People Stuck In A Box
Captors
Brandie
Maple
Captives
Luna Lovegood
Karl the Intern
Indiana Jones
Jack Dawson
Ash Ketchum
Sharpay Evans
Guest Stars
Selena Gomez
Calvin, Hobbes, Perry, Doofenshmirtz, Troy and Gabriella
Fred and George
Hagrid
PerryThePlatypusFan
Tasks
Week 1
Captured and Introduced
Read "There's A Wocket In My Pocket"
Truth or Dare
Karaoke
Draw pictures of their co-stars
Watch countless movies
Try out Fred and George's Skiving Snackboxes
Week 2
Read countless fanfictions about them
Potato Eating contest
Play "Nintendogs" until they go blind
Blast-Ended Skrewts are assigned to them
They take the Skrewts for a walk
Skrewts are released and captives have to do a cosplay of each other
Captives are released and explained to about why they were in the box
Week 3
Send them home
Go home yourself
Go about your normal business at home for the rest of the week
Week 1
Day 2
Everybody woke up with a jolt as one of their captors shouted, "WAKE UP! WE HAVE AN ASSIGNMENT FOR YOU TODAY!!!" The captives all laid back down, groaning, "Five more minutes…" Luckily, Brandie and Maple has come up with a better way of waking the captives up than just shouting at them. The clock all of a sudden started jumping around the room, scaring Sharpay out of her wits. It hopped on Karl's head for several minutes before bugging Jack, who went running from the clock. "AAAAAAH! GET IT AWAY FROM ME!!!" If you could see Brandie, she'd be smirking evilly and laughing her head off. After a few minutes, the clock quieted, leaving everyone shocked and terrified of the tiny black box. Maple, trying her best not to laugh, said, "We have an assignment for you today. Like we will everyday. You have to do what we tell you, or you will be denied access to the bathroom for a few days. We don't care if you pee your pants, so you'd better do whatever we say!" Brandie continued, "Today you'll be reading There's A Wocket In My Pocket by Dr. Seuss." As she said it, six books, all bearing the title, appeared in the room. "There's one for each of you. Sorry if they're a little messy, we've had them since we were 3." Everybody grabbed a book and waited for further instructions. Maple explained, "You need to read them out loud, you each do a page in this order: Karl, Luna, Indy, Jack, Ash, Sharpay. If you do good, you'll each get a pork chop to go with your potatoes." Everybody seemed disgusted at the idea of having to read a children's story, but the thought of a nice warm pork chop urged them to go on. Brandie said, "Okay…BEGIN!" Karl began, "Did you ever have the feeling there's a Wasket in your basket?" Luna continued, "Or a Nureau in your bureau?" Indy, annoyed by what they had to do, said, "Or a Woset in your closet?" Jack stiffly said, "Sometimes I feel quite certain there's a Jertain in the curtain." Ash continued, "Sometimes I have the feeling there's a Zlock behind the clock." Sharpay was really disgusted at being forced to read this nonsensical book, but she continued, "And that Zelf up on that shelf! I have talked to him myself." Everybody paused. Then they continued, actually turning it into a song…
Everybody starts singing…
Karl
That's the kind of house I live in. There's a Nink in the sink.
Luna
And a Zamp in the lamp. And they're rather nice…I think.
Indiana
Some of them are very friendly. Like the Yot in the pot.
Jack
But that Yottle in the bottle! Some are friendly. Some are NOT.
Ash
I like the Zable on the table. And the Ghair under the chair.
Sharpay
But that Bofa on the sofa…Well, I wish he wasn't there.
Karl
All those Nupboards in the cupboards. They're good fun to have about.
Luna
But that Nooth Grush on my tooth brush…Him I could do without!
Indiana
The only one I'm really scared of is that Vug under the rug.
Jack
And that Quimney up the chimney…I don't like him. Not at all.
Ash
And it makes me sort of nervous when the Zall scoots down the hall.
Sharpay
But the Yeps on the steps--They're great fun to have around. And so are many, many other friends that I have found…
Karl
…Like the Tellar and the Nellar and the Gellar and the Dellar and the Bellar and the Wellar and the Zellar in the cellar.
Luna
…And the Geeling on the ceiling…
Indiana
…And the Zower in my shower…
Jack
…And the Zillow on my pillow.
All
I don't care if you believe it. That's the kind of house I live in. And I hope we never leave it.
Everybody finished with a loud, "THE END!" They heard clapping over the mike, and they assumed that their captors enjoyed their little performance. Brandie stated, "Wow. That was quite a song. All right, now that that's over…POTATOES AND PORK CHOPS FOR ALL!" A plate with mashed potatoes and a pork chop on it appeared in Karl's hands. Then another for Luna. Before long, everybody was eating the potatoes and pork chops eagerly, knowing that they'll never have meat for a long time…Then it was time for bed. Maple gleefully exclaimed, "Tomorrow will be even more fun! It's a secret what we're gonna do tomorrow! So you'd better rest up!" Then she clapped twice and the lights dimmed again, leaving them alone with what they called "The Clock Of Doom" yet again. Everybody scooted far away from the clock, all the way into the walls.
