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FIRST PERIOD GYM!
"Hello YOUTHFUL STUDENTS YOU WILL HAVE OPEN GYM TODAYYY!! AS MANY OF YOU KNOW I AM GAI AND I WILL BE YOUR TEACHER WHO TEACHES GYM!!" screamed Gai oblivious to the fact that everyone left the men and green alone and the other 'man' was of course Lee…
"Hey cutie!" shouted some nerdy guy to Hinata. Hinata watched eyes growing wider as he approached her.
"Fuck off bastard she's mine!" Sasuke yelled from the basketball court. Tenten and Temari were at Hinata's side Temari with a paintball gun and Tenten with a pizza cutter and penknife.
"Yours?!" They shouted in unison snapping their fingers in a 'Z' form
"I don't think so" Ino yelled glaring dangerously and Sakura was about to kick the weird guy when…
...The 'prettiest people in the school' appeared they were fat, anorexic, problematic, conceited and obsessive. Their real names were Ariana, Mimi, Tayuya, Karin and Rachael, but let's call them by their nicknames it works better!!
"You blonde pig! Don't you DARE touch MY Sai-kun!" screamed Fat at Ino.
"What did you say FATSO?" Ino screeched as the fan girls approached.
"You heard me ugly blonde pig!" shouted fat as her Fat jiggled like a bowl full of jelly.
"Fuck off! NO ONE CALLS INO A PIG EXCEPT ME!!" Sakura glared angrily at Fat.
"Well no one TOUCHES Naruto-kun except me!" yipped Anorexic like a Chihuahua (I don't got nothing against them I mean the Chihuahua's k?).
"Oh, jealous are we?" Ino and Sakura said in unison and high-fived each other.
"Burn!!" Tenten cheered from her spot next to Hinata and Temari causing Problematic to glare.
"And you will be ashes as soon as I'm done with you! Neji is MY boyfriend!" Problematic yelled.
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"Yo, guys aren't those people like--" Naruto started.
"Sluts? Sure…" Sasuke said already regaining his composure from earlier.
"There's gonna be trouble" Neji observed quietly eyeing Tenten.
"Doesn't take a genius to know that. We should make sure nothing bad happens" Shikamaru muttered.
"Yeah, but those girls seem strong enough." Sai smirked.
Meanwhile…
"And Neji is MY cousin and I happen to know that he tries to cast spells to keep you AWAY from him" Hinata shot back angrily.
"You ugly dog! I saw you walking with MY Sasuke! You will be sorry!" Conceited yelled.
"And how will you do that?" Temari smirked at her.
"Well let's go ask! They'll choose us hands down!" Obsessive gushed. "First ones to get a hug will be the ones they like best!"
"It's on!" Temari cheered pulling out her paint ball gun.
"Are they coming closer? Maybe we should run" Naruto said nervously.
"Too late" Shikamaru answered "Temari can shoot and throw us all before we turn…"
"Weren't you sleeping when she did that?" Sasuke asked.
"Hell no, she's soft…" Shikamaru answered smirking.
"Pervert…" Sai muttered watching Ino closely.
"Ino… burritos that smell like chicken…" Sakura whispered into her ear and those were the best words to use to make Ino snap.
"SAIIIIIIIII-CHANNNNNNNNNN" Ino cried sniffing "forehead girl ate my burrito, Hinata-kun warmed it up, Tenten-kun cut it, Temari threaten to shoot it and I need a hug!"
Tears roll down Ino's cheeks as she looked up at Sai who gave her a hug and she smiled.
Bam! Thud! PAINT!
"My shirt!!" Problematic cried "Neji can I have a hug?"
"Hell no." was the reply. Wondering what the 'Bam Thud' was about? Well, Temari and Hinata were on the ground Temari holding her wrist and Hinata holding her knee.
"I'm sorry Temari-chan!" Hinata said "I tripped! I'm sorry!" she clutched her knee tighter.
"It's okay…" Temari winced "My wrist really hurts though" her wrist in a weird angle. Hinata burst out crying and her knee starts to bleed a bit and Sasuke runs over.
Hinata hugs Sasuke and cries into his shirt and he hugs her back. Awkwardly. Very awkwardly. With three people with blood lust in their eyes hugging isn't easy. Temari screams in pain and Sakura and Shikamaru rushes over.
"Can you stand?" Sakura whispers as Temari struggles to stand up with Shikamaru behind her. Sakura pauses for a minute and shove's Temari from an angle that makes it look like she's falling… Right into Shikamaru, (evil much?) who catches her and pulls her up, not letting her go. Sakura pulls bandages out from somewhere bandages Hinata's knee and goes over to Temari.
"It's just dislocated…" Sakura says "This might hurt…" and pops it into place.
"Hurts?" Temari scowled. "Kills works better…"
They pause a minute before looking at Tenten who walks up in front of Neji and says one word.
"Kuma?" She says quietly. Neji's eyes widen and he latches on to her tightly. 'Killer hug' tightly.
"Kuma, kuma, kuma, kuma" he mumbles nuzzling his 'Kuma' oblivious to the fact that his 'Kuma' was turning blue
Sasuke and Hinata laugh quietly at the dying Tenten and are distracted by a flash toward Sakura.
"SAKURA-CHAN THAT WAS GREAT YOU'RE SO AWESOME!" He shouted hugging Sakura from behind. Hinata giggles and turns her attention back to Neji
"Ni-san your Kuma's dying…" She said laughing at the now purple Tenten.
"Oh no! Kuma! Do you need CPR?!" he shouts shaking his mad 'kuma'
"NO! Look is that a kuma running in the hallway?!" Tenten yells to save her life
Neji runs into the hallway and then the giggling behind them become obvious.
"Is that Neji-kun with a turtle on his ipod? It is so cute! Awwwwwwww…" says a fan girl.
In a flash Neji is back ipod in hand and killer aura going unnoticed by his fans.
"YOU'RE SO HOT, MARRY MEEEEEEEEEE!!" they all shout.
Neji walks toward Tenten hugs her, tries to kiss her cheak, misses and kisses her on the lips. Tenten fainted and would have hit the ground if Sakura didn't catch her. Neji was left standing and Temari with killing intent in her eyes took out her gun, aimed and fired at him fifteen times before he fell to the ground.
"Temari, I think you killed my ni-san" Hinata frowned staring at Neji's red face.
"With what? Humiliation?" Temari asked
"Duh, what would you think I'd say? Paint?" Hinata laughed poking the bruise that was swelling up on Neji's face.
NURSES OFFICE AKA THE PLACE TO BE
"Ni-san…Neji-ni-san…Please wake up…Ni-" Hinata got cut off.
Temari smirked "Do it this way… WAKE UP THIS INSTANT BOTH OF YOU OR I WILL HAVE LEE GIVE YOU CPR AND SHOOT YOU!"
The two shot up eyes wide
"I'm surprise you didn't kill them, you troublesome lady…" Shikamaru said leaning on the wall.
"They woke up…!" she defended sticking out her tongue.
"Put your tongue back in or I'll cut it off" Ino said jokingly taking a pair of scissors.
Health with Kakashi…
"It has been fifteen minutes" Sakura groaned to Ino
"More time for me to check out Sai" she replied dreamily not noticing Kakashi who walked in.
"Okay class! I am Kakashi, I am teaching health and we will learn about healthy eating habits now!" He said cheerily even as Naruto yelled '
'you're late'. Kakashi glanced around quickly search for the perfect………. Mountain?
"Ariana come to the front!" he yelled as she came forward "THIS IS A PERFECT EXAMPLE OF FAT TO THE EXTREME and a serious need for the
fashion police… HOW CAN YOU WEAR A TINY PLAID SKIRT WHEN AND THAT TINY SHIRT YOU NEED MATERNITY CLOTHES!!" Kakashi covered his
eye(s) dramatically
"People these days can't just stick to being overweight and kids just don't know how to dress…" he sighed. DING! "Oh! The weight machine
worked… Damn! 589 at only 4 ft…. Which means!!" insert drum roll "YOU ARE SO OVERWEIGHT ITS NOT FUNNY!!" He laughed. Then he pointed
at his next victim Mimi "Up on the weight now!" He said pointing on the spot next to him, five seconds later sounded another ding.
"Underweight… Are you anorexic? Are those fries in your pockets? If you sneaking fries you shouldn't be only 75 pounds… Not to mention, don't
wear fluorescent yellow with green brown" he smiled as the bell rang.
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Sorry it took so long my editor had some (coughlotscough) of problems with my punctuation n grammer it sucked we were talking for like two hours. Not to mention I could hear a bimbo (no offense sheep) yelling in the baqround. You'll see part of our convo in the bloopers (IF I ever make em')
Reveiw's/advice/watnots are very much preciatted if you got n e thing to say to my editor be free to post it!! :)
(not my fault sheeps go baa)
