Chapter 2: Rules, Regulations and Friday Nights

A/N: A review! Hallelujah! Now Guest, I know that stuff about Kisame, but he is stuck with a teenage girl, so it should make sense he doesn't know how to deal with the puberty hormones. And the rest of you: why you no leave no reviews? *puppy eyes*

Itachi: SHUT UP AUTHOR! I'm stuck as a weasel so the least YOU could do is be patient with the readers.

Whatever, really. I hope you enjoy watching me get dressed from your little cage weasel.

Itachi: SHUT UP!

NEVER!

Hidan: Damn bitch is scary, but she's got a nice bo-(tentacles wrap around mouth)

Kakuzu: Shut it! You'll spoil the chapter!

Thank you Kakuzu *hands over 30 000 ryo*, now on with the story!

Disclaimer: I own nothing of Naruto!

Where were we? Ah yes, the part where Pein was annoyed.

"So she didn't even give you a hint as to WHAT her name is?" Kakuzu asked. The shark in question shook his head after he calmed down from the scare of his life. Everyone sighed in defeat. I mean, they're stuck with a teenage girl for crying out loud! None of them have been near kids in YEARS! And a teenager that was busy with that-time-of-the-month is scary as shit, I should know because that's how I am.

"Can Tobi make a suggestion?" The masked man asked as he lifted his hand in the air like a child. Pein nodded pinching the bridge of his nose in frustration. "Tobi doesn't think girl-chan likes Kisame-san that's why she didn't give her name when he asked. Can Tobi go try?"

"NO!" Came eight shouts from the others.

"You stupid lollipop, she will kill you! Let Hidan go, he's the least likely to even get killed." Kakuzu suggested pointing to the albino that was looking at a statue of some sort of winged creature on the fireplace. It wasn't the statue that got him curious, it was the necklace around it: a skull with diamonds for eyes on a eight-point star.

"Eh!?" Hidan turned around and looked at Kakuzu. "If she fucking won't answer Kisame, what makes you fucking think she'll fucking answer me?!" He yelled, outraged that Kakuzu would just throw him to the dragon (Zea).

"SHE will not give her name to the likes of the Akatsuki." Came a small voice from the doorway. All the heads in the room turned to see a sight they could not believe. Zea standing there in just a towel, the other towel drying her hair. She stopped, her left arm coming into view, and just stood there. 3. 2. 1.

"GAAAHHH!" Hidan, Kisame and Tobi received nosebleeds, flying backwards into the couches, or in Kisame's case the wall. The rest of the Akatsuki (minus Itachi) stared at the blood on the floor in horror, waiting for Zea to start screaming at them. When no screaming came, the Akatsuki looked at Zea in question. She was staring at the blood, not in horror, just staring blankly at it. Though however, she wasn't moving or breathing which concerned Pein.

This actually gave the Akatsuki time to get a better look at her: a short girl with brown hair that reached her waist, brown eyes with little to zero emotion in them, pale skin, long and firm legs, skinny arms, strong neck, long eye lashes, cracked lips with a tear on the bottom one, big breasts (Hidan started drooling, when he got up again), strange long scars on her left arm from the pulse up, a bad case of acne and they couldn't see her curves because of the towel.

After just staring at the blood for ten long minutes, Zea turned and went to her room.

The Akatsuki just stared after her wondering if she was alright. "Why is girl-chan not shouting at us?" Tobi asked, cleaning some left-over blood off his mask with the sleeve of his cloak. The others just shrugged and looked at Hidan.

"I don't fucking know man!" Hidan shouted and went back to staring at the necklace he was looking at earlier, the girl stuck in his mind.

"She doesn't look very good in the health department." Kakuzu said as he remembered the scars, skinny arms and pale-ish skin. Zetsu nodded in agreement.

"Those scars on her arms, I wonder why they're there." Zetsu commented. That caught Hidan's attention because he didn't notice them.

"Fucking scars you say?" Hidan asked as he turned to look at Zetsu, then the hall, then the necklace he was looking at. Coming to a conclusion, the albino frowned and started pacing.

"What is it, Hidan?" Pein asked, he was growing more and more annoyed with the day. The albino was actually being serious for once, which made Kakuzu question his own sanity. Hidan suddenly stopped and hit himself in the head.

"She fucking cuts herself out of depression!" With each sentence Hidan hit himself. "She doesn't want to fucking feel the pain. That fucking girl has problems that concern her fucking emotions."

"That makes sense." Pein said as he went into thought. "She didn't give us her name, age, and told us to follow the rules she gave. Basically we're in a different world, and if we want to survive here until we can find a way back to ours, we have to stay here and-"

"And help her." Konan said, cutting Pein off. Pein glared at the blue haired woman next to him and continued his sentence, the rest of the Akatsuki (minus Itachi) waiting for orders.

"Yes, Konan, thank you. Now, Hidan, since you've figured out what is wrong, you will go talk to her."

"No fucking way!" Hidan yelled.

"And why not?" Pein asked, glaring.

"In case any of you haven't fucking noticed, she doesn't fucking like guys all too fucking much." Hidan said folding his arms in-front of his chest.

~with Zea~

She stepped into her room, still in a daze from seeing blood again since a week ago from when she saw her own, and started getting dressed for work. Forgetting completely about the weasel in the cage just 1 meter away from her wardrobe, Zea opened the door and pulled out her outfit of choice for work: a black leather jacket, white button-up shirt, light blue jeans with small rips on the knees, and high-heeled black-leather boots. After finishing drying her hair, Zea pulled off the towel (Itachi the weasel getting a nosebleed while staring at the naked girl with wide weasel-eyes) and started getting dressed, the incident with blood still fresh in her eyes.

"Blood...it's been a while since I've seen my own...maybe just a bit longer without it...just until I get home again..." Zea mumbled as old and new memories started flooding her mind. Painful, emotional memories. Ignoring each and every one of her memories, she finished getting dressed, grabbed her folder and black pen, and headed out the door, locking her room on the way out.

"I'm going out, don't follow me." Zea said so softly that the Akatsuki barely heard her. Her heels making a clicking sound as she went out the door, locking it and leaving the criminals alone.

~with the gods~

"She is so depressed..." Athena said as she watched the girl closely.

-one week later Friday-

A week, one solemn, sad, dark, scary week later the Akatsuki found themselves in the living-room of the small apartment, again. Since Monday the girl has been ignoring and avoiding them at all costs, leaving food for them in the mornings when she left to go to wherever it is she usually went to. But today was Friday, and she was still avoiding them.

Kisame was getting annoyed, Pein was grumpy (as per usual), Konan was bored, Kakuzu was broke (Zea took his money from him when he was sleeping on Tuesday morning), Zetsu was hungry, Tobi was for once not hyper (uh-oh), Hidan was thinking (oh gods...what now?), Deidara wanted to blow something up but feared that the girl would kill him and Itachi was still a weasel. So basically, everyone was bored as shit in a pile of daisies. How lovely.

"That's it! I've had enough of this girl, first she takes my money then she avoids us like the plague! I'm going to get answers out of her even if it kills me!" Kakuzu shouted heading for the front door, intent on finding the girl and getting answer, and possibly his money, out of her. He only got to open the door before he froze at it.

There, in front of him was the girl he was intent on questioning, and she was... crying. Zea just shoved past him, knocking the miser to the floor, and fled to her room. Moments of silence passed, no one made a move or noise since Kakuzu's outburst and the girl's fleeing.

Hidan was the first to speak, breaking the silence like a shattered glass. "What the fuck?! She was crying?!" The got everyone to start talking creating a ruckus, but that didn't last long as a crash was heard. Now dear readers, the Akatsuki have had experiences with crashes, and they didn't end well. So, the curious and furious Akatsuki set out to 'investigate' what could have possibly caused the noise.

~in Zea's room~

After running past Kakuzu and into her room, Zea threw down her bags from school and fell on her knees, letting tears flow freely down her already red face. "Why couldn't they just leave me alone? They saw I was not in any mood to deal with them. Why couldn't they leave me be for an hour? That's all I needed..." And now we get back to the weasel that has been forgotten about.

A creak and a crack and a bing-bang-boom and the weasel was a weasel again! (Weasel turned to Itachi.) Zea however, didn't notice this as she was in such a depressed state that she completely ignored the world around her. Itachi was just shocked and excited that he was human again.

"Excuse me?" Itachi said, but his words fell on deaf ears.

"They could have left me alone. Just for a day then they could start again. But no, I need to be bullied every second of the day. I can't handle everything..." Zea reached inside her jacket and pulled out a pencil sharpener, plus an old roll of bandages. Itachi looked at the items with curiosity, but turned his attention back to the girl on the floor. She had taken off her blazer, that's when he first noticed them, the scars. Sure Itachi had seen her without clothes for a week, but he never had a chance to get a good look at her.

"Girl, answer me, stop what you're doing and answer me." Itachi said sitting in front of her holding her by the wrists, Sharingan activated. Zea's face lifted to look at him and he saw, with his Sharingan, the sorrow and pain in her eyes. Cheeks swollen red from tears and eyes red, Zea smiled a small, sad smile and collapsed into Itachi's arms, unconscious.

Itachi just sat there not knowing what to do, then he heard a knock on the door followed by a voice he hadn't heard in a while. "Hey girl, the fuck are you doing in there? Open this fucking door or I swear I'll break it down!" Came Hidan's loud voice from the other side. Itachi picked the girl up gently and placed her on the bed, moving to open the door for Hidan.

~On the other side of the door~

The Akatsuki (minus Itachi) stood outside the door waiting for it to be opened. Then it came, the door was unlocked and it opened to reveal none other than Itachi himself.

"Hidan, please be quiet, the girl is sleeping." He turned to Pein. "We need to talk." Pein stepped into the room and Itachi closed the door, leaving the other stunned member to figure out what the fuck they just saw.

~In the room~

Itachi moved to sit on the bed while Pein just stood by the door. "Itachi, where have you been? Why is she unconscious? What the hell is going on?!" Pein yelled, frustrated. Itachi held a finger to his lips to silence the leader when Zea stirred.

"First let me ask, what is her name?"

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A/N: That's it for this chappie, anyway. I hope you like the cliffhanger!

R&R