PART 2
(The "Welcome Back" sign appears on the screen, and the jingle plays. Fade the sign to reveal Mr. Peabody, sitting in his circle chair, which still has a bite taken out of it from the season finale.)
Mr. Peabody: Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen! So when we last left off, we were being confronted by alternate Mr. Hobson and his gang of Robutlers. Wondering how we got out of that one?
Sherman: Yeah, wondering how? If you're on the edge of your seat, your whole butt will be on the seat soon enough! (everybody laughs)
Mr. Peabody: Well, anyways…
(The camera cuts to Mr. Peabody, Sherman, and everyone else struggling to escape from the attack from Gangster!Mr. Hobson and his Robutlers. Mr. Peabody comes up with a solution. He whistles to grab everyone's attention.)
Mr. Peabody: Hey, everyone! I have an idea! (He whispers in everyone's ear a plan, and everyone agrees to it.)
(Sweet Tune plays "I'm So Sorry" by Imagine Dragons on his flute as the song plays in the background.)
Sherman: (riding on Captain Cools, with a lasso in hand) Eat my dust! (A few Robutlers are wiped out.)
Gangster!Mr. Hobson: Hey, losers! You won't be laughing for long! (He orders his Robutlers to attack the heroes.)
Christine: Have you ever tasted pure, unadulterated DEFEAT? Well then, get ready! (She grabs onto a Robutler's wrist and swings it back and forth like a pendulum to the tempo of the background music.)
(Mrs. Hughes rams into a few more of the robotic gangsters, causing them to fall over like bowling pins. Mr. and Mrs. Yakamora karate chop some Robutlers in half. The studio audience members that were pulled along are seen fighting the gang.)
Mr. Hobson: Random pigeon on Sherman's head! Bird Baby! Go 'sic them!
Bird Baby: Wee! (He flies above Gangster!Mr. Hobson's head along with the random pigeon. White bird poop can be seen falling onto the don's head, and then he drops his laser shield. The Mr. Hobsons finally begin their grudge fight, which is only visible as a cloud of dust. A shadowy hooded figure appears from a rooftop, with a staff in his hand. He jumps down.)
?: I have mastered the ancient arts of foot-blowing and musical flatulence!
Mr. Peabody: Eww! Gross!
Christine: Uh, gross!
Mr. Hobson: Ooh! I wanna know! I wanna know! So cool!
(The mysterious figure starts playing the can-can song on his foot with some occasional farting in the song as a distraction while a techno remix plays in the background. Sherman, suddenly wearing a tutu, makes up his own lyrics and dances along to the song.)
Sherman: (song lyrics below)
VERSE 1:
I love to sing, I love to dance
Like in my pants so many ants
Come and dance and sing with me
You're sure not to regret it, WHEE!
What a lovely little day
To have a little fun and play
I love to sing, I love to dance
Like in my pants so many ants
PRE-CHORUS:
BING BANG BOOM BOOM!
Come on up and dance with me
BING BANG BOOM BOOM!
Like a buzzing bumblebee
BING BANG BOOM BOOM!
What a lovely little day
BING BANG BOOM BOOM!
To have a little FUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNN!
CHORUS:
Can, can you do the can-can
'Cause I really can-can
Come on up and DO THE CAN-CAN-CAN-CAN with me
Can, can you do the can-can
'Cause I really can-can
Come on up and DO THE CAN-CAN with me!
VERSE 2:
Come on up and have some fun
It's easier than 3-2-1
Waltz on over, dance with me
Fly over like a bumblebeeeeeeeeeee!
CHORUS x2
OUTRO:
Come do the can-can-can
Come do the can-can-caaaaaaaaaaaan
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEE!
FIN.
(Dystopia!Mr. Hobson and his Robutlers are busy doing the can-can. Sherman, now in his normal clothes, and the hooded figure take a bow.)
Mr. Peabody: Very gross, but it did distract them, Mr. …
(The hood opens to reveal an alternate Mr. Peabody. He is dressed in a tank top and camo pants. His fur is ragged, and the bowtie has been unfurled into a torn cape, which he wears. He has the look of a rebel.)
Rebel!Mr. Peabody: …Peabody- Wait, another me?! ANOTHER ME?! Am I looking in a mirror, or is this a bizarro version of me?!
Mr. Peabody: Bleugh! How did you get so gross and weird? How did I get so gross and weird?!
Rebel!Mr. Peabody: You're such a nerd!
Mr. Peabody: Yes I am. Thank you. Why are you some yucky old talking walking barbaric alley dog instead of a world-renowned scientist?
Rebel!Mr. Peabody: Do you even mind?! I have a son to rescue! I have a nation to rescue! I have the free world to save!
Mr. Peabody: Okay, we'll help you with all of those in-
Rebel!Mr. Peabody: (starts acting like a dog) Grrrr… Bark! Bark! HOOOWWWL!
(The two get into a fight, only visible as a large cloud of dust with fists and feet rising up every now and then. A few teeth get knocked out. Hidden in the background are Gangster!Mr. Hobson and his henchmen, still doing the can-can. Cut to Sherman, evidently disturbed from the fighting.)
Sherman: Mr. Peabody and Mr. Peabody! Stop it! We don't want either of you to get hurt! That shaggy dude might be a nutcase, and my dad might be a bit geeky, but I'm sure our differences can be settled!
Rebel!Mr. Peabody: Okay… But first, meet the Forces of Freedom, my group that fights for justice in this wretched hive.
(The heroes walk deeper into the alley, and an old disgusting fort made of a dumpster is revealed. Out from the dumpster walk an alternate Mr. Yakamora, Mrs. Yakamora, a teenage greaser version of Kenny, and an apparently retired swami, the alternate Sweet Tune, all members of the Forces of Freedom. The regular universe building janitor stands there, confused at how anyone could stand the smell of rotting garbage every day. Rebel!Mr. Peabody can be heard making a phone call, apparently to the universe's equivalent of Christine.)
Both of the Mr. and Mrs. Yakamoras: (to each other, simultaneously) Hey! You're so gross!
Rebel!Sweet Tune: Um, you seem a bit silent, alternate me. Oh, and why are you so civilized?! Yuck!
(Sweet Tune plays "WAH-WAH-WAHH" on his flute in frustration with his alternate self.)
Teen!Kenny: Aw, look! Baby me!
(Teen!Kenny holds his younger alternate self and looks with adoration.)
Mr. Peabody: (narrating) I came up with the perfect plan: We'd get on our motorcycles, knock out the guards, steal their uniforms, and storm the apartment building, and if anything went wrong, alternate me could distract them with his, ahem, "musical" sk-
Rebel!Mr. Peabody: (narrating) But it was highly flawed and the brainchild of a complete nincompoop.
Mr. Peabody: (story self) Hey! Why'd you have to interrupt?!
Sherman: This was predictable, based on the patterns in the previous season finale.
Rebel!Mr. Peabody: Do you seriously think we'd make good Robutlers?! Come on, just follow me.
(The rest of the heroes, plus the rebels, stand facing the apartment building, turned into Steel's headquarters. President!Christine of the Bluestone Republic arrives in a limousine with a small group of bodyguards. The entire team looks up at Steel Headquarters, with a purple flag with Steel's head on it with a small icon of the country's current shape behind the head on the flag, the building which was Mr. Peabody's penthouse. The clouds darken as the towering building rises above them. The entire team of heroes screams a wordless war cry as they get ready to attack. The unskilled janitor wearing the cook hat stays behind to take care of Kenny.)
Janitor: Have fun storming the castle! Literally!
(The "We'll Be Right Back" sign shows up on the screen, and the jingle plays.)
TO BE CONTINUED
A/N: Now with the future of the show in stake, the team must act fast! But how will they defeat Bernadette Steel's forces? What unexpected perils must they face? And exactly how reliable is the season 3 premier plotline that Sherman is using as a gospel to figure out what he should do? Find out right after the commercial break!
EDIT: Yes, Sherman making up bad lyrics was intentional on my part; he's a dumb boy (in the Netflix show; in the movies, he's way smarter than that)!
