INVADER ZIM 2
Ep. 2a: The most horrible game of Freeze Tag ever
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we begin at MR. MALONEY'S OFFICE
Gym Teacher: Mr Maloney, I will like your permission to have a game of City-wide Freeze Tag.
Mr. Maloney: hm... which class? give me the name of a student in the class you are teaching.
Gym Teacher: welllll......... ZIM.
Mr. Maloney: OK, go ahead.
cut to gym class, some time later.
Gym Teacher: today is City-wide Freeze Tag day.
Class: WHHHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Gym Teacher: Zim's it, you know the rules, now RUUUUNNNN!!!! and don't get sloppy!!
Zim runs home. and exits with armor covering arms and legs.
MONTAGE: Zim skates thru the city, literally freezing any student he finds.
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CUT TO GYM.
Zim gathers the frozen students.
Gym Teacher: What happened?
Zim: I froze them! just like you told me to.
Gym Teacher: Grrrrrrrrrr............
Cut to DETENTION
Zim is writing "I will not literally freeze every student in City-wide Freeze Tag." several dozen times on the white board.
Zim: Why me? it was just a misunder--
Detention teacher: I SAID NO TALKING!
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Ep. 2b: Newspapers of Doom
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Calvin in a paperboy outfit walks around holding a newspaper
Calvin: EXTRA! EXTRA! A NEW CLUB IS FORMED! SECRET SNAKE SOCIETY!
Zim: Why are you yelling?
Calvin: it's part of the newspaper business, just like calling everyone "kid" or "Mac". (to another kid) you wanna buy a newspaper, Mac?
Kid: how did you know my name?
Calvin: I didn't, kid. by the way, have you considered being in the newspaper business?
Kid: yea.
Calvin: good! you're hired! What's your name?
Kid: Mac.
A while later, at MLKMS Gazette HQ
Calvin: Boss, I got a newbie named Mac.
Mac: Hi.
Boss: good. we will need him. word is, there is a new competitor, the Daily Zim
Calvin: pppppp. what could they write? we got the best stories in town.
cut to spinning Daily Zim paper
Calvin OS: One certain blonde spiky-haired student has secret crush on really smart brunet, according to Bob Blab.
Cut to MLKMS Gazette HQ
Calvin: how did this "Bob Blab" get this info?
Calvin get glomped by Susie
Calvin: AARRGGHH!!
Boss: I wonder what else will the Daily Zim will-
A Daily Zim hits him in the head.
Boss: OWWW!!!
Calvin: yet another embarrassing story, this time about you, boss.
Boss: hmmm, let's see, ..........WHHHAAAAATTTTTTT?!?!?!?!
Calvin: what does it say?
Boss: you don't wanna know. but now, I want to have my revenge.
Mac: I know somebody that can help.
Cut to Daily Zim HQ
SFX: Ding Dong.
GIR (In Disguise) opens the door. standing before him is a tall guy in a trench coat, wearing a top hat, and sporting a mustache
Man: hello, I am a newspaper critic. call me Orlando Bloo.
GIR (Duty mode): NO YOU'RE NOT! IN FACT, YOU'RE TWO BEINGS HIDING IN A TRENCH COAT!
GIR rips off the trench coat, revealing Mac and a Blue blob.
Blue blob: uh... hey, it's my missing amigo! have you been under me this whole time?
GIR: Duty Mode, change into Destroyer Mode
GIR rips off his disguise, and his red parts glow yellow.
GIR (Destroyer mode): Eliminate Intruders.
Mac: RUNNNN!!!!!
they run for their lives. GIR's Yellow parts turn Blue.
GIR (Normal mode): What happened?
cut to Asembuly, some time later
Mr. Maloney: it has come to my attention that we have two competing school papers. that is why I have called this asembuly. I...Am...Discontinuing...the...Daily Zim!
Cut to Zim's house
Zim: NO! NO! NOOOOOOO!!!! THE ZIM HAS FAILED ME!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooo... whatever.
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