So what ever did happen to Will and Jack? Did they die? And what about Elizabeth? Did she eventually finish her cookies? A follow up my dearys!

Disclaimer: I own…….not a thing written. OK? This sure gets annoying fast…

EPILOUGE

"Some sea-brandy and a bearded woman."

A few weeks passed with Elizabeth sitting on the destroyed ship. She stroked her beard as the heavy sea-rain came down. Her mind was not with her so it was not surprising when she didn't notice the man before her.

"Elizabeth?" The commodore asked.

Her eyes shot up. "James?"

"Elizabeth I can't belie- Oh my God! Is that a beard?" He retreated in disgust.

"I've been out here a long time Norrington."

"Ew no way! I'm out of here!" He shuddered, boarding his ship. "Alright boys lets go. She grew a beard."

"You can't just leave me here!" She wailed, trying to follow him onto his boat called CamellightbulbcitytownEXTRAVAGANZA!

"Oh yes I can actually." He shoved her onto the remains of the Black Pearl. Her butt slid across the rain-slick floor.

"James!" She called after him as the boat sailed away. Elizabeth sighed, glancing at Melissa. "Oh shut up!"

The doll stared at her through the downpour, mocking her. "I said shut up! You don't wanna end up like him now do you?" She jerked her thumb at Yuni's leftovers. "Well do you? Do you?!" She slapped Melissa. "That's what I thought."

She crossed her arms. I miss Will and Jack. Little did she know they were living a life of luxury beneath her at the bottom of the sea at the Kraken's house. Will was surrounded by all the shinys the Kraken had and Jack held a real tea party with the squid who he had fallen in love with and was soon to marry.

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Yup. He marries the Kraken which I now wish I didn't write because that's a little too odd for my taste. Well actually I guess it's not. So Jack marries a sea creature and Will grows hunchback like Gollum who sits in his cave all day stroking his shinys. Life is good. Except for Elizabeth. Oh I can't leave her on the deck with a beard? Or can I? I won't be that cruel…Back to the story!

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Elizabeth was eventually rescued by Mr. Gibbs who for some reason was not on the ship with them…He takes her back to land where she joins the circus and falls in love with a man 1/8th her size. They live happily for two years until the fattest woman alive joins them where he leaves Elizabeth for the other woman. She goes crazy and finds herself out at sea with a box of cookies……………