To iwishmynamewasalex: You are in this chapter! Your name is Alex! You've all been waiting for…………………… CHAPTER 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Iggy: What's with the laughing?

Row-Row: If you must know, it's just fun to do.

Iggy: Uh-huh. You are crazy, dude.

Row-Row: I loves you, Iggy!!!! *kisses Iggy*

Iggy: *eyes wide in surprise*

Iggy: What the hell is that!?

Row-Row: *looks* Oh! *giggle* That's just Ashlin! Isn't she hideous?

WOOSH!

Row-Row: Iggy? Where'd ya go? Iggy? Iggy!? IGGY!

Iggy: Ha ha! Loser. *is in the sky*

Row-Row: Iggy, you jerk! *sighs* I just love jerks!

Iggy: Ugg!

Nudge: Uggs? Where? I need a new pair! Ha ha ha ha ha! I just rhymed! LOL!!!

Iggy: Um, Nudge? What's on your shoulder?

Nudge: Edward Cullen's pants.

Row-Row: Edward Cullen? OMC, where there's Edward, there's Jasper!

Nudge: OMC?

Row-Row: Oh, my Carlisle. Anyway, got to go find Jasper and force him into a bag, like I did with Iggy! Oh, and, Iggy? Screw you. I don't like you any more.

Iggy and Nudge fly off

Row-Row: *to tune of We're of to See the Wizard* I'm off to find my Jasper! The wonderful Jasper the vampire!!

Where ever the hell Jasper is

Emmett: What the fuck is that?

Jasper: *Looks* It appears to be a gigantic squirrel.

Edward: It's a girl, dumbo. No, no, two girls!

Emmett: Fan girls?

Edward: *does voo-doo mind reading* Fan girls, alright.

Farther away

Row-Row: My Hot-Vampire senses are tingling!

Alex: OMC, I see them!

Row-Row: OMC, OMC, OMC, OMC!

What will Alex and Row-Row do next? You decide. Seriously!

iwishmynamewasalex: What Cullen boy do you like?

^~Jazpah's Girl~^