of that before…?" Sora looked at Riku who just shrugged.
"Your appointment for tomorrow has been filled." The secretary said as the doctor walked past her.
"That's good, do they happen to be normal this time?"
"Umm…well their names are Zexion and Demyx." The secretary said a bit wearily.
"Good, I hate normal; normal is so boring and trite these days."
"Plus…I seem to get more money out of the 'eccentric ones'." The doctor concluding to her nodding secretary.
A load thump was heard and everyone in the office shot their heads towards the office door.
"Riku…you're going too fast! It hurts!" A moaning Sora yelled as the door broke from its hinges and fell onto the ground.
He then hissed since his back hit the ground because of the door.
"Most people usually complain about it being too slow!" Riku yelled at him blushing a bit.
"Uhmm!" The doctor said trying to bring both of the boys back into reality.
They both looked at the doctor and then at themselves. Sora looked absolutely mortified and quickly rolled to leave his prior position. Riku got up and pulled Sora's arm to get him inside the office.
"Sorry" he said as he stuck out his head after entering the office.
"…your office is going to be busy the rest of the day, isn't it?" The secretary asked meekly.
"Yeah, and make sure you charge them for that door."
"Alright, anything else, doctor?"
"Remind me to make the office sound proof one day." The doctor said as she heard Sora and Riku through the paper thin walls.
I'm happy yet feel a little down on myself for this one. I like making couples mad at each other, but with Riku and Sora I can't really picture them doing what Axel and Roxas were doing. Next time is Demyx and Zexion, and this is going to be the best, I'm pretty sure. I'm oustoundied by all the reviews, truly! I'm shocked people like this. Alright, so let's review and I'll love some suggestions for chapter four. I'm thinking Cloud and Leon, Saix and Xemnas, or Larxene and Marluxia. (whoa! A straight couple!)
