"TOM!" Sue yelled not moving from the couch Voldemort ran into the lounge .

" Yes Sue my love , my life ?" Voldemort asked.

" Why is No Directions playing over my speakers ?" Sue asked kicking Greyback who she was using as a footstool who howled like a wolf [ because he's a werewolf if you don't know silly people ] .

" Because my love I am a gleek ." Voldemort said timidly .

" Your a what ?" Sue asked.

" A gleek ." Voldemort answered.

" Midget , Mowhawk get over here ." Sue yelled , Rachel and Puck appeared Rachel was now sporting a cheerleading outfit.

" Yes coach ?" Rachel asked

" Define the word Gleek Shorty ." Sue smirked

" A person who is a geek for glee club such as Noah or Myself ." Rachel answered talking like she'd swallowed a dictionary .

" Slow down kid before you choke on your own words and I have an uneven pyramid ." Sue said ." Tom did I give you permission to be a so called 'Gleek' ?"

" No my love , but I was a Gleek before you met me ." Voldemort stuttered backing away from Sue slightly .

" Hmmm I guess you may continue being a ridiculous fool , but only because one Will Shuester slipped on excess hair gel and broke his ankle ." Sue smiled .

" Oh no is he ok ?" Rachel asked alarmed .

" He wont be able to walk for week's !" Sue smiled ." You can go now ." Rachel and Puck walked off hand in hand .

" Honestly I can be a really good death eater ." Finn pleaded ." I hurt Rachel all the time !" Puck came up and punched Finn in the face .

" Hurt her and I will hurt you ." He smirked .

" OMG DUCKS !" Brittany shouted .

" B your not supposed to watch the discovery channel without me , you know what lie's they tell on there ." Santana yelled trying to tug Brittany away form the TV before any ducks got hurt .

" I know animals actually die on that channel , can we watch Finding Nemo again I like dory ." Smiled Brittany .

" Sure we can B ." Santana said taking her friends pinky .

" What are you two doing in my house ?" Sue asked

" There's a rainbow coming from your trash can , I wanted to find the cat at the end of it ." Brittany smiled .

" Since when are there cats at the end of the rainbow ?" Hermione asked , tugging Draco by the hand .

" Since like ever ." Brittany said as though it was the most obvious thing in the world .

" I WANNA DATE QUINN !" Yelled Finn

" I STILL NEED TO PEE ." Shouted Kurt

" IS JESSE MR SHUE'S SON ?" Asked Brittany

" I WANT TO MAKE OUT ." Yelled Draco and Puck at the same time earning a giggle from their girlfriends

" GET OUT OF MY HOUSE !" Screamed Sue

" EVERYBODY QUIET ." Voldemort Ranted " Finn for the last time Quinn is taken , Kurt the bathrooms down the hall , No Brittany just no , Go and make out then and them LEAVE ."

I may update this more regularly if people want