Okay, this chapter really only works if I do them at separate episodes, so Buffy's P.O.V. is after "Hell's Bells" and Spike's P.O.V. is during "Crush" when he makes Harmony dress up as Buffy.

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Fantasy: Gratifying frustrated desires by imaginary achievements.

Buffy's P.O.V.

Is there an actual law that states that I cannot kill humans?

Seriously, is there???

'Cause I seriously want to break the head of Spike's date. Maybe I could just maim her, disfigure her a little.

Or a lot.

But I can't. Because she's "human."

Waitaminute.

Since when does Spike date humans?

I bet she's actually a vampire. Which means I can stake her, maim her, or otherwise torture or permanently disfigure her.

These are the little things that get me through the day.

First, I can slowly pull her nails out. Then I can break her fingers one by one. Then I can shave her hair off bit by bit. Then, when she's in so much pain she can't stand it, I will slowly, oh so slowly, cut her head off.

If she is a vampire.

Which she probably is.

I mean, Spike doesn't like humans.

Except for me.

He still likes me, right?

Why am I getting all stalker-possessive of him anyways?

Not like I actually like him.

He was just a distraction.

And I'm done with that now.

So why am I fantasizing about killing his date?

Because she's a danger to Sunnydale!

Do you really think she's a vampire?

And there we go again. Stupid voice. Leave me alone

The first sign of insanity is talking to yourself.

Ughhhhhhh.

Spike's P.O.V.

She doesn't act like Buffy.

She doesn't sound like Buffy.

She doesn't even look like Buffy.

But that's fine. It's all I have right now.

I can't believe I'm reduced…to this.

To screwing Harmony, dressed like Buffy, so that I can imagine, for a little while, that it is actually her.

But it's not her.

It will never be her.

It is always the same with me and the bloody women I love.

I love them…but they don't love me.

Even Dru never loved me the same way I loved her.

And Harmony…Harmony doesn't even count. I don't even like Harmony. All the stupid bint can talk about is fashion and Paris.

I'm such a bloody wanker.

Dru saw it coming. And it's just too bleedin' ironic, innit?

My ex saw what I couldn't.

Always knew there was a reason Angelus kept her around.

Poofter.

I might've had a fighting chance with Buffy if not for him.

Who am I kidding, I know I wouldn't.

So that's why I'll never tell her, and just live the dream and try to pretend that it's not Harmony.

Try to pretend that it's Buffy.

Okay, I know. Really short. Forgive me. I do not know how to have Buffy fantasize about Spike, so I just made her fantasize about killing his date. ducks flying objects I'm sorry!