A/N: The first drabble! These won't be in order, but I will put the kids ages who are in the story once they're older.
Now, I don't know if this one is realistic or not seeing as how i'm rarely around kids (only parents friends kids and friends daughter), but with Reid being the father who knows?
These drabbles won't take place in any season but Morgan won't be leaving the BAU, and neither will Hotch.
Disclaimer: Only own OCs
Rossi's mansion was lively just like always when it came to the monthly team family dinner. It was never on the same day because of cases, but it was always a full house.
Hotch would bring Jack, a pregnant JJ would bring Will and Henry, Morgan would bring Savannah, Blake would come if she was in town that day, Rossi would have Joy and her family come if they were visiting, and the Reid family.
Jack, Henry, Mia and Penn were on one side of the sitting room while the adults were on the other side.
Spencer and Karissa were in the middle of listening to JJ and Will tell everyone about another magic trick Henry tried pulling, when a little voice from the other side of the room made the two parents spin their heads in that direction making the other adults follow.
But nothing seemed different with the kids. Penn was still playing with his blocks while Mia and Henry were looking over some book, and Jack was focused texting someone.
The adults turned back to their conversation when it was heard again, but more clearly this time.
"FBI!"
This time, Penn was staring at them looking almost proud of himself if possible.
"Oh my…" Karissa said slowly.
"FBI!"
Snickers and giggles started spreading through the group.
"That is so cute!" Garcia gushed. "He's already a little G-Man!"
"How'd he even learn that!" Spencer looked at Karissa who shook her head in confusion. "I don't think we've ever actually said that in front of him!"
"I know I never did." Karissa agreed.
Looking around at the group, Spencer's eyes focused on Morgan and soon everyone else was following.
"Why are you all lookin' at me!" Morgan raised his hands up in innocence. "I didn't do it!"
Savannah chuckled and patted his arm. "It just isn't far fetched, that's all."
Morgan huffed. "Well this time i'm innocent. Maybe it was baby girl!"
Garcia gasped dramatically at being accused. "I would never do such a thing to my namesake! If I wanted to try and make his first word be anything, it'd be something amazing! JJ and Will are his godparents, maybe they did it!"
Will raised an eyebrow. "Hey now, don't bring me into this, i'm an innocent bystander."
"I didn't do it! For all we know it could be Hotch or Rossi, trying to recruit him early." JJ said.
Hotch sent her a look. "I think we all know it wasn't me, Dave I can't be too sure about."
"Well now that's just rude." Rossi pretended to look offended. "And if I was trying to recruit anyone, wouldn't it be Jack, Henry, or Mia with them being older?"
Emily laughed from her spot on the couch. "You're all accusing each other..but what about the kids?"
"Jack!" Spencer shouted, Jack's head snapped up from his phone. "You're the oldest, did you teach Penn to say FBI?"
"If I was to teach him his first word, it would have been something hilarious like a curse." Jack said with a shrug. Hotch sent him a look but the teenager only sent his dad an innocent look before going back to his phone.
"It had to be Henry!" Karissa said, ignoring Henry's shout of 'Hey!' "He's always spending time with Mia so he's around Penn enough."
"Mom, dad!" Henry whined. "You know I wouldn't teach him that!"
JJ gave Karissa a pat on the leg. "I'm pretty sure it's not Henry."
Spencer's eyes suddenly narrowed at his little girl, now obviously giggling behind the book covering her face. "Mia…"
Mia lowered the book, her eyes only showing over it.
"Bunny...did you teach your brother to say FBI?" Karissa gave her daughter a look.
Mia put the book down with a pout. "I thought it'd be funny! Before you would come in his room after his nap, I taught him!"
Spencer and Karissa looked at each other and chuckled.
"We aren't mad, Mia." Spencer said. "We just.."
"Weren't expecting his first word to be that." Karissa walked over to Mia and gave her a kiss on her forehead, then picked up Penn who kicked his feet and squealed.
"FBI!" Penn squealed.
Laughter filled the room, Spencer and Karissa fondly watching as Mia gushed to her little brother about how smart he was.
Now if only they didn't have to deal with Penn shouting it in the middle of the stores when they went shopping.
