Author's note: This shows you the other side of the story and this leaves you off with a small cliffhanger.
Sarge walked over to Simmons with his shotgun.
"Simmons!"
"Yes sir?"
"Start up the warthog, we're going for a ride."
"Yes sir!"
Simmons started up the warthog, but smoke rose from the back.
"Why isn't it starting?" Sarge asked.
"Seems like the engine is clogged up."
Simmons went over to the engine. He kneeled down and he looked.
"I can't see anything."
Simmons went under the warthog.
"Ooh. Sarge, you're not going to like this."
"What is it?"
"There is melted oreos everywhere!"
That could only mean one thing: Grif.
"Donut!" Sarge yelled "Get me Grif!"
"Okay!"
Simmons examined the Oreos.
Donut came with Grif.
"Wanted something?" Grif asked.
Sarge aimed his shotgun.
"Tell me exactly why the warthog is clogged up with OREOS!"
"Oh, um, yeah. You see…"
"You see Grif. I didn't make and assemble that warthog. It was Lopez."
"Oh."
"LOPEZ!"
"[Tú me querías?]" (You wanted me?)
"You see Lopez, Grif here wanted to snack in the warthog and he got Oreos EVERYWHERE IN THE SYSTEM!"
"[Oreos ? Eso ni siquiera es la cosa más estúpida que ustedes han hecho.] (Oreos? That's not even the stupidest thing you guys have done.)
Lopez aimed his rifle at Grif. Grif dropped his gun and he raised his hands.
"What? Why kill me?"
Church looked through his sniper and he saw Lopez and Sarge beating Grif.
"Looks like Grif did something." Church said.
"He must've pushed something into the warthog."
"Bow chicka bow wow." Tucker said behind Church.
"Hey Church?" Caboose asked through the radio.
"What?"
"Junior and Carolina are playing a fun game."
"Ok?"
"Also O'Malley is gone."
"What!?"
Tucker saw something was up.
"What's happening?"
Church looked at Tucker.
"Omega is gone,"
Caboose watched Carolina and Junior fist fight for fun.
"Caboose." Church said over the radio.
"Yes?"
"Get in Sheila, we're going to red base."
"Ok! Hey Junior and mean lady Carolina, umm. O'Malley is gone. So Sheila and I are going to go and go to red base, thanks bye!"
Caboose left and he went to Sheila.
Sarge stopped hitting Grif.
"Hey Sarge?" Donut said.
"What?"
"There is a tank coming."
"Are you sure?"
A big rocket blew up behind Donut.
"Yeah."
Sarge and the reds scattered into the base. Sarge ran and threw himself into his bunk.
"What do we do?" Simmons asked.
"We use Grif as a human shield. And then you run but I watch as Grif gets blown up by the tank!"
"Great plan! May I suggest we pin him to-."
Sarge cut Simmons off.
"Ah, save it. That's the Grif way out."
"Excuse me?" Grif asked.
"We needed another word for fat, lazy, stupid, someone who is an accident of nature… Should I go on?" Sarge asked.
"Oh yes sir! Whatever it is it'll be brilliant!"
Then the reds heard a voice.
"Come out! We're not going to blow you all up." They all heard Church said.
"Yeah, blow up!" They heard Tucker start.
"Bow Chicka Honk Honk."
"Like father like alien!"
Lopez peeked out of the red base's door. Lopez looked at Sarge and nodded. The reds went out. Donut quickly grabbed his diary to write stuff down.
"What do you want you dirty blues?" Sarge asked.
Church walked to the reds.
"Where are you O'Malley?"
"Whoa!" Grif yelled.
Simmons looked at Sarge.
"Should we activate protocol "O'Malley leave?"
"Yes!" Sarge aimed his shotgun at Grif and he fired. Grif fell.
"Ow!"
Donut stopped writing and then he fell on his side.
"Help! The voice! It's mean!"
All of the reds and blues aimed their guns at Donut.
"Get out O'Malley!" Church yelled.
Tucker put the side of the sword above Donut's neck.
"Honk honk, honk honk, honk honk BLARGH!" Junior chanted.
"I don't know how I got in here!" Donut said evilly.
"Blargh?"
"Then how did you get into Donut?" Simmons asked.
"I found an A.I intercepting with Doc. So I tried to get rid of it. But the A.I pushed in and I bounced to Donut." He said.
Tucker put his sword back into his holster.
"Then where is Doc?" Tucker asked.
Junior looked behind him and up.
"BLARGH!" He yelled.
"There's a ship!?" Tucker yelled.
The reds and blues looked up to where Junior was looking. There was a covenant phantom on fire. And it was heading their direction
"Carolina? Can you help us with this?" Church asked through his radio.
Grif got up from the ground all dizzy. Carolina came from blue base with Washington.
"What is it?" Carolina asked.
The ship then collapsed on Carolina. She tried to get away put her chest down was under the ship. She was knocked out.
The phantom's doors opened. Out came some grunts and an elite with a sword. The covenant looked at the reds and blues.
"Ah! Run for your lives!" Tucker yelled. The grunts fired at them. The reds and blues hid in red base. Washington hid behind the phantom.
Sarge hid behind Grif, who was pinned to the wall.
"Sarge, how is this a good idea?" Grif asked.
"You die, I run."
Simmons was being a suck-up like usual.
"Perfect plan sir!"
A grunt entered the room. Simmons was inside a box. Junior and Tucker hid under Sarge's bunk. Donut and Lopez hid on the top of the base. Church was on the top bunk of Sarge's bunk. Caboose was still in the tank.
"Sheila?" Caboose asked.
"Yes Caboose?"
"Should we help them?"
"Yes."
"Ok. What should we do?"
"I auto lock onto the grunts. And I fire."
"Yeah! I love that plan! And I'll distract them!"
Caboose got out of the tank.
"Ok Caboo… Wait. No!"
Caboose went over to the rest of the grunts.
"Hey! Why don't you pick on someone your own size!?"
The grunts aimed their guns.
Sheila aimed her cannon and fired. The grunts flew and they landed and went limp.
"I am Caboose! The covenant destroyer!"
"I have to go and save them! But how?"
Sheila drove over to Caboose.
"That's your decision."
"I must go and kill the grunt!"
"Affirmative."
"I'll go out there.."
"Negative."
"With my anger."
"Negative."
"Use Freckles and kill the Elite."
"Negative.
"And Church will be my best friend!"
"What?"
"Thanks Sheila!"
Caboose thought about kittens with spikes. He became angry.
"ARRRGHHHH!" He yelled angrily.
He ran towards red base.
The grunt walked through the base.
"Junior…" Tucker whispered.
"Blargh?" Junior asked.
"On three, you're going to jump onto the grunt and then I stab him. Okay?"
"Honk."
"Ok. 1, 2, GO!"
Junior crawled out from under the bed and he jumped onto the grunt.
"Ahh! Why is there an aqua elite tackling me?" The grunt yelled.
Tucker drew his sword and he crawled out from the bottom.
"Hello little grunt. STAB!"
Tucker stabbed the grunt.
"It's ok Junior."
"Blargh! Blargh!"
The reds and blues came out from their hiding places.
"Nice job guys!"
"Honk!"
Washington looked out from the side of the phantom. He went to the door of the phantom. The elite was inside. Wash grabbed his knife and he then snuck behind the elite.
The elite turned around and he saw Washington. He swung his sword at Wash. Wash leaned back. Wash leaped at the elite and he tried to stab his head. The elite dodged and was instead stabbed in the arm. He kicked Wash back and he tried to stab at Wash's heart. But Wash tried to dodge but was stabbed in the right side of his chest. Wash fell back.
"CHARGE!" Sarge yelled.
The reds and the blues fired their weapons at the elite. The elite's shield came down. The elite activated his light shield. Junior used his Carbine and he fired at the shield and it depleted. The elite leaped behind of the phantom.
Caboose then came running and he Spartan charged the elite. The elite flew backwards and went limp.
"I am Michael J. Caboose. And I… Hate… BIG SLIMY MEAN ALIENS!"
Washington groaned in pain. Caboose carried him to blue base. O'Malley had returned to Doc.
"Doc? Will he survive?"
"Yes Caboose."
Then O'Malley's voice came.
"Yes is another word for biting the dust."
"1, 2, 3, NOW!" Simmons yelled.
The reds lifted up the front of the pelican while Grif cheered them on. Lopez grabbed Carolina and dragged her out. The reds dropped it.
Lopez carried her to Doc.
"Ooh! Another patient! Muhahaha. That means more holes to bury. Muahaha."
Junior drew the sword he got from the elite. He then sliced the stand open.
"Ooh! Slice and Dice!" Church said.
"Yeah, slice and dice. Bow chicka bow wow."
"I'm going into Doc to see what the problem with O'Malley is." Church said.
"Okay! Come back this time!" Caboose said.
"Well, here goes nothing."
