Alright, now for rules 16-30!
Rule #16: Twilight is forever banned
(I have met real vampires)
(They do not sparkle)
Rule #17: Mistletoe is only allowed during the Christmas season
(Clint covered the rec room ceiling with the stuff)
(He wanted to get a picture of Steve kissing someone)
(In the end he ended up kissing Zoey)
(The looks on their faces!)
(I have blackmail on Clint now)
Rule #18: Tony is not allowed to give advice
(Especially to Steve or Thor)
Rule #19: Whoever is stealing Thor's pop tarts knock it off
(He ransacked every room in the tower looking for them)
(Natasha nearly killed him when he went into her room)
Rule #20: Do not tell Steve he needs to get laid
(For the record, I was not the one who told him this)
(Surprisingly, it was Zoey and Natasha)
(Steve went red and wouldn't stop stuttering)
(Me and Clint couldn't stop laughing)
Rule #21: The Powerpuff Girls show is not to be watched with Tony
(He tried to make Chemical X)
(That was a scary day)
Rule #22: Opposite Day is banned unless you let people know beforehand
(I started acting like Natasha and Natasha acted like me)
(We freaked out the boys when I came in wearing a black SHIELD suit and Nat came in wearing a red and yellow dress)
Rule #23: No beauty contests
(Me, Natasha and Zoey)
(I was gonna win...)
(Then Loki turned himself into a woman)
(Needless to say, all the other Avengers voted for him/her)
(Except Thor)
(He voted for Zoey)
Rule #24: No adjusting the thermostat
(I'm looking at you Loki)
(Dude, not everyone can live at -10 degrees!)
Rule #25: Never use Steve's shield as a frisbee
(Guilty as charged)
(I threw it and it hit Bucky, bounced off him and hit Loki)
(I ran to Germany and stayed with Nightcrawler)
(They couldn't find me for three months!)
Rule #26: The song 'Caramelldansen' is banned
(Clint and Thor couldn't stop humming it)
(It was funny at first)
(Then it got annoying)
Rule #27: The following horror movies are banned-
-Silent Hill
(Dude!)
(Even Bucky was freaked!)
(And he used to be the Winter Soldier!)
-The Conjuring
(I ended up spending the night with Natasha)
(So did Clint...)
-Carrie
(Funny enough, Jean Grey visited the next day)
(Thor, Loki and Bucky avoided her like the plague)
(It took two weeks to convince them she wasn't gonna hurt them)
Rule #28: The song Missing by Evanescence is banned
("Even though I'm the sacrifice
You won't try for me, not now
Though I'd die to know you love me
I'm all alone
Isn't someone missing me?")
(They thought I was suicidal)
Rule #29: Don't anger Bucky
(He will go 'Winter Soldier' on you)
(For the love of God!)
(We are trying to get rid of the Winter Soldier!)
(Not bring him back!)
Rule #30: No playing Truth or Dare
(Nobody picks Truth anymore)
(Me)("Steve, I dare you to kiss Natasha")
(He went twenty shades of red)
(Tony)("Zoey, I dare you to prank call you brother.")
(She gladly did it)
(She deepened her voice and said "I know who you are")
(We had a hard time keeping in our laughter)
(Especially when Superman began yelling into the phone)
(He was demanding to know who it was)
(Natasha)("Clint, kiss Zoey)
(When he didn't do it at first, she rolled her eyes and kissed him on the cheek)
(I laughed so hard)
And that's numbers 16-30! I'm open to ideas if you have any!
