My second chapter of Twilight on MSN!
Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight etc etc etc
MAJOR OOC NESS!
GrizzlyBear! Just signed inAphrodite just signed in
GrizzlyBear!: Hey Rosie Posie!
Aphrodite: Heey my big bad teddy bear ;)
GrizzlyBear!: Remember your dare I shall do it to because I'm boreder then Mr Board.
Aphrodite: Ok… and lets pretend we are strangers.
Bella'sLullaby just signed inGrizzlyBear!: Howdy yall!
Bella'sLullaby: Emmett?
Aphrodite: Sup bruv?
Bella'sLullaby: Rosalie? What are you doing? And Emmett?
GrizzlyBear!: I had jus finished milking tha cows yall!
Aphrodite: I had just finished ma rappin yo yo!
Bella'sLullaby: I feel overwhelmed.
Aphrodite: wut dos dat meen bro?
GrizzlyBear!: I think he means confused don't ya boi?
Bella'sLullaby: One more insane word…
GrizzlyBear!: Hey Homer, how ya doin?
Bella'sLullaby signed outAphrodite: LOL!
GrizzlyBear!: Um… Rosalie, Esme is coming online…
Aphrodite: Quick change our screen names! I'll be Edward your Alice…
MommaFang signed inMommaFang: Emmett, Rosalie?
AliAlice: HEEEEEEEY MOM!
MommaFang: Alice? Are you feeling well? Wait your vampire so you can't be ill! Gasps
Bella'sLullaby: Over dramatic much Mother deary?
MommaFang: Edward I TOLD YOU!
AliAlice: Told Edward WHAT?
MommaFang: That he should've used a condom when him and Bella had SEX ON MY ISLAND!
Bella'sLullaby: …but I thought then vampires couldn't produce and I thought you loved Nessie?
AliAlice: HE DON'T ANYMOOOOOR!
MommaFang: anymore you mean 'Alice' and 'Edward' go fuck a tree I never liked Nessie.
Bella'sLullaby: Mother deary, are you alright?
MommaFang: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK EDDIE WEDDIE I AM SOOOOOO FUCKING ANNOYED WITH EVERYBODY!
AliAlice: LOL CONTINUE!
MommaFang: 1. YOU EDWARD DESTROYED MY ISLE ESME BEDROOM 'CUZ YOU HAD SEXUAL FRUSTRATIONS.
MommaFang: 2. YOU ALICE KEEP SPENDING ON CLOTHES THAT'LL WE NEVER EVEN OPEN UP THE PACKAGING!
MommaFang: 3. EMMETT CALLED ME GREY HAIRED MOMMA 4. SO DID ROSALIE SO I GOT THESE VAMPIRE DRUGS FROM THE VOLTURI!
MommaFang: 5. JASPER KEEPS THINKING HE IS ASPERIN BUT HE ISN'T!
MommaFang: 6. BELLA FUCKING MARIE FUCKING CULLEN NEE SWAN JUST POPPED INTO OUR FAMILY ALONG WITH A BABY CARRIAGE GRRR.
Dr Fang just signed inMommaFang: AND 7. I THINK CARLISLE IS GAY!
DrFang: Excuse me Esme dear I am not gay and are you alright?
MommaFang: WTF DO U FINK CARLIELLE?
AliAlice: LOL DAD MOM IS SO HIGH SHE BROUGHT SOME VAMPRIE DRUGGIES FROM VOLTURI AND SHE HAS A PROBLEM WITH EVERYONE! copy and pastes her long conversation
Bella'Lullaby: No Renesmee problem then?
MommaFang: I hate her
DrFang: I'm going to restrain Esme from killing Nessie.
MommaFang signed outDrFang signed out
REALBella'sLullaby signed in REALAliAlice signed inREALBella'sLullaby: Who is this?
Bella'sLullaby: Um Jacob
Bella'sLullaby signed outREALAliAlice: Who is this?
AliAlice: Um Jacob
AliAlice signed outREALBella'sLullaby: hmm I don't think it was Jacob at all
REALAliAlice: So Do I
I couldn't resist MommaFang ranting on about her problems with everyone! ;)
