My second chapter of Twilight on MSN!

Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight etc etc etc

MAJOR OOC NESS!

GrizzlyBear! Just signed in

Aphrodite just signed in

GrizzlyBear!: Hey Rosie Posie!

Aphrodite: Heey my big bad teddy bear ;)

GrizzlyBear!: Remember your dare I shall do it to because I'm boreder then Mr Board.

Aphrodite: Ok… and lets pretend we are strangers.

Bella'sLullaby just signed in

GrizzlyBear!: Howdy yall!

Bella'sLullaby: Emmett?

Aphrodite: Sup bruv?

Bella'sLullaby: Rosalie? What are you doing? And Emmett?

GrizzlyBear!: I had jus finished milking tha cows yall!

Aphrodite: I had just finished ma rappin yo yo!

Bella'sLullaby: I feel overwhelmed.

Aphrodite: wut dos dat meen bro?

GrizzlyBear!: I think he means confused don't ya boi?

Bella'sLullaby: One more insane word…

GrizzlyBear!: Hey Homer, how ya doin?

Bella'sLullaby signed out

Aphrodite: LOL!

GrizzlyBear!: Um… Rosalie, Esme is coming online…

Aphrodite: Quick change our screen names! I'll be Edward your Alice…

MommaFang signed in

MommaFang: Emmett, Rosalie?

AliAlice: HEEEEEEEY MOM!

MommaFang: Alice? Are you feeling well? Wait your vampire so you can't be ill! Gasps

Bella'sLullaby: Over dramatic much Mother deary?

MommaFang: Edward I TOLD YOU!

AliAlice: Told Edward WHAT?

MommaFang: That he should've used a condom when him and Bella had SEX ON MY ISLAND!

Bella'sLullaby: …but I thought then vampires couldn't produce and I thought you loved Nessie?

AliAlice: HE DON'T ANYMOOOOOR!

MommaFang: anymore you mean 'Alice' and 'Edward' go fuck a tree I never liked Nessie.

Bella'sLullaby: Mother deary, are you alright?

MommaFang: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK EDDIE WEDDIE I AM SOOOOOO FUCKING ANNOYED WITH EVERYBODY!

AliAlice: LOL CONTINUE!

MommaFang: 1. YOU EDWARD DESTROYED MY ISLE ESME BEDROOM 'CUZ YOU HAD SEXUAL FRUSTRATIONS.

MommaFang: 2. YOU ALICE KEEP SPENDING ON CLOTHES THAT'LL WE NEVER EVEN OPEN UP THE PACKAGING!

MommaFang: 3. EMMETT CALLED ME GREY HAIRED MOMMA 4. SO DID ROSALIE SO I GOT THESE VAMPIRE DRUGS FROM THE VOLTURI!

MommaFang: 5. JASPER KEEPS THINKING HE IS ASPERIN BUT HE ISN'T!

MommaFang: 6. BELLA FUCKING MARIE FUCKING CULLEN NEE SWAN JUST POPPED INTO OUR FAMILY ALONG WITH A BABY CARRIAGE GRRR.

Dr Fang just signed in

MommaFang: AND 7. I THINK CARLISLE IS GAY!

DrFang: Excuse me Esme dear I am not gay and are you alright?

MommaFang: WTF DO U FINK CARLIELLE?

AliAlice: LOL DAD MOM IS SO HIGH SHE BROUGHT SOME VAMPRIE DRUGGIES FROM VOLTURI AND SHE HAS A PROBLEM WITH EVERYONE! copy and pastes her long conversation

Bella'Lullaby: No Renesmee problem then?

MommaFang: I hate her

DrFang: I'm going to restrain Esme from killing Nessie.

MommaFang signed out

DrFang signed out

REALBella'sLullaby signed in REALAliAlice signed in

REALBella'sLullaby: Who is this?

Bella'sLullaby: Um Jacob

Bella'sLullaby signed out

REALAliAlice: Who is this?

AliAlice: Um Jacob

AliAlice signed out

REALBella'sLullaby: hmm I don't think it was Jacob at all

REALAliAlice: So Do I

I couldn't resist MommaFang ranting on about her problems with everyone! ;)