Eh, this probably would've been up sooner if it weren't for the fact that I've been playing Brawl nonstop.

Anyway, thanks to Damned Lolita and Indigo Tantarian for reviewing!

In This Chapter: Mars discovers something she deems vitally important about her fellow Commanders' hairstyles to wake them up in the middle of the night…
Contains plotless, humorous crack-stuffs, an attempt at logic at 3am, and some Deimos and Toxicityshipping (as in PokexHuman love, mostly one-sided though).

Disclaimer: Yo no own Pokemon.

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2. Hairstyles

"A MEDICHAM!" Mars yelled randomly, jolting up in bed.

Good thing it was the middle of the night and she was enclosed in her room and not in the center of a crowd of people, or many of them would be looking at her fearfully and wondering why the hell she was yelling randomly.

Personally, Mars wished she knew why she was yelling as well. It was something she had just remembered… but it just escaped her memory. Confused, she laid back down, attempting to drift asleep again.

"Jupiter!"

Mars shot back up, bewildered. What was she just thinking about that caused her to yell such random things?! And somewhere down the corridor, a magenta-haired Commander stirred, murmuring, "yes?"

The red head, annoyed at all these uncontrollable outbursts (was she developing Turrets or something?), decided to tape her mouth shut, and try go to sleep once more. Of course, that caused the problem of asphyxiation, as she wasn't getting enough oxygen through her nose. That didn't really matter though, for as soon as Mars's head hit the pillow, she was forced upright once again.

Ripping the tape off her mouth, she yelled, "HAIRSTYLES! That's it!"

Mars rolled out of bed, grabbed a handheld mirror off her dresser, and stormed down the hallway excitedly, footsteps echoing along the metallic corridor. She came to rest outside of Jupiter's room, which was directly across from Saturn's. Their names were emblazoned on the door, just like movie stars in Hollywood!

Anyway, Mars stretched her arm span across the hall and pounded on their doors simultaneously. Saturn was the first one to respond, alert and ready. Jupiter, on the other hand, took longer to answer, greeting the red head with a groggy, "What do you want?"

"Quick!" Mars exclaimed, shoving the mirror in each of their faces, one after another, "What do you notice?!"

"That I need more sleep…" Jupiter grumbled. Saturn simply shrugged.

"Don't you see?!" Mars asked, taking a quick glance at herself in the red-framed mirror. "All of our hairstyles resemble Pokemon!"

"So?" Jupiter did not need to deal with this randomness at three in the morning.

"I dunno," the redhead replied, "It's just been bothering me since I joined Team Galactic. Like, my hair looks like the head of a Toxicroak, yours like a Medicham, and Saturn's like a Purugly!"

At that moment, Mars's Purugly materialized out of her Pokeball.

"Yayy, Puruglyy!" Mars exclaimed, glomping her giant cat Pokemon. "I love my Purugly!"

"Mars, you are aware that your Purugly's a female, correct?" Jupiter remarked.

"So?" she said, continuing to hug her Pokemon. What did that matter anyway? "But you know what other Pokemon is a female? Besides your Skuntank, I mean." Her crimson eyes gestured to the man standing with them, and Jupiter smirked maliciously. The two female Commanders looked at one another knowingly.

"Saturn's Toxicroak!"

"I was thinking Jynx, but that works too."

At the cry of her name, Toxicroak released herself from the Pokeball she was contained in and proceeded to cling to Saturn's leg.

"Now that's odd…" Jupiter mused, "In the games, male Trainers often have male Pokemon and female Trainers have female Pokemon."

"What games?" Mars interjected. But Jupiter acted like she had never spoken and continued thinking.

"Now why would Saturn have a female Toxicroak?"

"Maybe because I caught a female one?" Saturn suggested.

Ignoring him, Jupiter and Mars gave each other that same knowing look that made the blue-haired man feel incredibly nervous. Not to mention that his Toxicroak seemed to be enjoying herself a bit too much…

"Because Saturn wants her babies!"

"Because Saturn's really a girl!"

They had yelled at the same time. Then the both of them looked at one another and blinked. So much for being on the same page…

"Well I think Saturn has the hots for his Toxicroak," Mars remarked innocently, tightening her grip around her Purugly's neck.

"Do you guys even realize what you're saying?!" Saturn exclaimed. First, he got woken up at 3am, thinking there was some sort of emergency, and the only thing that happened was him getting accused of being a Pokephile while his Toxicroak decided that now was the time to realize she's in love with him. Bottom line, Saturn wasn't very happy. And pretty confused.

"Since you brought this up," Jupiter began, addressing Mars and changing the subject, "then why don't you explain to me why your hair is like a Toxicroak although you have a Purugly and why Saturn's hair is like a Purugly although he has a Toxicroak?"

Mars shrugged inconspicuously, not sure how to logically answer Jupiter's inquiry. So instead she responded with a question of her own.

"Well why is your hair like a Medicham even though you don't even have one?"

"She has a point, you know," Saturn said. "And no one in Team Galactic owns a Medicham."

"Because I style it that way," Jupiter stated defensively. She probably had a secret Medicham fetish or something. But she would never admit that.

"Well, why don't you have one anyway?" Mars asked.

"Because the Boss didn't give me one."

"Why don't you go out and catch one?"

"If I have to go out and catch a Medicham, then you and Saturn have to trade Pokemon."

"Get rid of Purugly?! Never!!" Mars clung to her precious Pokemon, snuggling into her thick fur.

"And I don't think Toxicroak would ever leave me willingly…" Yeah, she was definitely making Saturn uncomfortable.

"Well then that settles that," Jupiter said, yawning, although nothing was really resolved. "I think I'm going back to bed."

She turned on her heel and went back into her room, the door slamming shut behind her, leaving Mars, Saturn, and their respective Pokemon in the darkness of the corridor. It was silent for a brief moment, until Mars spoke up, that was.

"Purugly is sooo cute."

"Purrrr."

"CROAKK!"

"…Help…me…"

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Um, yeah. Well that was pretty random and kinda short. But I suppose that was the point. This fact about their hairstyles HAD to be addressed in a fanfiction. Like seriously. But anyway, if you could drop a review, that would be great! (Oh, and take my poll as well! :D)