073 : Up Against the Wall
"It's red."
"Pink."
"Red.
"Pink."
"Red."
"Pink."
"RED!"
"PINK!!"
Lucy sighed as she heard the overly loud cries of Gray and Natsu as they yelled in each other's faces.
"What's the matter now guys?" The pretty blond asked as she closed her book that she'd been enjoying. She had been able to tune them out for a while, but as they were now yelling loud enough to shake the newly built guild, she had to end her lovable hobby for the moment.
"He says my hair is pink." Natsu said with a pout as he turned to Lucy with eyes full of self-pity.
Lucy only raised an eyebrow as she turned to Gray.
"And HE says it's red, which it obviously isn't. Erza's hair is considered red." The ice mage defended quickly as he shot a glare at Natsu before turning back to Lucy.
She could only blink.
"Are you guys SERIOUS?" She asked as she ran a hand through her smooth hair. It never stopped to amaze her how they could fight over the most petty, idiotic things.
"Tell him it's RED."
"Tell this GIRL that it's PINK."
"I am NOT a girl!" Natsu yelled in Gray's cool face, already forgetting about Lucy's opinion on his hair color who sat there with half interested eyes.
"You could have fooled ME with that PRETTY hair color of yours." Gray said with a smirk.
"Does it LOOK like I have these?!" Natsu yelled as he suddenly appeared behind Lucy and lifted her shirt.
Gray stared for a second before he fell back with a nosebleed in an obvious KO. But Natsu's cheap victory was cut short as Lucy turned on him, jamming her shirt back down so forcefully she almost ripped the fabric.
"NATSU!" Lucy yelled, even louder then the other two boy teems combined, as she jumped up from her chair and kicked him right between his legs. Hard.
"Ouch. Harsh hit to his manhood." Elfman winced from his seat at the bar as he looked from Natsu, who was now in the fetal position on the floor, back to his sister Mirajane who was trying hard to suppress her laughter that was bubbling out from watching the scene with the three teens.
"Don't you EVER do that again!" Lucy continued to yell as she towered above Natsu.
"Y-Yes Ma'am." He squeaked as he tried to stand.
"Shit Natsu..." Gray said as he wiped his nose with the back of his hand as he got up from the floor, finally recovering from that 'devastating' blow.
"Oh, and Gray?" Lucy said as she turned on the black haired teen with a gleam in her eyes, making Gray nod hesitantly.
"I agree with you. His hair is definitely PINK. The MOST GIRLY kind of pink."
"Lucyyyyy!" Natsu whined, yet didn't dare go against her in case she decided to kick below the waist again.
"In your FACE ya little Girlieeeee!" Gray smirked as he stuck out his tongue.
"At least I'm not a pervert!" Natsu snapped back with a fiery tongue as he glarred at the ice mage.
"Girl."
"Pervert."
"Girl!"
"Pervert!"
"GIRL!!"
"PERVERT!!"
"GUYS!"
A/N: I was inspired to write this from Coolness' review from the first chapter. I agree with Gray when I think about it...How about you? PLEASE REVIEW!
