Evil Laughter

Sum:

Tobi is getting sick of the way Deidara treats him but has to keep his reputation of being 'a good boy' for Zestu-sempai, well, one day he snaps and this time...he's out of control. Rated M for blood, gore, cussing, and character death.

Evil Tobi says: I'm a good boy.

Disclaimers:

Okay, okay, I own Naruto! Yay,

:dies from bullet wound to the heart:

Tobi: Yea…um…she doesn't…

:hides gun and smiles gaily:(1)

Warnings:

May stink like rotten milk,

Cussing/Deidara bashing

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Beta'd?

Nope, you've been warned.

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Chapter One: The Meeting and The Mask

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Last time we found out that Tobi was keeping a secret, a secret that he isn't really a "good boy" like he has everyone thinking. And now someone entered his room leaving a note, Beware, or be killed, on his dresser.

Who gave him that note? How did they get into his locked room?

Clenching the note, he balled it up and threw it into his overfilling trashcan rolling his eye. "I am acting like a girl in a scary movie, bah; I will not be scared over a stupid note. Jeeze," with that he began to clean again when someone knocked on his door, yet again.

'Kami!! Damn-it! Can't a guy be left alone for two seconds?' he thought angrily and answered the door, "Yes?" he asked, "cheerfully". He blinked and saw it was Kisame, "Ah! Kisame-san? What is it? You…look…uh…looked like you saw a ghost! Yea, yeah!" he chuckled, for real really it was strange the fish nin was acting like a fish without water…well…one that needed water.

"Tobi…man, you look good without the mask! 'Side the scars," he gave a horrified looking brunette a toothy grin, "Anyway," he stuck his foot in the door so it wouldn't shut in his face, the mask less boy slammed the door so the shark wouldn't see his face. "Deidara and Pain wanna see you; I'll wait for you to get the mask back on 'kay?"

The said boy nodded and looked at Kisame sadly, "Y-you won't tell anyone will you Kisame-san?"

"Tell anyone what?" from his reply you could tell he was confused.

"That Tobi was mask less!" explained the smaller boy,

"That? Sure, I won't tell. Hurry up, Pain and Deidara will get mad if we don't hurry."

"Y-yes sir!" and with that he closed the door fully and placed his mask on, he looked at himself in the mirror for a split second and swear he saw someone through his window, but when he turned he saw no one and shrugged it off, he went out his cloak on, the hood over his head and locked his door. "Ready Kisame-san?" he asked the blue man,

"Yep, let's go Itachi!" he called for the other boy that was still in his room.

The three boys' went to Pain's room in silence, it was getting too much for Kisame but thankfully he didn't do anything stupid 'cause they got to Pain's room just in time. Smiling to himself he nodded opening the door for the smaller boys, "After ya." He yawned and walked in himself, the room was lit with just black candles and it was kinda weird, sitting next to his partner; Tobi sat next to Deidara, who in which looked very pissed…kinda like a girl on her period! He sniggered at that thought 'cause for a little while when he first saw Deidara he thought the blondie was a girl.(2)

Itachi looked at him, "What's so funny?" he asked, and the blue shark leaned in and whispered in his ear what he thought, since Itachi was an Uchiha he couldn't laugh like Kisame or Tobi could…maybe even Hidan, but he was dead and-- well whatever. So instead he smirked and answered, "That is funny, maybe he is…" he looked at Deidara for moment, 'Damn, kinda wish I was a Hyuuga right now.' He thought, but was caught back in the real world when Pain and Konan started the meeting,

"Okay, we are all here today to go after the last of the Tailed Demons." Pain began to explain, "We're all going to try and go after it at once, and with all of us together it should be hard for the vessel."

A hand was raised, and Pain called on him…it was Tobi.

"Ano, ano, that's a good idea, but, the vessel Kyuubi is very well liked everywhere so shouldn't we try and get him somewhere where the Suna's or whatever won't be?" he asked,

Pain thought about this, and nodded his head before Deidara could whack the poor boy's head for disrespecting the leaders' idea. "Point taken, that would work but the bitch Tusnade isn't letting the Kyuubi go on any mission's at the moment, one of our spy's there told me two day's ago when we met up for our monthly meetings."

The good boy nodded and looked down on the table, he had thought his plan was good but hey, he wasn't leader thankfully he wasn't 'cause he would suck at it. Shrugging he looked back up and saw Deidara give him a look, and he glared back only his couldn't be seen.

Zestu raised his voice, "How are we going to get the damn Kyuubi vessel then? Like Tobi has said the Kyuubi is well liked and has allies that would give they're lives for him, tch, I don't understand what's so fucking special about him." "The only way we would have chance is if we somehow get the boy away from Konoha and Suna." The white and black sides both gave their own opinion in the matter,

"I know, that's why we are having this meeting…I am planning to attack Suna again forcing Konoha to aid them. Since the Kyuubi won't be able to go since he can't go on missions and the blond bitch will make sure he doesn't go for sure after he learns that we are leading the attack. Once they are out of the way we'll attack Leaf, that means half of us will go to Sand and the other to Leaf." He stopped there,

"Ano!" Tobi raised his hand again,

"Yes Tobi?"

"Can I go to Sand? I've been in Leaf before, I want to see the desert anyway." He asked eagerly,

"Uh, sure."

"Yatta," cheered the brunette and snapped his arm forward and back quickly. He didn't want to be in Konoha anyway, he was too well known there and with Suna he would meet new people that didn't know him. Maybe, hopefully, he won't be there. "Uh, Pain-sama?" he asked eyeing Itachi,

"Hm?"

"W-wouldn't Sasuke-kun be with the Kyuubi?"

Pain stayed silent and he stared at Itachi, "You know what to do,"

"…" the murderer of the Clan just blinked,

"Meeting dismissed, Kisame you will lead: Deidara, and Tobi to Suna. The rest of us will be in Konoha. Plus you'll have three of The 6 Paths of Pain." With that Konan and Pain vanished from the room and the other member's left.

"…what a bore, I have to be a leader. There's a reason I let you boss me around Itachi, I hate making orders. Why don't Deidara take my place instead?"

"I don't know,"

Kisame sweat dropped and sighed, "Oooh kay, well, better get started on the plans. We might leave soon, like in, three days at the least hopefully." He went into the west hall leaving Tobi, Itachi and Deidara alone. Zestu went off somewhere,

"Ano, ano, better get ready for the trip… and I still need to clean up my room." He smiled from under his mask and unlocked his door as they walked passed it, "Bye-bye Itachi-san, Deidara-sempai, see ya later!" he waved and walked in his room locking as he went inside and pulled the curtains down, flipping on the light and now taking off his mask and cloak.

"Finally," he breathed and placed them on his bed, folded. "Now maybe this room can get clean at last!" he yawned and began to pick up stuff again, now after three hours his room was now clean, spotless…well except for one stain on the carpet, darn that coffee. He folded the last of his clean clothes and placed them in his dresser, turning around to grab his cloak and mask he saw his cloak, but, his mask was missing. His eye widen,

How…how could this of happen?! He was in the room the whole time, door and window locked! He searched franticly and sighed, he couldn't find them anywhere he went to his door and unlocked it, and cracked it open and yelped when he came face to face to Deidara who was looking happier then three hours ago.

"U-um…Deidara-sempai? W-what can I-I help you w-with?" he asked shyly not looking at him but down on the ground as if the carpet suddenly became so interesting.

"Tobi? You okay?" the blond nin asked as he pushed his way in, and looked around the room was a lot cleaner then last time he was in there, last time the bomb maker had to help clean 'cause he tripped over some scrolls and then when he got up he tripped again but over some hidden clothes that where not so hidden anymore. It was almost spotless, that stain had been his own fault he had brought coffee to give to Tobi when he wouldn't get out of bed and he fell over something, 'cause it was messy again.

"P-please get out," Tobi shuddered, his face still on the ground and, his hand was running through his brown hair,

"What?" Deidara asked as he turned around he saw that, for the first time, Tobi was in normal looking clothes and he didn't have his mask on. "Tobi, un. Where is your mask?" he asked and walked up to the brunette, suddenly the blond was pushed back and his eyes where wide.

"I-I-I said get out! P-please Deidara-sempai, get out, I must has to finish up here. And I can't find my mask," he brunette forgot to add something in speech, but luckily Deidara didn't pay attention to it.

"Sure, sure, un." The bomb maker just waved and left the room, "Need any help I'm just next door," with that he left and yawned, time to sleep.


(1) smiles gaily – I hate how most people just say gay in a homosexually way, it was FIRST meant as happy, Jeeze, immature people.

(2) Deidara might be a girl on a period – lawl, I had to put that, when I first saw Deidara I thought it was a women…

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