INVADER ZIM 2
Ep. 2a: The most horrible game of Freeze Tag ever

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we begin at MR. MALONEY'S OFFICE

Gym Teacher: Mr Maloney, I will like your permission to have a game of City-wide Freeze Tag.

Mr. Maloney: hm... which class? give me the name of a student in the class you are teaching.

Gym Teacher: welllll......... ZIM.

Mr. Maloney: OK, go ahead.

cut to gym class, some time later.

Gym Teacher: today is City-wide Freeze Tag day.

Class: WHHHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Gym Teacher: Zim's it, you know the rules, now RUUUUNNNN!!!! and don't get sloppy!!

Zim runs home. and exits with armor covering arms and legs.

MONTAGE: Zim skates thru the city, literally freezing any student he finds.
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CUT TO GYM.

Zim gathers the frozen students.

Gym Teacher: What happened?

Zim: I froze them! just like you told me to.

Gym Teacher: Grrrrrrrrrr............

Cut to DETENTION

Zim is writing "I will not literally freeze every student in City-wide Freeze Tag." several dozen times on the white board.

Zim: Why me? it was just a misunder--

Detention teacher: I SAID NO TALKING!

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Ep. 2b: Newspapers of Doom

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Calvin in a paperboy outfit walks around holding a newspaper

Calvin: EXTRA! EXTRA! A NEW CLUB IS FORMED! SECRET SNAKE SOCIETY!

Zim: Why are you yelling?

Calvin: it's part of the newspaper business, just like calling everyone "kid" or "Mac". (to another kid) you wanna buy a newspaper, Mac?

Kid: how did you know my name?

Calvin: I didn't, kid. by the way, have you considered being in the newspaper business?

Kid: yea.

Calvin: good! you're hired! What's your name?

Kid: Mac.

A while later, at MLKMS Gazette HQ

Calvin: Boss, I got a newbie named Mac.

Mac: Hi.

Boss: good. we will need him. word is, there is a new competitor, the Daily Zim

Calvin: pppppp. what could they write? we got the best stories in town.

cut to spinning Daily Zim paper

Calvin OS: One certain blonde spiky-haired student has secret crush on really smart brunet, according to Bob Blab.

Cut to MLKMS Gazette HQ

Calvin: how did this "Bob Blab" get this info?

Calvin get glomped by Susie

Calvin: AARRGGHH!!

Boss: I wonder what else will the Daily Zim will-

A Daily Zim hits him in the head.

Boss: OWWW!!!

Calvin: yet another embarrassing story, this time about you, boss.

Boss: hmmm, let's see, ..........WHHHAAAAATTTTTTT?!?!?!?!

Calvin: what does it say?

Boss: you don't wanna know. but now, I want to have my revenge.

Mac: I know somebody that can help.

Cut to Daily Zim HQ

SFX: Ding Dong.

GIR (In Disguise) opens the door. standing before him is a tall guy in a trench coat, wearing a top hat, and sporting a mustache

Man: hello, I am a newspaper critic. call me Orlando Bloo.

GIR (Duty mode): NO YOU'RE NOT! IN FACT, YOU'RE TWO BEINGS HIDING IN A TRENCH COAT!

GIR rips off the trench coat, revealing Mac and a Blue blob.

Blue blob: uh... hey, it's my missing amigo! have you been under me this whole time?

GIR: Duty Mode, change into Destroyer Mode

GIR rips off his disguise, and his red parts glow yellow.

GIR (Destroyer mode): Eliminate Intruders.

Mac: RUNNNN!!!!!

they run for their lives. GIR's Yellow parts turn Blue.

GIR (Normal mode): What happened?

cut to Asembuly, some time later

Mr. Maloney: it has come to my attention that we have two competing school papers. that is why I have called this asembuly. I...Am...Discontinuing...the...Daily Zim!

Cut to Zim's house

Zim: NO! NO! NOOOOOOO!!!! THE ZIM HAS FAILED ME!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooo... whatever.

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