Chapter 2.

Disclaimer I do not own Twilight. AN – sorry this chapters shorter than the first one, more funny I hope 

The wind whirled around Bella as she tried to keep hold of Nessie, made all the more difficult by her flailing arms. She could hear Emmett whooping in the distance, and she knew if this wasn't so traumatic she'd probably be enjoying herself too. She looked into the distance and saw Jacob, looking worriedly at the ground. How was he going to land safely? The rest of them could literally smash into the earth and they would simply walk away, and Nessie was fine as Bella was holding her. But what was Jacob going to do? Bella looked the other way and saw Alice and Rosalie, gracefully falling compared to the guys. Carlisle and Esme were holding hands, like a double fall, while the boys were a different matter entirely. It looked like they were having a competition to see who could do the best trick. They were all twisting and turning rapidly in the sky, their movemtns fluid and sinuous. Bella felt an excited atmosphere arise in her body and had no doubt that this was due to Jasper's doing. How could she feel excited when her daughter and her best friend could possibly die? But a look at the ground heightened this. She grinned over at Edward, he stopped twisting for a moment to grin back. He moved his arms and managed to air swim over to them.

"Want me to take Nessie while you play?" He grinned. Bella was uncertain. She looked over at Jacob, then Renesmee.

"Don't worry, Jacob's got a plan. If you start playing then he'll even join in!" Edward was shouting everything he was saying, the roar of the wind contending for the prize sound in Bella's sensitive ears. She looked over at Jacob, seeing Edward's persuasion he gave her a thumbs up.

"Alright!" She agreed quickly handing Renesmee over to Edward. It was difficult, but she was safely in Edward's arms in under a minute.

"Now, love, fly!" He shouted. Bella kicked her feet experimentally and screamed as she lunged into the air. She heard Emmett's booming laugh, no contest even for the howling wind, and scowled at him. She moved over to him and Jasper.

"Maybe we should sky dive more often" Jasper laughed.

"I certainly didn't this was how the plane journey would end" Rosalie and Alice had come over now, they were all in a little circle.

"Everybody join hands!" Emmett shouted.

"Emmett, this isn't a friendship circle" Bella said sceptically. He laughed.

"No, just trust me" he looked over at Jasper and he grinned back. Bella didn't like this. Reluctantly she joined hands with Rosalie and Alice. She counted two deep breaths before it happened. There had been a jolt in the circle, Emmett and Jasper's plan obviously, and they had all shot out in different directions. Bella and Alice screamed as they shot backwards, still linking hands. They twisted and convulsed together, Bella knew that this would have been very painful if she were human, but all she could see now was the sky and scenery rushing beneath her, and she felt a thrill of pleasure run through her. She wasn't sure whether it was her own or Jasper's doing, but she didn't care. This felt amazing! She closed her eyes, then opened them to see Alice's reaction. But it wasn't what she expected. It was vacant, then all of a sudden there was dread in her eyes.

"No!" Alice cried. Bella saw Jasper moving towards them, his enjoyment now taken over by worry for his beloved.

"No!" Alice cried. Bella saw Jasper moving towards them, his enjoyment now taken over by worry for his beloved.

"Alice what's wrong!" Bella shouted. She looked down, the clearing was a lot more closer now.

"Alice! Alice!" Jasper shouted behind them.

"We're going to get split up!" She looked around wildly, either for Jasper or at everyone Bella didn't know.

"Split up! Alice I don't think this is a good time to announce a break up" Jasper said, confused.

"Who's breaking up? Is it Jacob and Renesmee? I hope so, she's far too good for that dog" Rosalie sneered. Emmett, catching the subject of the discussion shouted over to Jacob.

"Tough break, Jake!" he chortled. Alice, looking into the future, hadn't yet corrected their mistake.

"What? What!" Jacob, confused why they were all looking at him, was getting paranoid.

"Edward what's going on!" Carlisle shouted to Edward. They were all making their way over to the group now.

"Well apparently Jacob and Renesmee are splitting up" Edward laughed. Nessie's face was appalled.

"What! No!"She whined in Edward's arms.

"Alice said we were splitting up" Edward said in a more serious tone.

"You're splitting up with Bella? What about Renesmee?" Esme cried.

"Rosalie, you cannot have dibs!" Edward shouted, outraged. Rose blushed, obviously Edward had heard something in Rosalie's thoughts he wasn't meant to.

"Argh! Rosalie you do not have dibs on Renesmee, neither Edward and Bella or Jacob and Nessie are splitting up, and we are all going to crash into the ground in less than four minutes!" Alice shrieked. They all looked shocked at her angry outbreak. Emmett spoilt it when he started singing 4 Minutes, by Justin Timberlake and Madonna.

"Shut up Emmett!" Rosalie hissed. He obliged, but was obviously still thinking it in his head.

"Emmett!" Edward confirmed Bella's thoughts when he hissed his name too.

"Sorry! It's a catchy song!" Emmett put his hands in the air, but put them back down again when his position wavered.

"Oh great, now I'm thinking it!" Jasper whined.

"Will everyone stop thinking about that song, it's driving me crazy!" Edward shouted. He rubbed his temples, annoyed.

"Let Alice think!" Bella shouted, interrupting their argument, she could see Alice's features crunched in concentration. They were all silent for a few moments, it didn't last. Jacob started coughing loudly, they all gave him a wide berth.

"Die quietly, dog" Rosalie hissed at him.

"I can't help it, I think I swallowed a fly!" Jacob spluttered in between coughs.

"Isn't the dog meant to be eaten to eat the cat?" Emmett asked.

"No, it's the other way around" Jasper said. They all looked at him confused.

"It is!" He declared.

"No because the old lady swallows the fly, so then she eats a cat to get rid of it, then she eats a dog to get rid of that..." Rosalie explained.

"Doesn't it go backwards though?" Jasper asked.

"Well that would never work, because a cat can't eat a dog" Carlisle intervened.

"If it was a small dog it could" Nessie contributed. Jacob, offended by this very conversation, looked at her outraged.

"Renesmee, how could you!" Jacob said.

"I'm the child here, I should know my childhood stories."

"Nessie, you hated those stories, you said they were too low in intelligence" Edward rebutted.

"Yes, but as the only child here I should get to contribute" Nessie crossed her arms over her chest, something that was hard to do with Edward still holding her.

"Jasper, the dog really does kill the cat" Esme kindly explained.

"You're wrong!" He shouted to everyone, pointing his finger at them.

"For the love of God, stop talking about baby stories!" Alice screeched again. They were all silent, but once again, it didn't last.

"Wrong" Jasper murmured.

"Right!" Rosalie and Emmett replied.

"None of this is going to matter in one minute because we're going to crash into the ground!" Alice said again.

"We're all going to die!" Jacob screamed dramatically.

"Well, you are" Rosalie laughed.

"Rose!" Edward, Bella and Renesmee warned.

"Everyone get ready!" Alice said. They all heard her, even though the wind was louder than ever as the ground rushed up to meet them.

"Three, two, one!" Emmett counted down. There were multiple screams in the air as the ground came up to meet them. Bella heard the smack as they were thrown onto the grassy ground, then saw blackness as she closed her eyes against the impact. It was silent around her. This continued for a few moments, until she heard something she fervently didn't want to hear. We've only got four minutes... Damn! Bella buried her head deeper into the ground.