2nd chapter…in less than 24 hours. I felt so good about the reviews I got, thank you those who reviewed by the way, that I decided to update. Just wanted to say that there is one Oc but only one. And in this, Haku is a girl. That way I can have a FemHakuxOc pairing or something. If you have an idea for a pairing, yaoi, yuri, or straight, send a review saying who you think should make a good pairing. Now that I explained myself, here's chapter 2. I don't own Naruto and never will.
2nd period
After the little '1st period fiasco,' Deidara hoped that gym would be a little less…energy-filled as history. So far, everything was all good. Nothing weird or unusual just yet. Maybe this class would be one that Deidara could relax in.
"GOOD MORNING MY YOUTHFUL STUDENTS!! MAY THE FLAME OF YOUTH BURN BRIGHTLY IN ALL OF YOU!!"
Well, so much for that.
Deidara sighed heavily and looked up to see the guy who was his new gym teacher. To say that he was shocked and disturbed would be an understatement. The man that stood before him had shiny bowl-cut hair, bright white teeth that blinded you for at least 1 minute, and the bushiest eyebrows Deidara has ever seen. That wasn't even the half of it. The gym teacher had on…a tight green jumpsuit that would MAKE you want to go blind.
Okay…this is so sick and wrong it's not even funny, thought Deidara. And just to make it worse, Deidara thought he saw double! No wait…the second one's shorter than the other. Great…a mini-me too. That makes this even worse, thought the blond.
"All right students," shouted the bowl-cut haired man, "My name, which most of you already know is Gai-sensei. Why I'm restating my name is because we have a new student. Deidara, stand up and introduce yourself to the class!!"
Gai-sensei looked over at the blond, who glared at him. "I'd rather not." Answered Deidara. Gai shrugged and turned back to the class. "All right my youthful students, today we're running!!" The class groaned. "The whole period?!" shrieked the blonde girl that was fawning over the emo kid earlier.
Gai smiled. "Yes Ino! The whole class period!! Get started!!" He then did some weird pose and blew this whistle. Everyone got up from their seats and began running.
10 minutes into the class and Deidara hated it already. Oh, what can make this any worse?
Just then, Deidara got trampled by a bunch of fangirls chasing after the emo kid known as Sasuke. None stopped to help him or even ask if he was okay. They just kept going…chasing after Sasuke. Man, that dude must have a harem around him or something!
"Dammit, don't even apologize for it. Just run me over, why don't cha?" mumbled Deidara while he laid on the floor.
"You need any help?" asked a blonde guy with blue eyes. Deidara thought he saw the same kid earlier in 1st period. Deidara nodded slightly and took the blonde's hand. Said blonde helped him up. Deidara noticed he was quite a bit taller than the blonde in front of him. But the boy didn't seem to notice. He was smiling so hard at Deidara that you'd think that was the only thing he was focusing on.
"Thanks for your help." Deidara said. The blonde looked up at Deidara and smiled some more. "Don't worry about it. I'm Uzumaki Naruto, by the way." answered Naruto. Deidara nodded and started running once more. Not long after, he saw Naruto run up to him.
"Hey, you wanna eat lunch with me and my friends today?" asked the blonde. Deidara absentmindedly nodded his head. He was still thinking about that redhead from earlier. Deidara didn't pay attention to the other blonde until he noticed that he wouldn't go away.
"You're the clingy type aren't you?" Deidara asked. Naruto didn't answer, he just hummed some odd song.
"Not very attentive either, are you?" Deidara muttered under his breath.
4th period
4th period was pretty much lunch period at Konoha High. 3rd period as pretty much boring. The teacher, Jiraiya-sensei, just sat at his desk talking about porn. How porn was good for you, how you should read and/or watch porn, and how porn can benefit to the growth of others. That last one really referred to males. Deidara wasn't even paying attention to any of it. Okay, some parts…but not all!
Deidara got his lunch and started to look for Naruto. Don't know why you'd miss him, seeing as how Naruto was shouting and waving his arms around on the other side of the cafeteria. The tall blond male made his way over to the table and couldn't help but smirk at all the embarrassed looks on Naruto's friends' faces.
Deidara already noticed some of them. The two brunettes that were talking with Hikaru earlier, Hikaru himself, Haku, the blonde girl named Ino, Sai, and Sasuke.
"Guys, this is Deidara." announced Naruto. "Deidara, the girl with pink hair is Sakura-chan, the girl with black hair is Hinata-chan, the girl with brown hair in two buns is Tenten, the girl with blonde hair with teal eyes is Temari, and you already should know who Ino is. Now, the guy with brown hair and eyes to match is Shikamaru, the guy with long brown hair is Neji, the guy with blood red hair is Gaara, the guy with the two red tattoos is Kiba, the guy with sunglasses is Shino, the guy with brown hair stuffing his face is Chouji, and the guy wearing make-up is Kankuro."
"Damn brat!! It's not make-up, it's kabuki face paint!" yelled Kankuro.
Naruto shrugged. "Whatever. Still goes on your face." Kankuro was about to yell more but gave up. Deidara nodded to them all in acknowledgement.
"How do you like the school so far, Deidara-san?" asked Sakura. Deidara looked the girl up and down. Tight shirt, tight short skirt, and flirty appearance. Yep, had 'wannabe slut' written all over her. (A/N: sorry Sakura fans! Just had to do something with it!) Deidara shrugged. "It's better than my old school." Everyone glanced at him, as if he grew a second head.
"What do you mean?" asked Hinata quietly. Deidara's blue eyes seemed to gleam with mischief as he told his story.
"Well, there were at least 20 gangs at Iwa. A fight broke out four or five times a day. Sometimes between the same people. You had to fight just to get lunch. It was pretty tough at Iwa. This school doesn't even compare to Iwa when it comes to fights and gangs." explained Deidara. When he finished, everyone was quiet. Some of the girls seemed scared. But, other than that, they didn't seem fazed.
"Oh come on! You school couldn't have been that bad!" exclaimed Kiba. Deidara shook his head at Kiba's statement.
"Do you even have fights at this school?" the blonde hew student asked. Haku answered before anyone else. "Not really, unless you're against anyone from Akatsuki." Tenten added to Haku's comment. "Yeah. And fights with Akatsuki are rough. You'd be wishing you didn't make them mad cause once they're done with ya, people can't recognize ya."
"I heard someone pissed Kisame off once. They said he was shredded to bits." stated Ino.
"I heard Hidan killed someone for insulting Jashin. Then offered the dead person as a sacrifice to Jashin." said Kiba.
Naruto's seemed the worse. "I heard some guy insulted the Akatsuki leader and Akasuna-no-Sasori and dared them to fight him. All the guy's bones were broken, his eyes were missing, and his head has chopped clear off his body." All the girl's shuddered. Naruto crossed his arms and nodded.
Deidara wasn't impressed. "How do you know one had beaten the guy up and the other watched? How do you know one of them is weak as hell? How do you know this Sasori guy isn't a weak punk?" he asked calmly. Everyone stared hard at Deidara as he crossed his arms in triumph.
"What? Afraid to say something?" asked the confident blonde. "Well…(crunch) it's just that (crunch) no one lives after insulting Sasori if Sasori heard them say it (crunch). You pretty much just wrote out your death sentence if Sasori heard you." Chouji answered. Everyone nodded in agreement, except for Sasuke, Neji, Gaara, Shino, and Shikamaru, who were too cool to care.
Deidara snorted and pumped his first in the air. "Like hell I'll be writing my death sentence!! I can take on that punk Sasori!! And I'm gonna win too!!" Deidara shouted. He shouted it louder than he thought cause he got everyone's attention, including the Akatsuki's.
Just then, the redhead Deidara saw earlier came up to Naruto's table with a stoic expression. Everyone in the cafeteria grew silent. "H…hey Sasori-sama. W…what's up?" asked Naruto timidly. Sasori ignored Naruto and stared at the new student, who glared back at him.
"You think you're tougher than me?" asked Sasori in a cold voice. Deidara smirked. "I know I'm tougher than your sorry ass!" Sasori glared down at the blonde. Deidara got up meet Sasori eye-to-eye. Turns out, Sasori's SHORTER than Deidara. Much shorter.
Deidara laughed. "You're kinda young to be in high school, aren't ya?" Sasori glared at Deidara once more. "At least I don't look like a fucking girl." he shot back. The blonde glared at Sasori. He didn't normally mind if anyone had mistaken him for a girl. But this guy… he wouldn't take that from.
Deidara kicked his leg out, thinking he would hit Sasori. Said redhead got out of the way before Deidara could hit him. Kid's fast, thought the blue eyed boy. Next thing Deidara knew, his feet were knocked out from under him and his face met the hard, cold ground of the cafeteria.
Sasori smirked down at Deidara. "Now, the fight is fair. Seeing as how you and I are able to look at one another eye-to eye." Sasori sneered. Deidara growled and stretched his arm. Sasori took in a sharp breath was he was pulled to the ground. Deidara pinned the redhead down.
"No, now it's fair." Deidara whispered into Sasori's ear.
As Deidara tried to get up, Sasori grabbed the blonde's long hair and yanked him back down. Deidara yelped as pain quickly found its way to his roots. The blue eyed boy tried to get free but Sasori had an iron grip.
So, what are you to do when someone has hold of you and won't let go? Simple, punch them in the gut or head, or kick them in the groin if your dealing with a guy. Deidara didn't want to hit below the belt, so he punched Sasori in the gut. Sasori gasped slightly and tried to clutch his stomach, giving Deidara the chance to get free. Deidara smirked ad he punched and kicked at Sasori continuously.
Sasori was able to block a few of the kicks and throw some punches at the blonde. Both continued for another few minutes until Gai-sensei came and broke it up.
"What is the meaning of this most unyouthful fighting, my youthful students!?" exclaimed Gai-sensei. Sasori and Deidara scoffed and looked away from one another.
"We'll finish this later, kusotare(1)." stated Sasori in a cold voice as he walked away. Deidara smirked. "Can't wait."
Alright! 2nd chapter up already! I'm going to update Truth or Dare, My Way the Third tomorrow (4/18/08). Kusotare means shit for brains, just so you know. Review please!
