I still don't own South Park. I'm not cool and smart like Trey Parker and
Matt Stone. ;)
~CHEESY POOFS~
(Sung by Eric Cartman, to the tune of "Jingle Bells")
Cheesy Poofs, Cheesy Poofs
They're so full of cheese
I just think they're so damn good
Don't give a fuck if I'm obese
Cheesy Poofs, Cheesy Poofs
I'll eat a whole bag
And if Stan takes them away from me,
Then I'll call him a fag!
*
Sitting on the couch
In front of the TV
Cheesy Poofs in my mouth
They're the best to me.
*
Then my mom comes in
She says in a high pitch,
"Poopy, go play with your friends."
And I say, "NO WAY, BITCH!"
*
'Cuz I love my....
Cheesy Poofs, Cheesy Poofs
They're so full of cheese
I just think they're so damn good
Don't give a fuck if I'm obese
Cheesy Poofs, Cheesy Poofs
I'll eat a whole bag
And if Stan takes them away from me,
Then I'll call him a fag!
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Yo! I made this up in ten minutes in my Spanish class. I decided to do a bunch of these South Park Christmas Carols. I hope you like them! Please R/R!
~CHEESY POOFS~
(Sung by Eric Cartman, to the tune of "Jingle Bells")
Cheesy Poofs, Cheesy Poofs
They're so full of cheese
I just think they're so damn good
Don't give a fuck if I'm obese
Cheesy Poofs, Cheesy Poofs
I'll eat a whole bag
And if Stan takes them away from me,
Then I'll call him a fag!
*
Sitting on the couch
In front of the TV
Cheesy Poofs in my mouth
They're the best to me.
*
Then my mom comes in
She says in a high pitch,
"Poopy, go play with your friends."
And I say, "NO WAY, BITCH!"
*
'Cuz I love my....
Cheesy Poofs, Cheesy Poofs
They're so full of cheese
I just think they're so damn good
Don't give a fuck if I'm obese
Cheesy Poofs, Cheesy Poofs
I'll eat a whole bag
And if Stan takes them away from me,
Then I'll call him a fag!
___________________________________________
Yo! I made this up in ten minutes in my Spanish class. I decided to do a bunch of these South Park Christmas Carols. I hope you like them! Please R/R!
