Chapter 2:
Ed, Al, and Roy sat on the floor fiddling with random things. Ed was playing with his thumbs, Al was playing with his ponytail, and Roy was playing with...HIS BOXERS!!!??
Ed stood up quickly and yelled at Roy. "MUSTANG! PUT YOUR BOXERS BACK ON!! MY LITTLE BROTHER IS IN HERE!!!" he yelled covering Al's eyes.
Roy stuck out his tongue. "Make me!!" he said, already starting to loose his mind from being trapped in the white room for about 3 hours.
Ed's eye twitched. "You're gonna regret that!" Ed said transmuting a stone spike and sending it tword Roy. "Hey! I can use my alchemy!!" Ed said happily.
Roy quickly dodged the spike. "Bring it on, pipsqueak!"
"I'M NOT A PIPSQUEAK!!!" Ed yelled sending more spikes tword Roy.
Roy snapped his fingers, disdinguishing the spikes with his flames.
Al was off to the side cheering Ed on. "Ed! Ed! He's our man! If he can't do it, no one can!!!" he cheered pulling pom-poms out of nowhere and doing flips and kicks.
The fight went on for about an hour or two, both now in hand-to-hand combat. They were also very tierd and non of them were really doing any damage. Ed tried punching Roy in the face but turned out to be a light slap with the fist. Roy send a kick tword Ed but Ed dodged it and collapsed on the floor along with Roy landing beside him from exhaustion. Al was asleep once again, using the pom-poms as pillows and yelling out random stuff in his sleep again.
Ed and Roy layed on their backs looking up at the ceiling. "Stupid!" Ed said.
"Jerk!" Roy countered.
"Useless one!"
"Pipsqueak!"
"Butt-head!"
"Dumb shrimp!"
"Hot head!"
"Ameba!"
Al was drooling and gurgling. "AAAAAHHH!!! MUTANT KITTY!" he yelled in his sleep.
Ed decided to just leave him and his mutant kitty alone. As much as he hated the Colonel right now, he spoke. "We have to find a way out of here! We're gonna starve to death!" he said as his tummy growled really loud.
Roy scratched his head. "Well what do we do? We can't transmute a door and we can't burn down the walls." he said looking up at the bright white ceiling.
Ed sat up. "Maybe we can find a switch or something that can open a door." he said and looked around, walking around and feeling the walls. Nothing. He found nothing, just white walls as if they were trapped in a cube. Ed sat on the ground again and sighed.
Roy closed his eyes, ready to fall asleep. "We'll probably die here. There's no way out."
Ed sighed and closed his eyes. He rolled over and felt something underneath him. He opened his eyes again and sat up, looking down. "Hey! I found something!" he said seeing a little compartment in the floor.
Roy scooted over and opened it, seeing a little remote inside. "What is it?" he asked.
Ed picked it up. "I don't know. Maybe it's our way out!" he said examining it. There were so many buttons on it, but no lables. "I don't know what these buttons do. Maybe if I just pick one...Inie...Menie...Minie...MOE!" he said and pushed a button.
The next thing he knew, they were sitting in the middle of a jungle. "What the--?" Ed said confused.
Roy turned chibi and his eyes widened. "Whoa...How did we get here?"
Ed blinked and looked at the remote. "I don't know...but I have a bad feeling about this!"
