I don't own the Fairly Oddparents.


The Valentine's Day

"Well, what are you guys waiting for? Let's get going!"

Cosmo and Wanda then raised their wands in sync, and they were all poofed to Fairy World.


When they arrived in Fairy World, they ended up on the corner of Afro and Disiac, Cupid's house. Cupid lived in the nicest house in Fairy World, it was a huge pink and white mansion, and the whole property was surrounded by a solid gold fence. Naturally, with him being the God of Love, there were hearts all around.

"Wow!" Timmy was awestruck, but Wanda seemed not to mind at all.

"Yeah, that's Cupid for you. Everything's gotta be…"

"FABULOUS!" Cosmo cut her off.

The trio laughed and made their way to the gate.

"Stop! In the name of love! Who goes there?" The voice was that of another cherub, but this time the sound was originating from the small intercom near the gate.

"It's Cosmo, Wanda, and Timmy. Cupid called for us."

There was no response from the intercom, but after a minute the huge gates swung open. When they made it to the front door of the house, it flew open, revealing Cupid himself.

"Hi there!" He greeted.

"Hi Cupid!" Cosmo and Wanda replied.

"Come on in!"

The fairy couple and their godson all moved to go inside. Once inside, Cupid lead them all to a large fireplace with two large cherub statues on either side.

"Hang on a minute." He flew over to one of the statues and flipped its head back, revealing a red, heart shaped button.

As soon as he pressed it, the fire was extinguished and the whole wall opened up to reveal a huge operation room. Cupid flew in then turned to his surprised guests.

"Don't be shy, come on!"

The group obeyed and followed the love god into the room. It was massive. All sorts of screens and control panels lined the walls; all being operated and monitored by cherubs dressed as military personal. In the farthest corner, there was a large door with big red letters that read: CONFIDENTIAL.

Cupid led them to said door and opened it. Inside was a fairly large room, though not nearly as large as the op center, that resembled an office. It had several file cabinets, a large desk with chairs aligned in front of it, and (of course) a coffee maker in the corner. Cupid moved behind the desk and sat down.

"Make yourselves comfy!" He said as he gestured to the three chairs before his desk.

As they moved to sit down, Wanda spoke.

"So Cupid…"

"Yeeees?" He replied as he conjured himself a cup of coffee.

"Why did you need us?"

"Well you see," he stated as he poofed up a large pink file with Cosmo and Wanda's names on the front.

"According to my records, it's your 10,000th Valentine's Day together."

"It is."

"FABULOUS!" Cupid exclaimed. "I haven't had this happen in almost 6,000 years!"

"Had what happen?" Timmy asked.

"Well, the sad truth is, because fairies are immortal, they don't always stay with the same person forever. Seeing the same face every day gets old sometimes, so in several cases, a fairy just re-marries every few millennia."

Cosmo and Wanda shared a glance. They had unfortunately already been exposed to this phenomenon. They'd seen a few of their friends re-marry a couple times, and each time would upset them more than the last.

Timmy looked down, "Wow, I never knew… That's actually really sad."

"Don't get me wrong kid, that's not always the case. There are several couples who have actually meant it when they promised forever on their wedding day, most of them being soul mates. Kinda like them." Cupid finished with a smile and used his thumb to gesture to the boy's godparents.

Cosmo and Wanda smiled at each other. It was almost as if it were choreographed. Wanda got up and walked over to him while Cosmo opened his arms to her. She promptly sat on his lap and buried her face in the crook of his neck, planting a kiss just under his ear. Cosmo smiled and kissed the side of her face in return.

"So," Cupid interrupted their moment. "In honor of your special Valentine's Day, I've taken it upon myself to organize something special for you two." He immediately clapped his hands and the couple was poofed into eveningwear.

"You have reservations at Chez Fairee in 15 minutes. Don't be late."

"What about Timmy?" Wanda asked.

"It's okay Wanda, I'm sure I could live one night without you guys."

"Aww, thanks for letting us have a night off Sport!" She moved to hug him, and he merely shrugged it off.

"Okay, okay. Enough of the mushy stuff. Please poof me home?"

Wanda rolled her eyes and obliged.

"Well, what are we waiting for?" Cosmo asked and looked at her expectantly. "Let's go!"

She grabbed her husband's arm and they raised their wands. Just before they poofed away, they heard Cupid yell out a chipper: "Ta-ta!", and then they were gone.


I audibly laughed to myself while writing some of this. I swear, I make jokes that are only funny to myself... Review!