Okay, here's the second chapter. Please read, review, and enjoy.

"So, any of you girls dating yet?" Panty asked as she, Viridi, Phosphora, Pandora, Medusa, and Gaol sat around the table. It was their weekly girl's day off. Palutena usually shows up, but couldn't make it due to some business at Skyworld.

"I'm not into dating." Medusa said as she read a book.

"Me neither." Viridi chipped in.

"I'm more of a free spirit." Pandora said.

"What's the wait? There's only so many rides on the merry-go-round." Panty said teasingly.

"Uh, hello? We're goddesses. We've got all the time in the world for dating." Viridi said. "Besides, I didn't think you'd care much with your whole sex-with-no-strings policy."

"Can't a girl be curious?" Panty asked. Then she turned to look at Phosphora and Gaol. "What about you two?"

"Magnus and I are dating." Gaol said.

"He sounds hot." Panty said.

"I'll admit, he is. We've been friends since childhood. And no we're not having sex."

"Hey, it's your life. You do what you want." Panty said as she turned to a slighly blushing Phosphora. "Come on Phosphora. I know someone as sexy as you has to have a boyfriend."

"Well okay. I'm dating Dark Pit." Phosphora replied.

"Hey, I thought you had a crush on Pit." Viridi chimed in.

"Pit's cute and all, but Dark Pit's a bit sexier." Phosphora said.

"Who the fuck is Dark Pit?" Panty asked, interrupting the conversation.

"He's Pit's twin if you want to call it that." Medusa said.

"Pit's got a twin?"

"Hey, how do you know Pit?" Viridi asked.

"Oh, I didn't tell you? I went out with him on a date a week ago." Panty replied as she filed her nails. But the only answer she recieved was stunned silence as the girls stared at Panty as if she'd lost her mind. Even Medusa put her book down to join in the staring. After a few minutes, Panty grew irritated and asked. "Did I say something wrong or somethin'?"

"Could you run that by us again, cause it sounded like you said you were dating Pit. " Viridi finally said.

"Yeah I am. That a fucking problem?"

"You mean, brown hair?" Phosphora asked.

"Blue eyes?" Pandora chimed in.

"Looks like a kid?" Medusa asked.

"Acts like a dork?" Viridi asked.

"That Pit?" The girls asked in unison.

"You know anyone else named Pit?" Panty asked.

Another round of silence filled the air before it was broken by uproarious laughter. Even stoic Medusa couldn't help but burst out into laughter. The thought of Pit dating someone, especially someone like Panty was just too much to comprehend. Panty's eyes narrowed as she grew irritated again. "Did I miss a fucking joke or something?"'

"Pit's dating someone? Must be a sign of the apocalypse." Medusa chuckled.

"So, you cheated on him Panty?" Viridi asked.

"No. You'd really think I'd do that to the guy?"

"Oh please Panty. Knowing you, you've probably got three guys on the side." Phopshora said.

"I won't deny it. But not this time."

"Sure... I give you a few weeks and you'll be wrapped around the arms of another guy." Viridi said. "Well I've gotta go. Cause I've got to ask Pit myself." And with that, Viridi disappeared in a flash of petals.

"Wait for me!" Phosphora said as she herself disappeared in a flash of lighning.

"Okay... what the fuck was that?" Panty said as she scratched her head.


Pit, Dark Pit, and some of the fighters in Light Vs Dark were at the park. Like the girls had their weekly outing, the boys had their weekly basketball game. Even Magnus joined in when his schedule allowed it. After playing for three hours, the boys stopped to take a break. "So, I heard Palutena set you up on a blind date." Dark Pit said with a chuckle.

"Wow, you do one thing in Skyworld and the rumor spreads like wildfire." Pit said. "So what's wrong with that?"

"You dating. Nuff said." Dark Pit replied.

"This from the guy dating Phosphora." Pit retorted.

"Touche. So, can I ask who's the unlucky girl who has to put up with you?" Dark Pit asked.

"If you must know, I'm dating someone named Panty Anarchy. Pit said. The answer he recieved was silence from everyone around him. The silence lasted for a few more moments before Dark Pit broke the silence with another question. "Wait. Panty Anarchy? Blond hair, blue eyes, enough language to make a sailor blush? That Panty Anarchy?"

"You know anyone else named after underwear?" Pit asked.

In response, Dark Pit did something completely unexpected. He and the boys burst out into laughter. Dark Pit in particular was practically rolling on the floor with tears rolling down his eyes. The laughter lasts for a few more moments before he finally regained control of himself. "Oh, Pit. I feel sorry for you."

"Okay, I've never heard you laugh like that before. It's disturbing. And what's so funny?"

"You're dating Panty Anarchy. That's not funny, that's hysterical." Dark Pit replied.

"So it's true!" A female voice shouted. The boys turned their heads to see Viridi and Phosphora walk toward them. "How'd you two get here?" Dark Pit asked.

"Scene cut." Viridi replied. "But that's not important. So, you're really dating Panty Anarchy?"

"Well, it was Lady Palutena who set up the date. There's something wrong?" Pit asked.

"Oh my God Pit. Or, oh my Me rather. I thought you had better taste than that." Viridi said as she facepalmed.

"And I thought Palutena had better sense than that." Dark Pit added.

"She's setting you up for heartbreak dude." One of the fighters said.

Pit eventually reached the end of his patience and shouted "Okay, there are five things I don't like: Reapers, Ornes, Eggplant Wizards, Tempura Wizards, and being locked out of the loop. And you guys are doing that. So what is so wrong with me dating Panty?!"

"I guess you never heard about her reputation." Viridi said

"What reputation?" Pit asked.

"Her reputation for sleeping around." Phosphora said.

"What?" Pit asked again, stunned by the revelation

"It's true. She even claimed to have fucked 100 men." Viridi replied. "You're just the latest in a long line of men she's slept with."

"Yeah, ask anyone in Skyworld and in the Overworld and they'll probably tell you they've met Panty in some way." One of the fighters said.

"You're probably just another notch on the bedpost to her." Dark Pit said. "And once she has your virginity, you'll be just another memory to her."

"Okay guys. Don't you think it's rude to spread rumors?" Pit finally said. "A bad reputation doesn't mean she's a bad person."

"And how do you know that?" Dark Pit asked.

"You're my 'dark side' but you're not a bad person are you?" Pit asked back.

"Only because you broke the Mirror of Truth before the process was complete." Dark Pit retorted.

"Details." Pit snapped. "The point I'm trying to make is just because someone seems bad doesn't mean they are bad."

"Oh Pit." Viridi sighed. "Ever the idealist yet dating the most promiscuous person in Skyworld."

"It's not about being an idealist." Pit began. "I just don't think it's right to judge someone based on repuation alone."

"Well, if you don't believe us, then ask her." Phosphora teased.

"Okay, I will." And with that, Pit walked away.


Panty was still sitting at the table. Pandora and Medusa had left eariler so she was just by herself. She was just about to leave until she saw Pit walking toward her. "Pit. You never call. You never write. I'm thinking somebody murdered you."

"Wishful thinking." Pit replied. "Hey, can I ask you something?"

"What?" she asked with a raised eyebrow.

"I heard a rumor about you and I thought I'd ask about it."

"It's probably true." Panty said.

"So you're really... slept with 100 men?" Pit asked. He didn't like to curse.

"Yep." Panty replied quickly, and she didn't look ashamed of it either.

"But why?" Pit asked. He wasn't angry about it, just curious.

"Cause I just wanna fuck and have fun and not be tied down." Panty replied.

"But what's wrong with a relationship?" Pit asked.

"Relationships are time wasters. I mean, why spend all that time getting to know someone when you could just skip straight to the fucking? Besides, that's what most men want: Sex with no strings." Panty replied.

"I guess that's true. It would be fun to just have sex and leave it at that, but that's just half the fun. Relationships are about finding that special someone and being with them forever. I mean, what about when you get older? I'm sure you'll want someone to spend your golden years with. Besides I'm not that type of person."

"Oh please." Panty said as she walked closer to him. "I bet you be sporting some serious wood when you think about me."

"What does wood have to do with this?" Pit asked.

"You seriously don't know what that means?" Panty asked. Pit just continued to stare at her like a confused animal. "It means your dick gets big, dumbass."

"What?! Ew! It doesn't do that!" Pit protested with a blush spread across his face.

"Oh really?" Panty asked, fegining innocence. She then suddenly got on his lap with her hands wrapped around his neck and began grinding against him. "I bet when you're alone you jerk off thinking about what It'd be like to have that dick inside me, don't you?" she asked as she continued grinding agianst him.

"Panty, please! I'm not that type of person!" Pit protested again. Panty stopped grinding to stare at Pit. "You're such a fucking prude. Good thing you're so cute."

"I'm not a prude, Panty. I'm just not a pervert either." Pit replied.

"So, if I asked you to kiss me, would you?"

"Yeah." Pit said.

"Yeah right." Panty said.

"What, you don't think I would?" Pit asked.

"You're too much of a pussy." Panty replied with a dissmissive wave of her hand.

"I am not!"

"Oh, yeah? Prove it." The next thing Panty felt were Pit's hands gripping the side of her face and their lips crashing together in a deep kiss. Panty let out a moan, rarely one to hold anything back. The kiss lasts for a few more minutes before he finally breaks it off. "What do you think?" Pit said with a cocky smile.

"Wow... "Panty trailed off. "Congratulations, that was your first kiss." The statement caused Pit's eyes to widen to his hairline as he realized that Panty was right. He had just kissed a girl for the first time, and the stranger part? He actually enjoyed it! All he could do was stare at Panty. "Pussycat got your tounge?" she asked. But she still didn't recieve an answer. "Well, when you find your voice, here's my adress if you ever wanna visit." She then slipped him a piece of paper and planted another kiss on his cheek before leaving.

Pit meanwhile continued to zone out before finally coming to his senses. "Okay Pitoo, you can come out now." he said. And as if on cue, Dark Pit, Viridi, and Phosphora appeared from the bush behind Pit. "How'd you know it was us.?" Viridi asked.

"First rule of Genre Savvy: Stay Genre Savvy." Pit replied. "That and I could smell your perfume."

"So, how was the first kiss, Romeo?" Phosphora teased.

"It felt weird, but satisfying." Pit said as he walked away.

"See girls, this is what happens when you leave an angel to sort out his puberty issues." Dark Pit said.


Whew! Longest chapter ever. Next one'll be up soon.