Disclaimer: Any characters of and references to Kingdom Hearts, SquareEnix, or Disney are not my creation or ideas. For the privacy of questioners, names shall not be mentioned in the story unless permission is granted.
Dubya: Firstly, I would like to thank our first questioner! The person asked a three part question addressed to Sora, Roxas, and Axel. So, Roxas, we'll start with you. Unless you weren't paying attention (which wouldn't come as a surprise), then you will know what the question is already, but for our readers who don't know, the question for Roxas was:
"Are you and Axel friends, or more than just friends?"
Roxas: (gulps)…well, uh…that's an, uh, interesting question…er…well, he's kind of a-a really close friend, y'know? Like a-a brother type of thing. Yeah, yeah, a brother.
Axel: He's just saying that, he knows that deep inside he loves me…
Roxas: What?! No, no, it's not true-
Dubya: That will do, um…"gentleman". So, Sora, the next question is addressed to you. It's a question that requires two answers. The question is:
"How do you feel about the amount of stories that pair you and Roxas as a couple? You and Riku?"
Sora: Well, I've never really been the kinda guy to really take that stuff so personally. I mean really, why should I? After all, technically, Roxas IS me. He's a PART of me. How could I possibly care about the jokes people make? On the subject of Riku, he and I have been best friends since we were five years old. We always hear jokes and stuff like that. Although, I must say, after a while it gets really annoying. I mean, we know they're just having a laugh, but I mean, c'mon. How funny do you think it would be if people kept repeatedly pairing you up in stories with your best friend, or alter ego? It really is bugging me lately. Right, Riku?
Riku: …
Sora: …Riku?
Riku: …What? Oh, uh, yeah, yeah right! Ha-ha, what a load of hokey…I mean, really, me, having a secret attraction to Sora since I first met him? Who's ever going to believe that? Ha-ha, yeah, it's never going to happen…
Sora: …Um, OK, we get it.
Dubya: …Well! Sorry for the delay, readers. Anyway the last question is addressed to you Axel-Axel? Axel, are you listening to a word I'm saying?
Axel: (staring dreamily at Roxas, who's slowly inching a way uncomfortably) Huh? Whuh?
Dubya: AXEL!!
Axel: What? Oh, sorry (snaps back, listens) OK, I'm ready.
Dubya: THANK you! Now, the question asked to you is:
"How much gel do you have to use to get your hair to stay that way?"
Axel: That's a really good question. Well, I actually use three medium-sized tubes of gel in my hair, and then spray it with an entire can and a half of hairspray. When I wash it (because I do, you know) I use a body-lifting shampoo-conditioner combination. And in case you were wondering, my natural hair color is actually dirty blonde, I just thought the red would go better with the black, and with my fire-based spells. It's a very pretty shade of red…
Dubya: Thank you, Axel, Sora, and Roxas for your answers, and thank you to the questioner. These characters will be accepting questions for the next 7 days. Watch for the next batch of characters in ten to twelve days. Until then ask away!
