Enjoy. This is quite... interesting to type. My mood and random thoughts go into this XD R&Review!
-ai.therapy

"No you have to shorten your fingernails if you're going to play with any sort of frets."

Inuyasha shook his head and growled out "No!"

-Dog demons are not ferocious, but girly.-

...

-All for the better.-

"So are you saying that you want to have, long, beautiful nails instead of music skillz?"

Inuyasha sputtered while Shippo snickered on the side lines of his magic, musical dojo.

-Old hag-sama set it up for me by getting rid of the normal dojo.-

"I don't have to explain myself to you!" Inuyasha stood up, looking down at him with an open mouth. "If he doesn't have his claws, Inuyasha won't be able to do some of his attacks" Kagome piped in to make some sense of it.

"I know how to kill Naraku, as well as anyone within a five hundred mile radius."

-Kill their eardrums.-

"You turn this amp up very high—highest it can go. You take this string here and you pluck it—" Inuyasha gave a horrible scream as he fell to the ground, his eyes wide and body spasming. "Then it gives off a very loud noise."

Miyavi looked around.

-I've made them deaf. . . Old hag-sama will kill me for this.-

Kagome was the first to crawl herself up from the ground, face distorted in pain, numbness, and anger. Miyavi began packing his things as she staggered towards him.

-My amp won't fit in my pocket.-

He packed his things faster by emptying out Kagome's backpack and putting them in there instead of his pockets. Sango stood and instead of staggering, began to leap towards him. Miyavi gave a startled yelp and ducked out of the way of the flying ninja.

From his duck he jumped like a flea to a spot near the doorway, backpack on him, and flew outside, narrowly dodging a sink Sango had thrown.

He winced.

That sink was really expensive.

Through this world he had discovered something—even though he had only been here two days.

-I am god-like.-

His hearing did not become affected by overload-guitar-ringing, and he was very fast.

-Good diet.-

Miyavi smiled and jumped around—He had already cleared a good distance between them and Inuyasha wasn't the type to hunt him down just to kill him for making the whole village, or anyone within five hundred mile radius, deaf.

Or…?

"Oh shitz."

Miyavi began running as fast as he could away from the huge battle cry that tore through the sky—Inuyasha leaping down from a tree.

"No, Inuyasha-man, I didn't mean to make you—"

He was tackled to the ground. The backpack flew into a tree and he heard the slight crunch of his guitar. A tear and frightful glance came out—he hoped his beloved was okay.

Inuyasha was atop him—palms pushing against the dirt and claws digging into the ground—his arms were on either sides of him and his legs were painfully crushing his own.

The demons eyes were demonic—he had transformed.

-I must play submissive…oh…-

Inuyasha's anger seemed to weep away and he began sniffing at him, around his neck, his nose, then he tried to sniff Miyavi's rear but was called back to attention when he was lightly hit on the head. "I'm a boy!!"

-Feudal era needs to catch on to this fact.-

Inuyasha's demon seemed uninterested in boys, so it gave Inuyasha his control back. The red faded from his eyes and they returned gold.

Miyavi looked around while Inuyasha collapsed atop him, breathing hard and trembling. "Can you hear me?"

Inuyasha began to cry.

"Don't worry, I'll return you hearing when I complete the jewel… by killing Naraku with my music skillz."

Inuyasha understood—somehow—and gave a wary stare. Miyavi ninja-like slid out from underneath him and Inuyasha rolled onto his back.

As a goodbye, Miyavi gave a slight wave and hurried, picking up his backpack—Kagome's—and running off as fast as he could once again. Inuyasha would return to his angry instincts again and come to kill him should he linger too long.

-I will find Naraku and blast his ear drums.-

Does anyone want Miyavi shonen-ai in here?! XD I can't decide too much. Naraku and MYV seems unlikely, maybe…anoo…hah…Jakoutsu and Miyavi?! A likely pair. I don't know. Perhaps…Oh. Oh, I know what pairing I shall do.

Heh.

Heh heh…

Heh heh heh heh heh heh!!
-ai.therapy