Got a great first response on this story! Thanks to xxXLovely-Little-LawyerXxx, Elle Loves Glee, dreamer 3097, deartonii, and Vamp gyrl for their totally awesome reviews. Now, before you read, I should probably warn you all that my OC will be a big piece of the story. My OC is really a representation of me so I'm giving you a taste of who I am through her. That being said, I love my stories so much that I like to put myself in them... Get the picture? Okay, good. Now, enjoy!


Back at the dormitories, Kurt was sitting on his bed with Rachel, Mercedes, and Nelly strewn around the room. Rachel had occupied a patch of rug, leaning herself against Kurt's bed. Nelly sat in a bean bag chair she had found near the television, while Mercedes was sprawled out on Ross's bed.

"So…" Kurt began, looking at each girl carefully. "Who wants to tell me what's going on?" At that, all three girls started talking, only to be silenced by Kurt. "Guys! Not all at once." He looked around the room, his eyes finally landing on Nelly. "Nelly, why don't you explain?"

Nelly took a deep breath and let it out. "Okay, so we did come to see you, of course, but we also came to see the Warblers," she smiled shyly. "You see, Rachel and I are still struggling to get over Finn and Jason." Kurt nodded sadly. He knew all about the drama between his step-brother and best friend, as well as Nelly's heartbreak with her long time boyfriend Jason. Jason lived in Carmel, where Nelly moved from. Coincidentally, Jason was one of Jesse's best friends (this fact alone made what he did that more expected, in Kurt's opinion). The couple had been dating for almost a year when Nelly moved. On their one-year anniversary, Nelly drove all the way to Jason's house to surprise him, only to catch him doing the nasty with her (former) best friend. Apparently the adulterers had been performing the affair behind Nelly's back for a couple months, meaning it was occurring whilst Nelly was still in town. It took a musical marathon weekend with the diva squad to get her to leave her room. She was in a zombie state for many weeks after that. Nothing (not even her cousins and the glee club guys kicking Jason's ass) would cheer her up. She'd only just started showing true emotions again when Kurt transferred.

"Yes, and we were thinking," Rachel continued, "what better way to get over an ex than become acquainted with some newer gentlemen?"

"That's where your boys come in," Mercedes piped in. "You know I've been single for way too long, and we three need some new boy toys."

Kurt looked around at his three friends. "So let me get this straight," he began, trying to connect the dots, "you want me to pimp you out to my friends?"

"Not in such terms, but yes," Rachel confirmed, "that's the general idea."

"Well what exactly do you want me to do?" Kurt asked.

"For starters, it would be nice to know what the guys think of us," Nelly commented, fiddling with her thumbs. "I mean, if they're not interested, then there isn't really any point."

"Um, I'm pretty sure they're interested Nel," Kurt assured. "That was pretty clear since the moment you three stepped foot into the room."

"So what do you think we should do?" Mercedes wondered.

Kurt pondered this for a moment. "We should go back down to Warbler Hall. I'll convince Wes to postpone today's rehearsal until tomorrow and you will accompany us to the park. There, you will see the Warblers in their natural habitat and get to know them better. The first step to getting a boy is getting to know them." The girls all nodded and trailed after Kurt as he made his way back down to Warbler Hall.

When they entered the hall, they were shocked to find Wes on top of Jeff and Nick, smacking them over the head with what appeared to be sheet music.

"Give her back you delinquents!" he ordered. "Give me back Penelope!"

Kurt grabbed Blaine's arm as he was walking by and asked, "Penelope?"

"Wes' gavel," Blaine explained. Apparently he named it Penelope. It seems Three Six Mafia has struck again." Kurt and the girls all giggled in response.

Nick, Jeff, and Wes all stopped when they heard the giggling, quickly jumping apart and dusting themselves off.

"Jeff, Nick, why don't you just give Wes his gavel back?" Nelly offered, crossing her arms and shaking her head with a small smile playing on her lips.

"Anything for you, Nelly," Jeff said dreamily as he walked over to the bookcase and pulled the gavel out from behind some old books.

"I was going to say that," Nick whined while snatching the gavel away and handing it to Wes.

Kurt and Blaine chuckled when Nelly turned a soft shade of pink.

"Alright, now that that's taken care of, perhaps we can finally start-" Wes started before being cut off by Kurt.

"Council member Wes, I motion that we postpone today's rehearsal," he stated with his hand raised.

Wes groaned. "And for what purpose?"

"Well, I was thinking that since my girls drove all the way out here, we should be attentive to them and treat them as guests," Kurt explicated. "I was thinking a day in the park with all the Warblers would be the best plan." He concluded with a smile and some cheers from his peers.

"Fine. Does anyone second this motion?" Wes addressed the room.

"I do," Blaine stated from beside Kurt with his hand raised.

Wes nodded in acknowledgement. "All those in favor?" All members raised their hands, making the decision unanimous. "Alright. Warblers rehearsal for today will be postponed until tomorrow in order for us to enjoy the company of the three New Directions girls at the park." The room erupted in cheers. "Warblers, you have fifteen minutes to change out of your uniforms and reconvene at the Warbler-Mobile. This meeting is adjourned." Wes slammed his gavel and the Warblers rushed to their rooms.

Nelly, Mercedes, and Rachel followed Kurt and Ross back to their room so they could change into some casual (but still fabulous) clothes. They sat on his bed as he and Ross looked through their massive closet in nothing but their boxers.

"Uh, Kurt," Mercedes murmured, staring at him and Ross.

"Yeah diva?"

"When did you get so buff?" she asked bluntly. Nelly and Rachel nodded and muttered their agreement of this evaluation.

Kurt blushed, the red spreading over his toned chest and washboard abs. The girls couldn't stop staring at the sight in front of them.

"Hey Kurt, are you and Ross-" Blaine said as he walked into the room, stopping when he saw a half naked Kurt in front of him. "Ungh." Ross and the girls laughed softly at the usually dapper boy's response.

"You okay there Blainey?" Ross joked, throwing a towel in his face.

"Uh, um, I'll be- bye," Blaine stammered before running back into the hall and slamming the door behind him. Bad undapper Blaine, he scolded himself. It's just Kurt. So what if he's got a torso that looks like it was sculpted by Rodin? You're supposed to be his mentor. Mentor, Blaine. Mentor.

"Well that was…" Rachel started.

"Weird?" Mercedes finished, wondering if that would be the correct word to describe it.

"Oh yeah," Kurt agreed, chuckling. He finally picked an outfit and slipped it on: a pair of dark wash, skinny jeans and a bright red and white striped polo shirt that hugged him in all the right ways. He paired it with a pair of red and white high tops and a red fedora. "Ross, you ready?"

"You betchya," Ross replied, exiting the closet in a pair of khakis and a blue v-neck t-shirt with tan flip flops and a matching belt, all by Tommy Hilfiger. "Let's jet."

The two boys led the girls out into the hall and down to the parking lot, meeting up with Chris and Ethan along the way. Chris was wearing some worn out jean shorts and a black tank top, attracting Nelly's attention to his biceps and visible abs. Ethan sported a pair of black khaki shorts and a loose white button up short-sleeved shirt, giving him a casual but classy look, something Rachel thought looked very fitting on him.

The group finally arrived at what could only be called the Warbler-Mobile. It was a dark blue, short tour bus with red and white trim and the Dalton Academy logo slapped on the side next to a yellow canary. Underneath the bird were the words 'R.I.P. Pavarotti' written in what looked like Kurt's handwriting.

"Where did you get this thing?" Rachel asked in awe.

"The school gave it to us," David stated. "The Warblers are the school's prized possessions and administrators like us to look our best in every aspect, including travel. It seats eighteen, not including our personal driver, Charles, so you girls will have to sit on some laps."

Nick and Jeff quickly grabbed Nelly's hands and pulled her towards the bus as she looked back with a horrified expression. Chris's shoulders visibly slumped as he made his way to the bus. Ethan started to follow but looked back at Rachel, silently asking if she wanted to sit on his lap.

"Ethan, I'll crush you," she replied sadly.

"You can sit on my lap Rachel," Luke smiled down at her, offering his arm. "I guarantee you won't crush me." Rachel politely smiled back and took Luke's hand, allowing him to lead her onto the bus.

"Um, I think it's probably a bad idea if I sit on one of you guys," Mercedes established. "I'm a whole lotta woman that none of your bony butts could handle."

Trent chuckled and grabbed her hand. "Try me." Mercedes smiled and blushed as she followed him onto the bus. Harry looked on sadly and trailed after his two friends as they entered the bus.

"Shall we?" Blaine offered, holding his hand out to Kurt.

Kurt chuckled and took his hand, running onto the bus as it roared to life. His chuckles turned to flat out laugher when he saw Nelly seated on top of both Jeff and Nick's laps. The two boys had their arms wrapped around her middle and their heads lying on her arms, looking up at her. Kurt had never seen her look so uncomfortable in his life. Rachel also looked slightly uncomfortable but she had mastered the art of the show face. She was seated so her back was against the window and her calves were between Luke and Iggy's legs. Luke held a hand around her back and on her waist while the other rested on her thigh. Mercedes seemed to be the only comfortable one, seated the same way as Rachel but on Trent's lap next to Thad. The three were laughing and chatting about some dance flick they had all recently watched.

Kurt took his seat behind Wes and David, sliding in to make room for Blaine. The bus started moving and somewhere in the back, Kurt heard Mercedes laughing. He turned and craned his neck to see her whispering something to Chris, Trent, Thad, and Ethan, who chuckled and nodded. All of a sudden, Chris began beat boxing a drum beat that sounded awfully familiar to all the past and present New Directions members. Trent, Thad, and Ethan joined in after a few measures with vocal guitar riffs before Mercedes started singing the first verse, smiling seductively at all the boys.

We've been here too long tryin' to get along

Pretending that you're, oh, so shy

I'm a natural man doin' all I can

My temperature is runnin' high

Rachel took the next verse, shimmying her shoulders and smiling.

Cry at night no one in sight

And we got so much to share

Talkin's fine if you got the time

But I ain't got the time to spare, yeah

Nelly and Mercedes joined in for the chorus while the boys yelled the 'yeahs'.

Do you wanna touch? [Yeah]

Do you wanna touch? [Yeah]

Do you wanna touch me there? Where?

Do you wanna touch? [Yeah]

Do you wanna touch? [Yeah]

Do you wanna touch me there? Where? There, yeah

Yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah

Yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah

Nelly took the next two verses, bracing herself with the seat in front of her and moving her upper body sexily. When it came to the line, she even ran her fingers through her hair.

Every girl and boy needs a little joy

All you do is sit and stare

Beggin' on my knees, baby won't you please

Run your fingers through my hair

My, my, my, whiskey and rye

Don't it make you feel so fine?

Right or wrong, don't it turn you on?

Can't you see we're wastin' time? Yeah

Do you wanna touch? [Yeah]

Do you wanna touch? [Yeah]

Do you wanna touch me there? Where?

Do you wanna touch? [Yeah]

Do you wanna touch? [Yeah]

Do you wanna touch me there? Where? There, yeah

Yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah

Do ya? Do ya?

Yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah

Do ya? Do ya?

As the girls's finished out the song, the boys continued to sing their 'yeah, oh yeah, oh yeahs' in the background.

Do you wanna touch,

Do you wanna touch me there?

Do you wanna touch,

Do you wanna touch me there?

My, my, my,

Do you wanna touch me there?

Won't you touch me?

Come on, yeah, you know you wanna do it.

Touch me there, yeah.

My, my, touch me.

My, my, my, my, yeah, yeah.

Touch me there. You know where.

Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

Yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah.

You know where, yeah, yeah.

When they ended the song, the bus erupted in applause and laughter, some of the guys even fanning themselves at the sexy performance by the girls. After a few more minutes of conversation, they reached the park. There was a wide open field with scattered trees and boulders and the occasional bench and picnic table. In one corner, there was a small playground, equipped with a jungle gym, a line of swings, and some slides. In another corner, a basketball court lay empty, calling the boys to play on it. Across the street from the playground was a small convenience store that sold beverages, junk food, and icy treats. Wes and David exited quickly, making their way over to a bench with a portable video game console in each of their hands. Jeff and Nick sprung up from their seats and pulled Nelly along with them as they headed to the playground. Chris and Ethan slowly followed them, the latter chatting away while the former pretended to listen. The three quiet boys headed towards a picnic table under some shade holding books in their hands. Thad, Trent, and Mercedes headed towards the convenience store, mumbling something about how frozen yogurt was just anorexic ice cream. Iggy exited the bus and waiting while Luke escorted Rachel out. The trio headed towards the playground, Rachel mentioning her love for jungle gyms. Flint and Zack walked over to the basketball court, a basketball nestled under Zack's arm. Finally, Ross, Kurt, and Blaine left the bus and made their way over to the playground.

Kurt and Ross settled at a picnic table near the swings, reading a Vogue magazine Ross brought with him. On the jungle gym, Rachel was swinging from the monkey bars with Ethan laughing behind her. Nelly, however, was hiding from Jeff and Nick in the tunnel away from the climbing structure.

"Who are you hiding from?" a voice said from behind her.

She covered her mouth to stifle a shriek and turned to see Chris smirking at her. "Oh, Chris, it's just you. You scared me. I thought you were one of the spazzes."

Chris chuckled, moving more into the tunnel so they were side by side. "Yeah, Three Six Mafia can be a bit overwhelming. They just get very excited very easily."

Nelly sighed softly. "I've noticed." She looked up at him and found herself staring into his chocolate eyes again. "Why are you hiding?"

"Not hiding," he stated. "Just came to find you."

"Yeah?" she smiled. "Well you found me."

A smile spread to Chris's lips, making his eyes sparkle. "That I did." The smile slowly faded into something more peaceful as his head began to move towards Nelly's. She gasped softly when she felt his hot breath reach her skin. Just as his lips graced hers, shouts tore them apart.

"Nelly!" Nick hollered.

"Oh Nelly!" Jeff yelled. "Where are you?"

"I-I should get back," Nelly whispered, ducking her head.

"Yeah," Chris replied in a breathy tone.

Nelly crawled out of the tunnel, her head spinning and her heart fluttering.

"There you are Nelly," Nick said, weaving his arm through hers.

"Come join us on the swings," Jeff smiled, taking her other arm.

"Um, actually, I need to talk to Kurt," Nelly muttered, plastering on her best fake smile. "Can I go on the swings with you guys later?"

"Of course Nelly," Nick assured.

Jeff turned to Nick and teased, "Race you there!" before bolting towards the swings. Nelly walked over to the picnic table and sat beside Kurt, laying her arms on the table and plopping her face into them with a groan.

"Nel?" Kurt spoke, putting his hand on her back and rubbing slightly. "You okay?"

"Noooooo," she whined, her face still buried in her arms. "Three Six Mafia ruined everything."

"Nelly Bells, what are you talking about?" he wondered, concern clear on his face.

"I almost kissed Chris," she stated. "Our lips were barely touching when Agent 3 and Agent 6 had to call my name and ruin the moment."

"Um," Kurt fought back chuckles, "did you want to kiss Chris?"

"I don't know," she moaned into her arm. She finally lifted her head and looked at him. "The last person I kissed was Jason." Her eyes filled with tears when her voice cracked at the name.

"Oh Nel," Kurt sighed, pulling the blonde in for a hug. "I know he hurt you but you can't let what he did keep you from living life. Chris is an amazing guy. He would never hurt you like that. You shouldn't feel bad about getting close to another guy, okay?"

Nelly nodded sadly, wiping the tears from her eyes. Across the playground, she saw Chris finally exiting the tunnel. He smiled at her and began to walk over, stuffing his hands in his pockets along the way. Time to move on, Nelly.


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