I do not own Max...

We flew off to town. It was morning so we decided to watch a movie.

"Max, can we watch Hancock or Dark Night?" Gazzy asked me.

"Sure."

"Yes!" Iggy and Gazzy said pumping their fists in the air.

I rolled my eyes and bought the tickets.

"Alright, who wants butter on their popcorn!?" I asked smiling and walking in line at food concession.

"I do!" Angel, Nudge, and Gazzy said.

"Then we better get three large bags of popcorn."

"Candy?" Angel asked.

"Okay. What kind?"

"Skittles!" Nudge and her said together.

"Fine but remember we're running low on cash."

I turned to the worker and ordered the food. The worker was surprised by our appetites but didn't say a word.

"Thank you," I said as she handed me the food.

I gave them their drinks and food.

They immediately started eating it.

"Guys, cool it. We're not even in the theater yet," I said smiling.

We walked to the theater room that was playing Dark Night. Gazzy and Iggy wanted the seat in the front row and walked down there before I could say anything. Nudge and Angel wanted the seat behind Gazzy and Iggy so they followed. Which left Fang and I. Neither of us wanted that close to the screen so we sat in the middle of the room.

I sat by a girl my age and Fang sat by an older guy who belched and coughed every time he moved. Fang glared at me.

"I didn't choose the seats!" I said to him.

The older guy looked down at Fang and farted. Fang leaned next to me so he wouldn't have to sit close to the guy.

After hours of being glared at and hearing belches we ran out of the room. We waited for the Flock outside the theaters. The guy who sat by Fang farted while walking by us.

"Dang!" I said pinching my nose.

My Flock found Fang and I.

"Fang, I never knew you farted!" Gazzy said looking at me pinching my nose.

"It wasn't me!" he said then nudging me so I would tell him.

"It was the guy who sat by Fang during the movie!" I said taking my hand off my nose.

"Darn…" Gazzy said.

"Well let's find a place that's quiet for your would you rather."

"How about the Library! It's quiet there!" Nudge said.

"Okay. Let's go there."

The library was only a few blocks from the movie theater so we walked. Once we were there we searched for a good place for Gazzy to do his would you rather.

We found a nice big spot for Gazzy to fart. Gazzy walked to the place with the most people. I walked far away from him but in range to where I could still watch the fun. The rest of the flock followed me. When Angel gave the signal Gazzy let the biggest, noisiest, strongest fart you could ever imagine. There truly was a yellow mushroom cloud.

Even from as far as we were we could still smell it. The people by Gazzy ran away covering their mouths and noses. Some people fainted. I think maybe one person vomited but I am not for sure. Gazzy was rolling on the floor laughing.

"New record man!" Iggy said.

"I know!" Gazzy said through laughs.

Before we could get caught by the librarian we all hurried out the door and flew back to our camp.

I know it's still short but it's longer than the first one! :) Review Please.

-Kenna92005