To iwishmynamewasalex: You are in this chapter! Your name is Alex! You've all been waiting for…………………… CHAPTER 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Iggy: What's with the laughing?
Row-Row: If you must know, it's just fun to do.
Iggy: Uh-huh. You are crazy, dude.
Row-Row: I loves you, Iggy!!!! *kisses Iggy*
Iggy: *eyes wide in surprise*
Iggy: What the hell is that!?
Row-Row: *looks* Oh! *giggle* That's just Ashlin! Isn't she hideous?
WOOSH!
Row-Row: Iggy? Where'd ya go? Iggy? Iggy!? IGGY!
Iggy: Ha ha! Loser. *is in the sky*
Row-Row: Iggy, you jerk! *sighs* I just love jerks!
Iggy: Ugg!
Nudge: Uggs? Where? I need a new pair! Ha ha ha ha ha! I just rhymed! LOL!!!
Iggy: Um, Nudge? What's on your shoulder?
Nudge: Edward Cullen's pants.
Row-Row: Edward Cullen? OMC, where there's Edward, there's Jasper!
Nudge: OMC?
Row-Row: Oh, my Carlisle. Anyway, got to go find Jasper and force him into a bag, like I did with Iggy! Oh, and, Iggy? Screw you. I don't like you any more.
Iggy and Nudge fly off
Row-Row: *to tune of We're of to See the Wizard* I'm off to find my Jasper! The wonderful Jasper the vampire!!
Where ever the hell Jasper is
Emmett: What the fuck is that?
Jasper: *Looks* It appears to be a gigantic squirrel.
Edward: It's a girl, dumbo. No, no, two girls!
Emmett: Fan girls?
Edward: *does voo-doo mind reading* Fan girls, alright.
Farther away
Row-Row: My Hot-Vampire senses are tingling!
Alex: OMC, I see them!
Row-Row: OMC, OMC, OMC, OMC!
What will Alex and Row-Row do next? You decide. Seriously!
iwishmynamewasalex: What Cullen boy do you like?
^~Jazpah's Girl~^
